Boardsies Decide - Cartoon Wars: Best Simpsons Character

Reverend Lovejoy.

Sideshow Mel doesn't really have any standout moments, he's just...."there".

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Reverend Lovejoy.

Sideshow Mel doesn't really have any standout moments, he's just...."there".

Yeah, I'll go with this and steal Homer's reasoning too

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Rev Lovejoy for the same reasons Homer and Necro have given...

Hannibal_Smith

Reverend Lovejoy - for his complete sarcastic disinterest

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

s1ippy

Rev Lovejoy for his love of model trains.

Omackeral

The good Reverend is victorious. Now we get to some international warfare. Two great characters.

Waylon Smithers



VS

Groundskeeper Willie

Sultan of Bling

Jeez that's tough.

I'll go Willie.

There's no such thing as scotchoberfest.

Ya used me skinner, YA USED ME

Worztron

Willie because he's a riot.

Necro

Willie, great character and has some decent episodes involving him.

RobbingBandit

Whose the bear Waylon woof, is that the Mr Burns.

Smithers on rollerskates and in pink hot pants funniest moment ever.

Smithers gets this one

Trigger

Willie. Because...

Smithers, mainly because of his role as the "straight man" (LOL) to Mr Burns. Also because of the good jokes involving his unrequited love for Burns.

Omackeral

Quick turnaround but it's the Scot who's hot and Smithers who's not. Oh, there's a schoolyard scuffle now.

Üter Zörker



VS

Lisa Simpson

Üter doesn't have enough appearances to justify progressing. Lisa, though hit and miss, is central to many good storylines and should proceed.

PsychoPete

Üter! Lisa is too much of a little busy body know it all

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Lisa because she's one of my favourites and the rest of ya can f**k off with your Lisa hatred.

Necro

Lisa. Despite her being the worst Simpson (yes worse than Maggie), Uters biggest contribution was the line

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Makes it close though with Lisa's hipster leanings :P

Worztron

Lisa - a core character.

Nunu

This is like the first qualifying round of the FA Cup.

khalessi

Lisa as the other fella isnt that important to the story

Hannibal_Smith

Lisa - coz she'll save the world one day

Phoenix Wright

Nunu wrote: »

This is like the first qualifying round of the FA Cup.

Great read all the same

Omackeral

It's Auf Wiedersehen to Uter at this point. OMG these two are never even called by their actual names.

Eleanor aka Crazy Cat Lady



VS

Rafael aka Sarcastic Wiseguy

TheValeyard

Eleanor aka Crazy Cat Lady


She throws cats.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

I'm going to go for Rafael because I too am a Sarcastic Wiseguy... I'm also a bit of a Crazy Cat-Lady too I suppose, but I'm allergic to cats, so I don't actually have any, so Rafael earns my vote.

Necro

Errr...

Sarcastic Wiseguy I guess. Because... I... um... came to this thread via Southern Yemen?

Worztron

I find both very funny but Rafael aka Sarcastic Wiseguy edges it IMO.

Phoenix Wright

Rafael wins it for me, the crazy cat lady gag became jarring after a while

colm_mcm

Rafael, had some great lines.

Omackeral

Rafael wins the battle of the side characters. Can only see this next match going one way.

Helen Lovejoy



VS

Sideshow Bob

Necro

Sideshow Bob, the best darn part-time Springfield villain!

Huntergonzo

Sideshow Bob, he's great at the German, die Bart die.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Gotta be Sideshow Bob because I could listen to Frasier's soothing tones all day.

TheValeyard

Sideshow Bob aka Bad Fraiser.



What's not to love, awesome episodes, great voice, good singer. Big feet.


Arch enemy is a rake.

Omackeral

One more for the bad guy. Two real odd-balls in our next bout.

The Yes Guy



VS

Moe Szyslak

Necro

Moe. That Yes Guy is just irritating whereas Moe is a semi-major character

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Moe all day long. One of the most important characters outside of The Simpson family.

The Mighty Quinn

Moe.

Pivotal part of homers life, has been part of many big stories

Ted_YNWA

Moe all way. Much more regular character.

Always falls for the prank calls too.

CCat

Moe - Springfield wouldn't be the same without Moe's Tavern

colm_mcm

Has to be Moe, he’s a pretty central character and the show would be less without him.

Omackeral

A real slaughter there! Two naughty chaps in this encounter but on totally different levels.

Hank Scorpio



VS

Jimbo Jones

Necro

Scorpio is a better character by far, shame he was only in one (I think only one) episode. Jimbo isn't even the best bully on the show.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Jimbo because he's more regular.

Collie D

Necro wrote: »

Scorpio is a better character by far, shame he was only in one (I think only one) episode. Jimbo isn't even the best bully on the show.

Exactly my thoughts. Another vote for Hank Scorpio.

What’s the criteria for winning? Four votes or three?

Trigger

Hank Scorpio, he was a great good bad guy

Omackeral

Collie D wrote: »

What’s the criteria for winning? Four votes or three?

First to four or most in 45 minutes.

Hangdogroad

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Agnes. Never heard tell of auld Jewish fella.

Never heard of him either.

Worztron

Omackeral wrote: »

Rafael wins the battle of the side characters. Can only see this next match going one way.

Helen Lovejoy

VS

Sideshow Bob

No competition really, Sideshow Bob all the way.

Worztron

Omackeral wrote: »

A real slaughter there! Two naughty chaps in this encounter but on totally different levels.

Hank Scorpio

VS

Jimbo Jones

Hank Scorpio - I still recall that episode. The character was ace.