Boardsies Decide - Cartoon Wars: Best Simpsons Character

Huntergonzo

Lunchlady Doris

As a fan of greasy spoons she's right up my street.

"Grease me up woman!!"
"Okey dokey"

RobbingBandit

Mother versus son

Lunch lady Doris wins hands down for me

Omackeral

Lunchlady completely serves her own kid. Next fight is a 2 on 1 affair and is out of this world.

Judge Roy Schneider



VS

Kang & Kodos

Necro

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos (and Kang)

Mainly for the episode where Kang became president, but also cos Schneider is just... meh.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Kang & Kodos because I don't remember the Judge ever doing anything of note whatsoever.

The Judge. 2 vs 1 isn't fair and I like an underdog.

Collie D

Another vote for Kodos and Kang. Even if only for being on the receiving end of one of my favourite Homer lines:

Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Rikand

Kodos and kang

Because

TheValeyard

Kang & Kodos

setting back ET relations by 50 years


And like this game...

Citizen Kang was the best ever Simpsons Halloween short, and I will not hear any arguments to the contrary. As such, Kang & Kodos must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And twirling, twirling, twirling towards Round 2.

Omackeral

K 'n' K advance! Two of the front line services are going head to head now. First to four goes through.

Eddie



VS

Dr. Nick Riviera

Huntergonzo

HI EVERYBODY!

Dr Nick all the way

RobbingBandit

Seriously baby I can prescribe anything I want

Dr Nick wins this one for me

Hi Everybody..

Surely that quote alone does it...


Dr. Nick.

Necro

Yeah Dr. Nick here. Another vote almost entirely based on that one infectious line of his.

Omackeral

That's a hammering for the Springfield Police Department. Cult favorite vs a sure favorite here now.

Lionel Hutz



VS

Bart Simpson

RobbingBandit

Miguel Sanchez for me

Works on a contingency? No! Money Down...

Phil Hartman was so talented

Hannibal_Smith

Bart Simpson, because he's an underachiever and proud of it.

Huntergonzo

Lionel Hutz

"Care to join me in a belt of scotch"
"It's 9.30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I haven't slept in days"

RIP Phil Hartman

Omackeral

Hutz takes a shock 2-1 lead!

Necro

Bart. It has to be Bart despite Hutz being a great character.

Everybody do the Bartman!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Bart obviously. Lets not be silly people, Bart is way better than Hutz.

Bart


Unlike Homer, an actual good character.

Huntergonzo

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

Bart obviously. Lets not be silly people, Bart is way better than Hutz.

I love Hutz, he's one of my favourite secondary characters. Bart's good but he's one of the more over-rated characters in the Simpsons for me.

Omackeral

Bart defeats Hutz the klutz after an early scare. Now let's get ready to rumble....

Chief Clancy Wiggum



VS

Drederick Tatum

Necro

Wiggum. Best idiot police officer on TV for years.

Huntergonzo

Wiggum, Mr Bribe wink wink

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Wouldn't be my favourite by a long shot, but I'll go with Wiggum here because he's a more important character.

Wiggum.

Insulting question, Mack.

Omackeral

Clancy defeats the former heavyweight champ by way of knockout. Oh god this bout is a battle of stereotypes.

Johnny Tightlips



VS

Rich Texan

Necro

Johnny Tightlips.

At least they actually gave Johnny a cool name :P

Also Starring LeVar Burton

I don't remember either of these characters, but I'm gonna go with Johnny Tightlips for the more creative name

Huntergonzo

Rich Texan, he has more to say than Johnny Tightlips!

RobbingBandit

Rich Texan has OCD

Gotta go with him for that
Gotta go with him for that
Gotta go with him for that
Gotta go with him for that

Omackeral

Necro wrote: »

Johnny Tightlips.

At least they actually gave Johnny a cool name :P

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

I don't remember either of these characters, but I'm gonna go with Johnny Tightlips for the more creative name

Guys, his name is Richard ''Rich'' Texan. He just happens to be wealthy and from Texas!

Omackeral

2-2 in this one.... yeeeeeehawwww!

Phoenix Wright

Rich Texan edges it, a bit more memorable for me

Omackeral

The Texan goes through but he'll do well to progress any further than that I would wager. This next bout would be a slaughter in a scrap.

Martin Prince



VS

Rainier Wolfcastle

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Martin Prince because Nerds stick together! Go Team Nerd!

Necro

Martin Prince. Wolfcastle is a poor man's Schwarzenegger... which I think is the point:P but anyways I prefer Martin as a character.

Huntergonzo

Rainier Wolfcastle

BANG!! "Bye book"

TheValeyard

Rainier Wolfcastle


Ice to see you.

Ah its a funny pisstake of Arnie.

Omackeral

2-2 as it stands, can we get a tiebreaker?

Rainier Wolfcastle

Because Martin Prince never had a Bratwurst song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JcXXY8xBk

Rikand

Rainier because he sleeps on a giant pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women

Sultan of Bling

Martin for me.

Brains over brawn any day.

Omackeral

McBain goes through. Last match before lunch.

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy



VS

Sideshow Mel

Worztron

Omackeral wrote: »

K 'n' K advance! Two of the front line services are going head to head now. First to four goes through.

Eddie

VS

Dr. Nick Riviera

Dr Nick, hands down! He's very funny. The cop is a bit meh.

RobbingBandit

Reverend Lovejoy even if just for his roleplaying in the casino heist episode

Worztron

Omackeral wrote: »

McBain goes through. Last match before lunch.

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy

VS

Sideshow Mel

Mel, I love the dramatic phrases he comes up with.