so naked right now!

Leg End Reject

s1ippy wrote: »

Big deal you're naked, I haven't worn undergarments of any variety in two weeks now.

No wonder you're s1ippy!

LaFuton

im not usually naked myself, personally wouldn't have the time.

LaFuton

end of cabin in woods now

all demons are loosed

well holy god!

PommieBast

This is sounding more and more like ChatRoulette. Time for another tinnie..

Panthro

Futon sitting on a couch, hah!

Panthro

Reclined?
You lazy boy..

patrickc

Why the feck did I just read all of this ?

Montage of Feck

That sticky feeling of a vinyl sofa on your naked bottom is quite unpleasant to be honest.

Montage of Feck

patrickc wrote: »

Why the feck did I just read all of this ?

Well Im laying the blame with Leo and Simon and their stupid lockdown.

biko

LaFuton wrote: »

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

You need to start posting this stuff on Facebook instead..

Rufeo

LaFuton wrote: »

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

You're still alive!!!!!!! holy sh*t

Paulownia

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I've been walking around the house in the nip

I’m the same, I’ve even ventured out into the garden in rural Laois

Better Than Christ

Chanced it yesterday, but got kicked out of Tesco's and then the guards arrested me on the way home. Can't wait til this lockdown is over, tbh. I wouldn't mind, but it was flaccid, FFS.

Paulownia

We’re you not maintaining the distance? I’m afraid Tesco is probably the wrong place to be naked anyway

Paulownia

I went to Tesco today hoping you’d be there in your mask and gloves

Urethral Buttercup

Home alone tonight so might try it. Will be using a towel under my posterior though.

Paulownia

Urethral Buttercup wrote: »

Home alone tonight so might try it. Will be using a towel under my posterior though.

Very responsible and respectable!
The only way to go!

Paulownia

Urethral Buttercup wrote: »

Home alone tonight so might try it. Will be using a towel under my posterior though.

The only way to go, very responsible and respectable

Kylta

jaxxx wrote: »

Speaking of wiping, how many sheets you use at a time? I go with 3, cos I find 2 tears too easily and then you're left with chocolate fingers.

Yeah but not the same choccys you dip in tea.

LeYouth

This is a gay thread

Paulownia

LeYouth wrote: »

This is a gay thread

Why did you think that, I didn’t really understand the reference above to toilet paper

Bobblehats

Conjures images of dimply blubber on kitsch vinyl settee.
Let it sliiide....

Paulownia

Bobblehats wrote: »

Conjures images of dimply blubber on kitsch vinyl settee.
Let it sliiide....

Speak for yourself, leopard print here to show me off to best advantage

Bobblehats

Paulownia wrote: »

Speak for yourself, leopard print here to show me off to best advantage

If you wear a leopard print blouse you will blend right in

Paulownia

Bobblehats wrote: »

If you wear a leopard print blouse you will blend right in

I prefer to stand out!

Bobblehats

Paulownia wrote: »

I prefer to stand out!

You’ll need to scale back that muff so! As it is I think it is the couch that is blending into that jungle you’re cultivating

Paulownia

It’s very good for the environment, at the moment I hardly ever need to dress and don’t have to wash clothes every second day

cantdecide

patrickc wrote: »

Why the feck did I just read all of this ?

Just skip through and read the heavily liked posts.

BeerWolf

Just... don't do that if you've got a leather sofa on a hot day, OP... unless you can to stick to it.

Paulownia

BeerWolf wrote: »

Just... don't do that if you've got a leather sofa on a hot day, OP... unless you can to stick to it.

Thanks for the hint, I have a cloth one, only problem today is that I have to have the heating on!

Kylta

I've abandon this naked couch thing. I was watching movie earlier am I had popcorn, well It spilt. Needless to say I got popcorn in my pubez. And their a bastards to get out. Actually I know there my pubez I was nearly going to eat the popcorn from down there, but I realised I'd look like a monkey picking stuff from my nuts.
Here's something to think about, if it had been a hot cup of herbal tea that I had spilt, well I would have been putting cream on my poor seasoned sausage

Paulownia

Kylta wrote: »

I've abandon this naked couch thing. I was watching movie earlier am I had popcorn, well It spilt. Needless to say I got popcorn in my pubez. And their a bastards to get out. Actually I know there my pubez I was nearly going to eat the popcorn from down there, but I realised I'd look like a monkey picking stuff from my nuts.
Here's something to think about, if it had been a hot cup of herbal tea that I had spilt, well I would have been putting cream on my poor seasoned sausage

A gin and tonic or a glass of wine is the answer to that one, the advantage of the popcorn is that nobody will want to share it!

ILoveYourVibes

LaFuton wrote: »

so don't know if anyone else is feeling this new found freedom but lately I have been compelled to be naked on the sofa most nights.

You better wash that sofa.

Kylta

Paulownia wrote: »

A gin and tonic or a glass of wine is the answer to that one, the advantage of the popcorn is that nobody will want to share it!

I really wanted to share the popcorn with a lady

Kylta

Why sit naked on the sofa, when you can stand naked in the window and get a charge sheet and a day out in court.

LeYouth

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

You better wash that sofa.

Yes Mother.