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The Dear leader, Kim Jong Un might be poorly

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    #2
    Better Than Christ
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    Heard they might be looking for Kim Jong Deux soon enough...


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    [Deleted User]
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    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    Heard they might be looking for Kim Jong Deux soon enough...

    Bravo..


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    TheValeyard
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    He ded.


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    #5
    s7ryf3925pivug
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    Zombies!

    Kim Jong Un dead!

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/world/1273869/kim-jong-un-dead-north-korea-kim-jong-un-health-latest-kim-jong-un-dead-reports/amp


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    McMurphy
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    https://twitter.com/joelneill/status/1254122979744677902?s=19


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    Spanish Eyes
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    Well if it is true, and I doubt it but sure who knows anyway.

    The regime will continue anyway.


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    suicide_circus
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    Good night sweet prince


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    #9
    Hintel
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    Kim Jong Gon


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    #10
    Dr. Bre
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    Hintel wrote: »
    Kim Jong Gon

    Kim Jong Done


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    [Deleted User]
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    Hopefully he can make a full recovery


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    Larbre34
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    Far funnier, is the strategic analysis offered in the Daily Express by retired South Korean general Chun In Bum.


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    2u2me
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    Another Jong bites the dust.


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    #14
    Quantum Erasure
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    Kim Jong ill, 2


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    #15
    Donald Trump
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    Rocket man


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    barneystinson
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    The good die Jong.


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    #17
    StupidLikeAFox
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    He is just in a vegitative state. Current status: Kim Jong Onion


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    #18
    Scuid Mhór
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    Is there really any chance of serious discussion here about Kim Jong Pun?


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    2u2me
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    I guess at the very least, his korea is over


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    aligator_am
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    Honestly, it's difficult to every really know what to believe from that neck of the woods. They are as big a liar as the Chinese.

    Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this portly, blobby headed freak is hiding in some bunker just waiting to pop back out in a few weeks to say that he's beaten death and that he is now a full god.

    Maybe this barrel with a head on it really is brown bread, if he is then I'm not sure what the longer term affects of it will be. Will it erupt into an internal power struggle or will the Chinese decide who the next ruler will be?


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    StupidLikeAFox
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    aligator_am wrote: »
    Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this portly, blobby headed freak is hiding in some bunker just waiting to pop back out in a few weeks to say that he's beaten death and that he is now a full god.

    So you are saying he is going to die, reappear after a couple of days have passed and people will worship him as a god? People would never be that stupid


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    aligator_am
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    StupidLikeAFox wrote: »
    So you are saying he is going to die, reappear after a couple of days have passed and people will worship him as a god? People would never be that stupid

    For sure, if he had timed it just a little better (like maybe a few weeks back), then it would really have added some gravitas.

    Yeah, sure who'd be stupid enough to believe that he'd be dead for a few days and then come back to life, or to fly up on a magic horse and split the moon in half.

    Come on man, surely you don't think people are that stupid enough to belive absolute sh!te like that do you?


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    MrMusician18
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    Because Kim has no appointed successor, rather bizarrely we should hope he's still alive and well.

    The last thing the world needs right now (or indeed at any time tbf) is a power struggle in a nuclear armed state.


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    Mrcaramelchoc
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    I hope the sister takes over.she's a fine bit of stuff.i hear she's amazing in the kitchen.


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    TheValeyard
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    Didnt this happen before. Didn't he vanish for like six weeks before? Then turned up grand.


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    RobbingBandit
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    Cloneomatic 2020 is ready to save the day Disney offering up the raw materials needed to save/replace the house of mouse number 1 fan.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Hopefully Kim Yong will soon be Dung


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    padd b1975
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    Either way, it's safe to assume his wife is back on the market...

    She’s a little honey.


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    El_Duderino 09
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    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    Well if it is true, and I doubt it but sure who knows anyway.

    The regime will continue anyway.

    The regime might continue but it would be the right time to invade. I'd they ever plan to invade, now is the time. They "liberated" Iraq thinking he had WMD. So we know they're not afraid of the consequences and I presume they have the ability to shoot down North Korea's WMD.

    I'm not saying they definitely should invade as it might not ever be feasible but if they ever intend to invade, now's the time.


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    Sultan of Bling
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    El_Duderino 09 wrote:
    The regime might continue but it would be the right time to invade. I'd they ever plan to invade, now is the time. They "liberated" Iraq thinking he had WMD. So we know they're not afraid of the consequences and I presume they have the ability to shoot down North Korea's WMD.


    I don't think they ever thought Iraq had WMD.

    Unless your talking about their oil.


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    Dr. Bre
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    El_Duderino 09 wrote: »
    The regime might continue but it would be the right time to invade. I'd they ever plan to invade, now is the time. They "liberated" Iraq thinking he had WMD. So we know they're not afraid of the consequences and I presume they have the ability to shoot down North Korea's WMD.

    I'm not saying they definitely should invade as it might not ever be feasible but if they ever intend to invade, now's the time.

    Good time to start a war during a pandemic?


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