Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

Tauriel

Waking up with a severe headache and having a number of Teams calls today.

Pawwed Rig

When you ask a simple question and get sent a spreadsheet in response

The One Doctor

A customer complained that they hadn't received their pendant today.

He ordered it today. I sent it today. For free. With An Post. He's in Dublin.

The guy forgot his wedding anniversary and he's in the doghouse big time.

Bredabe

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

When you ask a simple question and get sent a spreadsheet in response

OR the response is 'I don't understand/what do you mean!?
If I could make it any clearer I would be accursed of treating them as if they were stupid.

cj maxx

I haven't had a beer since last Saturday but did a test. Brushed my teeth and gargled with mouth wash . Then blew into my alcosense breathalyser and guess what ? A sky high reading . Wtf is in listerine???

Dial Hard

cj maxx wrote: »

Wtf is in listerine???

It's almost 27% alcohol, in fairness.

Today's TA: Still no sign of the clothes I ordered this day last week, which I was told would arrive within 48 hours.

oneweb

"New-look Primetime", same SHOUTY MIRIAM O'CALLAGHAN PRESENTING :rolleyes:

Genuinely...

Antares35

When someone "categorically" denies something. What's wrong with just denying? Or strongly denying if you feel that way. Do they even know why it's categorically denied? This was never a thing until Gerry McCann opened his mouth and now everyone is categorically denying all over the place.

Princess Calla

There is a light wrote: »

Genuinely...

Did you catch ipsy?

cj maxx

Dial Hard wrote: »

It's almost 27% alcohol, in fairness.

Today's TA: Still no sign of the clothes I ordered this day last week, which I was told would arrive within 48 hours.

Holy sh×t . 27% ? I tried to read the label but the writing is miniscule.

Princess Calla

Princess Calla wrote:

Did you catch ipsy?

I was saved by a hero who politely escorted the gorilla out of my room.

whisky_galore

Antares35 wrote: »

When someone "categorically" denies something. What's wrong with just denying? Or strongly denying if you feel that way. Do they even know why it's categorically denied? This was never a thing until Gerry McCann opened his mouth and now everyone is categorically denying all over the place.

Someone in news media discover a sexy new word they haven't used before and the whole lot of them start copying.

Speaking of which, this never fails to craic me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCBxh1AYKg

Porklife

whisky_galore wrote: »

Someone in news media discover a sexy new word they haven't used before and the whole lot of them start copying.

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today 😠😡🀬

ohnonotgmail

Porklife wrote: »

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today ������

Are you sure they pissed you off? *runs away giggling*

Mundo7976

TA ive to return something to amazon, don't have a printer, don't trust handwriting the return & now ive to try and find somewhere local that can print the 4x a4s that are needed

Surreptitious

Feel terrible for my nephew, it appears his friend took his own life. My sister is trying to get him to talk but I think he wants to be left alone.

Antares35

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Are you sure they pissed you off? *runs away giggling*

They categorically píssed PL off

HildaOgdenx

Porklife wrote: »

I categorically agree with this.

TA someone asking "are you sure?" about something serious or something you're obviously sure about.
I had a doctors appointment today and it was a different doctor to my usual one but she still had my file in front of her. She asked how many weeks pregnant i am and when i told her she said "are you sure?" Nah...just hazarding a guess love, could be 6 months or could be 8 months...it's not like i think about my due date every waking minute!!"

I then told my sister im dying my hair tonight and she said are you sure you're allowed dye your hair pregnant? Like i wouldn't bother reading the label or checking something like that.

The pair of them pissed me right off today ������

I used to work with someone who used to say 'you could be right'... Again, it would be in relation to something that the other person was 100% right about.
I cracked one day and said I AM right. Aaaaaaaargh.

Sgt Hartman

Spent most of yesterday evening digging out all the wet, moldy old silicone around the bath tub, cleaning, vacuuming and blow drying the entire area and adding a nice layer of fresh clean Tec 7 sealant to replace the old silicone. I'm driving myself crazy with anxiety at the moment though, worrying whether I done a good job or not. I pray that I won't have any leaks

Pawwed Rig

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Spent most of yesterday evening digging out all the wet, moldy old silicone around the bath tub, cleaning, vacuuming and blow drying the entire area and adding a nice layer of fresh clean Tec 7 sealant to replace the old silicone. I'm driving myself crazy with anxiety at the moment though, worrying whether I done a good job or not. I pray that I won't have any leaks

I did that last year as we were having leaks. We still had leaks after I had finished so ended up getting it done again professionally which cost a couple of hundred euro.
Turns out the leaks were running along the pipe from the hot press so the sealant had nothing to do with it. €200 down the drain*.


*or not down the drain which was the problem on the first place

Antares35

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

I cracked one day and said I AM right. Aaaaaaaargh.

TA I can already tell this is going to be an over eating day! Already had fluffy pancakes with melted Gouda, and a coffee and I'm scanning for something else...

HildaOgdenx

Antares35 wrote: »

TA I can already tell this is going to be an over eating day! Already had fluffy pancakes with melted Gouda, and a coffee and I'm scanning for something else...

Now TA'd because I didn't have fluffy pancakes!

eisenberg1

You know those letterbox signs..”No Junk Mail”
Does anyone know where I can get one
That says “ I said, No Fcukin Junk Mail!!”

EmmetSpiceland

Discovering I bought a ‘Fruit and Nut’ bar when I meant to get a ‘Whole Nut’.

I, probably, shouldn’t have bought it considering the amount of Easter egg chocolate around here but I did and now I’m sad about it and annoyed.

Trivially so.

Antares35

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Discovering I bought a ‘Fruit and Nut’ bar when I meant to get a ‘Whole Nut’.

I, probably, shouldn’t have bought it considering the amount of Easter egg chocolate around here but I did and now I’m sad about it and annoyed.

Trivially so.

TAd I don't have a fruit and nut bar! Wonder if I could.do a buymie for just that

Antares35

There I was with a nice zero balance on my credit card and then a thirty quid government stamp duty was lumped on. Wtf is that even for?

Gregor Samsa

Waiting for my NCT. Outside, given the current situation. Wore my warm jacket, but could really do with gloves.

Or not reading Boards on my phone and putting my hands in my pockets.

Brrrrrrrr.

Edit: Fecker failed too!

Gamer Bhoy 89

I waited almost a week for a bottle of weed killer to arrive at my door (arrived two days earlier than expected). Finally, I thought.

Been dry all week, and mostly last week. The one time I finally get to use the weed killer, fúcking rain 5 hours later. It only rained for about 10 minutes so I hope it didn't do anything.