Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

Panda Killa

aspiewriter wrote: »

that annoys me, people having multiple accounts on facebook

Hahaha, yes.. popped up on Facebook this morning I had 4 people who had bdays today..turns out it was all the same person

cj maxx

I finally bent the stem of my reading glasses so they sit straight and now the case won't close because the stem is sticking out .
Wonky fcucking ears

Antares35

I have a pounding headache and I need lunch - some fresh orange and grapefruit juice, a nice big roll with tuna mayo and a mug of tea. Perhaps a little Mr Kipling French fancy on the side.

Except, OH has taken over the kitchen working from home and is now on some kind of video call with colleagues. The super annoying ones who speak with faux American accents, with every sentence beginning with "So" and interspersed with "like" between every word, and it's all "issues" - never a problem. Some whiney bint on now and I can hear her from my bedroom (over the stomach growls) banging on about solutions. Does she not know I need a cuppa?

And, OK I might not be a techy so perhaps this is unfair, but it really sounds to me like 90% of what they all say is just pure self-validating sh*te :mad:

I feel like going in and inhaling the box of French fancies in front of his screen and giving them all the middle finger. :pac:

cj maxx

Antares35 wrote: »

I have a pounding headache and I need lunch - some fresh orange and grapefruit juice, a nice big roll with tuna mayo and a mug of tea. Perhaps a little Mr Kipling French fancy on the side.

Except, OH has taken over the kitchen working from home and is now on some kind of video call with colleagues. The super annoying ones who speak with faux American accents, with every sentence beginning with "So" and interspersed with "like" between every word, and it's all "issues" - never a problem. Some whiney bint on now and I can hear her from my bedroom (over the stomach growls) banging on about solutions. Does she not know I need a cuppa?

And, OK I might not be a techy so perhaps this is unfair, but it really sounds to me like 90% of what they all say is just pure self-validating sh*te :mad:

I feel like going in and inhaling the box of French fancies in front of his screen and giving them all the middle finger. :pac:

Do it
But don't hold me responsible !!¡

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Antares35 wrote: »

I have a pounding headache and I need lunch - some fresh orange and grapefruit juice, a nice big roll with tuna mayo and a mug of tea. Perhaps a little Mr Kipling French fancy on the side.

Except, OH has taken over the kitchen working from home and is now on some kind of video call with colleagues. The super annoying ones who speak with faux American accents, with every sentence beginning with "So" and interspersed with "like" between every word, and it's all "issues" - never a problem. Some whiney bint on now and I can hear her from my bedroom (over the stomach growls) banging on about solutions. Does she not know I need a cuppa?

And, OK I might not be a techy so perhaps this is unfair, but it really sounds to me like 90% of what they all say is just pure self-validating sh*te :mad:

I feel like going in and inhaling the box of French fancies in front of his screen and giving them all the middle finger. :pac:

Do it. But I dare you to walk in and out like this:

Autosport

Antares35 wrote: »

I have a pounding headache and I need lunch - some fresh orange and grapefruit juice, a nice big roll with tuna mayo and a mug of tea. Perhaps a little Mr Kipling French fancy on the side.

Except, OH has taken over the kitchen working from home and is now on some kind of video call with colleagues. The super annoying ones who speak with faux American accents, with every sentence beginning with "So" and interspersed with "like" between every word, and it's all "issues" - never a problem. Some whiney bint on now and I can hear her from my bedroom (over the stomach growls) banging on about solutions. Does she not know I need a cuppa?

And, OK I might not be a techy so perhaps this is unfair, but it really sounds to me like 90% of what they all say is just pure self-validating sh*te :mad:

I feel like going in and inhaling the box of French fancies in front of his screen and giving them all the middle finger. :pac:

Don't forget to lick your fingers after eating each French fancy

the purple tin

Autosport wrote: »

Don't forget to lick your fingers after eating each French fancy

I've got a seriously strong urge to a c to an n somewhere in this sentence.
Must...resist...can't...hold on !

Antares35

the purple tin wrote: »

I've got a seriously strong urge to a c to an n somewhere in this sentence.
Must...resist...can't...hold on !

TA I had to read your post about 6 times to get that. :pac:

A Consonant Please Carol

That was a grade A rant. Thank you.

ArnoldJRimmer

My sleep hasn't been great lately, and part of that has been because of brain-dead, needle-dick bikers going down the road outside at 3 in the morning. Its a busy road in the middle of a city, so noise is expected, and if it was ambulance sirens at that time, I'd have no issue. But these knuckle dragging f*ckwits seem to derive pleasure from making the loudest noise with their bikes as possible. And on top of that, decide to do it through a residential area in the middle of the night

Sephiroth_dude

People down the park deciding to stand and chat on the footpath as opposed to on the grass and not moving out of the way, I wish I had a plow like this.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When someone’s behind you constantly, especially in the kitchen. If I’m at the sink I’ll be a couple of seconds. Just wait. Don’t push in beside me and start trying to wash whatever it is you have while I’m actually washing something. I cook dinner, serve it up and carry the dinner to the table and straight away “will I turn this off? Will I close the extractor hood”. Just give me a minute, I’ll be right back and do it. If the oven is still hot, then the oven door will be opened to let the heat out into the kitchen yet when I open the oven door to do that it’ll be closed.

Infuriating

Porklife

Antares35 wrote: »

TA I had to read your post about 6 times to get that. :pac:

TA I still don't get it!! Somebody tell me right now lest you all feel my wrath!

Porklife

Makenna Alive Bulb wrote: »

When someone’s behind you constantly, especially in the kitchen. If I’m at the sink I’ll be a couple of seconds. Just wait. Don’t push in beside me and start trying to wash whatever it is you have while I’m actually washing something. I cook dinner, serve it up and carry the dinner to the table and straight away “will I turn this off? Will I close the extractor hood”. Just give me a minute, I’ll be right back and do it. If the oven is still hot, then the oven door will be opened to let the heat out into the kitchen yet when I open the oven door to do that it’ll be closed.

Infuriating

I couldn't agree more with you.

My flatmate shuffles up behind me in the kitchen and stands there waiting for me to finish washing up all the while holding his dirty dishes lightly sighing. Just wait a damn minute and I'll be done. He also decides to start cooking at the same time I do. I'll be just finished prepping and he'll suddenly appear and start turning on hobs and reaching over me fussing about.
"Are you done with the chopping board?"
"Oh you mean the chopping board that's covered in vegetables and meat that I happen to own? No...no I'm not done with it yet dickmunch"
Then when I'm about to dish up and I'm setting my plate down on the table, I'll go to get condiments from the fridge but he'll inevitably be blocking the fridge dicking around pulling things out and shoving them back in himming and hawing. Just go to the bathroom and eat **** asshole 😠

Autosport

Porklife wrote: »

TA I still don't get it!! Somebody tell me right now lest you all feel my wrath!

I think it had something to do with the way I spelt it fancy and not fancies

Porklife

Porklife wrote: »

TA I still don't get it!! Somebody tell me right now lest you all feel my wrath!

Don't forget to lick your fingers after eating each french fanny. Absolute childish, immature humour. I absolutely didn't laugh.

cj maxx

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Don't forget to lick your fingers after eating each french fanny. Absolute childish, immature humour. I absolutely didn't laugh.

Ah thanks BB, you've sent me on a whole different train of thought !

cj maxx

A TA I've just thought of is square plates . Very trivial

dubstarr

Falling,i went on my snot out the back earlier.Hurt my little finger and scraped my leg.

cj maxx

dubstarr wrote: »

Falling,i went on my snot out the back earlier.Hurt my little finger and scraped my leg.

I do that often. I never walk with my hands in my pockets.
Hope it's not too sore

maudgonner

I've just seen a job as that said you should send your CV along with a "letter of motivation".


Letter of friggin' motivation, I ask you! It motivated me to give them a good kick up the hole.

Porklife

maudgonner wrote: »

I've just seen a job as that said you should send your CV along with a "letter of motivation".


Letter of friggin' motivation, I ask you! It motivated me to give them a good kick up the hole.

Ugh...so ****ing soul destroying at a time like this to read **** like that. I had a disastrous zoom interview last week where the MD interviewing me was wearing pjamas and being "uber casual"...young hot shot in his early 40s.. suave but in a try hard way. He was cursing and saying things like "hope you're not offended that I'm in my track pants...this ****ing new normal is the ****ing pits"
I instantly disliked him but for some reason started mimicking his way of being and was all like 'yeah bro...don't I know it" ..I can't stand being on camera and chances are I was staring at the floor or straight at his dick.
TA that zoom is probably a narcissists dream but for someone like me job hunting it's hell.

dubstarr

cj maxx wrote: »

I do that often. I never walk with my hands in my pockets.
Hope it's not too sore

My litte finger is swollen,i have a big scrape on my leg.But i dont know how i fell.

*Disclaimer* Alcohol wasnt involved:D

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maudgonner wrote: »

I've just seen a job as that said you should send your CV along with a "letter of motivation".


Letter of friggin' motivation, I ask you! It motivated me to give them a good kick up the hole.

"I don't have a motive. However, I have a water-tight alibi."

Letter done. :cool:

Antares35

I found out that a relative who lives close by has contracted Covid-19 - from his girlfriend who is a healthcare worker and with whom he does not live! What the actual, like if you know your partner is a frontline worker then you don't just casually go and spend time with them while there are restrictions in place. So he has potentially passed it on to his parents that he lives with, who are in their 60's plus the several grandchildren who have been visiting on a regular basis, again against restrictions.

This is exactly how the feckin thing spread. TA selfish people who would do anything for the ride it seems.

Antares35

Porklife wrote: »

Ugh...so ****ing soul destroying at a time like this to read **** like that. I had a disastrous zoom interview last week where the MD interviewing me was wearing pjamas and being "uber casual"...young hot shot in his early 40s.. suave but in a try hard way. He was cursing and saying things like "hope you're not offended that I'm in my track pants...this ****ing new normal is the ****ing pits"
I instantly disliked him but for some reason started mimicking his way of being and was all like 'yeah bro...don't I know it" ..I can't stand being on camera and chances are I was staring at the floor or straight at his dick.
TA that zoom is probably a narcissists dream but for someone like me job hunting it's hell.

That sounds awful, and fair play for doing it - I can barely do meetings on it and when I do, can't look straight on at my big back-of-a-spoon face :pac:

Hope the search goes well.

NewbridgeIR

In a couple of Facebook groups I'm in, people will post bargain alerts from Ebay, Amazon etc - but usually via screenshot rather than a product link. So annoying - you can't order from a screenshot!

TheFortField

I arrived home last night after going for a run to find my 14 year old and her “bored aunt” in the living room watching Netflix.

I was livid at her selfishness, I haven’t seen my parents in months and I couldn’t attend my cousin’s funeral recently ....... and she felt it was okay to talk her way into my house while I was out .... because she needed to escape the monotony of the lockdown

the purple tin

Soaps ta me. They have turned into misery-porn.
Murder, rape, bullying, cancer and illness, death, shootouts, kidnapping, domestic abuse, suicide, racism, revenge porn, child abuse, drugs, car crashes, tram fecking crashes, ships sinking, buildings collapsing, fires and arson, explosions and non bloody stop arguing and bickering.


Remember when there used to be humorous characters in the soaps for light relief?

They have either been given misery-storylines or are hardly ever seen anymore. They are so negative these days, you can actually feel stressed watching them with the constant shouting matches, all I really follow anymore is Corro but when the soaps run out (which is soon I think) I am going cold turkey and quit them for good.

Bredabe

dubstarr wrote: »

My litte finger is swollen,i have a big scrape on my leg.But i dont know how i fell.

*Disclaimer* Alcohol wasnt involved:D

I beleive you, my right small finger is swollen from knitting 7 lines of plain stitch!