Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Niska

Axel F - Crazy Frog - Keating's cover is dire, but this is a whole league worse
Rebecca Black - Friday - as stated before it;s Rebecca Black's Friday
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - never heard either before this comp,so this one as it's grating that bit more
Jenna Rose - My Jeans - it's fdown there with Friday in it's <lots of rude words an beeps>

Kolido

Rikand wrote: »

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [5]
Rebecca Black - Friday [2] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [5] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [1]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [0] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]

Axel F - Crazy Frog
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Either would be deserving winners

Tell me how

Axel F - Crazy Frog (I nominated Keating, that'll tell you how bad I think this is.)
Rebecca Black - Friday (Worst of both, but not by much)
DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide (The other one is crap, but, at least they thought they were making a good song. This is just cheese)
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile (Still broadly embarrassing to ireland)

rainbowtrout

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog
Rebecca Black - Friday Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide A scourge on musical history, this was one of my nominations
Jenna Rose - My Jeans Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [5] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

Richie and Axel F book their places in the semis, but who will join them

Rikand

I'm going to let this run till 4pm and if theres no further action, I'll call the matches and move on to the semis

I'll put Brokencyde through then, please.

Also gonna vote for Fast Food Rockers.

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [5] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [5]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [7] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

colm_mcm

Rebecca Black - Friday

Omackeral

Fast Food Rockers. They’re not rockers in any sense of the word. They’re human pieces of excremental waste, if anything. Probably holocaust deniers also.

cdeb

6-6?

I've just watched the Fast Food Song; never heard of it.

What the absolute jaysus was that? Friday is vacuous, but that was to be expected. So Fast Food gets my vote.

It should be noted that it's actually a catchy tune in its own way - the problem is the lyrics. I think there's a heck of a lot worse out there, and I'm surprised that Nicki Minaj isn't represented at this stage of the competition for example.

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [7]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [7] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

And the fast food rockers steal it at the death!

Had it been 6-6, I would have picked them too as Friday has actually grown on me throughout this competition as horrifying a thought as that might be.

Semi-Finals coming momentarily

Rikand

Semi Finals!!!!

Nominations now require 8 votes to advance

No need for a reason at this point still, though people are always welcome to give theirs. People have been giving their reasons all the way through which is brilliant and why I'm not enforcing it!




Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Semi Final/Match 1

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx

Vs

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song

Why I Hate It: My sister and brother knew I deplored this song when it came out, so as younger siblings tend to do they used sing it at me constantly. So annoying.

::::::::

Just kill me now.

Semi Final/Match 2

Axel F - Crazy Frog

Vs

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

There was only one good thing about Crazy Frog. You could tell someone was a complete idiot if they used it as their ringtone, and then avoid them like the plague.

Stupid song from a stupid man who looks like he should be on some sort of watchlist. A favourite of drunken arseholes when it was first released.

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Necro

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song - It beat my last nomination, it had better go all the way now
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - This would be a worthy final but I'm voting for Kavanagh here. The Frog is a nuisance but one song, Kavanagh made his living off this sh1te and for that he must pay.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song ; sticking with my own nomination until the bitter end, because I can't express in words how much this song gets under my skin. I was telling my brother yesterday about this tournament and asked him if he could guess any songs I might have nominated. Without a second's hesitation he started singing this monstrosity at me.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile ; as awful as Crazy Frog is, at least its got the hook of Axel F so parts of it are bearable, same can't be said for this other c**t

Rothko

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx
Axel F - Crazy Frog

PsychoPete

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - Horrendous noise
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - What more can you sayd that hasn't already been said, pure sh!te at its finest

_Whimsical_

The Tamperer ft Maya - Feel It
aka the "whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her" song.
So lyrically rich.

Omackeral

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

The Tamperer ft Maya - Feel It
aka the "whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her" song.
So lyrically rich.

That’s it, just disregard the entire tourney journey to get to this point.

Omackeral

Just listened to that freaxxx song in full. Here’s the thing; if it wasn’t full of that needless roaring and wasn’t performed by a couple of androgynous wind-bags and wasn’t filmed on a Nokia 3210 it could potentially have some sort of fan base in the mid 2000’s Bebo era. There is nothing redeemable about the Fast Food Song and I’m voting for it.

Richie Kavanagh and Crazy Frog are both gimmicks that went too far. I’m voting aon focail because the whole premise of a word in Irish somewhat sounding like a bold word in English is just daft. Dafter than a poxy pond dweller on a motorbike somehow but there you have it.

Zaph

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song Blurting out the names of a load of fast food chains and pretending it's music of some sort is bollocks of the highest order. They should be taken to one such establishment and force fed until they either apologise or burst. I'm OK with either.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile This guy is an embarrassment to himself. But more worrying is that people from outside Ireland might happen across this and think we're all inbred gombeens like him. Hanging, drawing and quartering should be brought back to discourage any more sh*te like this.

cdeb

The first roar in that Freaxxx song put me off it - but then it's repeated throughout (or as far as I could manage anyway) as some sort of beat. ****ing hell, that's ear-torture. Fast Food has nothing on it.

I never minded that Richie Kavanagh song tbh. It's daft, but that frog would drive you mad.

So Freaxxx v Frog in the final for me

Rikand

Omackeral wrote: »

That’s it, just disregard the entire tourney journey to get to this point.

Ah to be fair that poster probably mixed this thread up with the similarly named one on After Hours

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [3] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [2] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [5]

the purple tin

Fast Food Rockers. That Broke Nsyde 'song' is noise pollution but I'll stick with my nom.


Richie Kavanagh vs Crazy Frog. These are both noms of mine so I flipped for it and fat-boy won.

the purple tin

cdeb wrote: »

6-6?

I've just watched the Fast Food Song; never heard of it.

What the absolute jaysus was that? Friday is vacuous, but that was to be expected. So Fast Food gets my vote.

It should be noted that it's actually a catchy tune in its own way - the problem is the lyrics. I think there's a heck of a lot worse out there, and I'm surprised that Nicki Minaj isn't represented at this stage of the competition for example.

She was a strong contender but her fat ass got knocked out a few rounds back. There is some stiff competition here.

Rikand

the purple tin wrote: »

She was a strong contender but her fat ass got knocked out a few rounds back. There is some stiff competition here.

The Stupid Hoe song should have went deep in this competition. It was knocked out way too soon

Sawduck

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - Sticking by my nominated song, it is disgusting noise sang by degenerates
Axel F - Crazy Frog - did people really go into a record shop and pay money for this ****e, i think it got to number one in the charts too which is ridiculous since its a god damn ring tone

the purple tin

Zaph wrote: »

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song Blurting out the names of a load of fast food chains and pretending it's music of some sort is bollocks of the highest order. They should be taken to one such establishment and force fed until they either apologise or burst. I'm OK with either.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile This guy is an embarrassment to himself. But more worrying is that people from outside Ireland might happen across this and think we're all inbred gombeens like him. Hanging, drawing and quartering should be brought back to discourage any more sh*te like this.

This song was actually banned in some country (I forget where) when it was released because they thought he was swearing saying focal.

cdeb

Rikand wrote: »

The Stupid Hoe song should have went deep in this competition. It was knocked out way too soon

Good to hear it was nominated anyway. I missed this when nominations were called, but I plugged it in the AH thread and would have nominated it here too. I'd have it in the semis ahead of Richie and even the Fast Food song. (Not to be taken as an endorsement of either, mind!)

cdeb

the purple tin wrote: »

This song was actually banned in some country (I forget where) when it was released because they thought he was swearing saying focal.

Banned off the BBC apparently.

That's a plus for him, tbh.

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [4] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [5]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [3] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song (I'd actually choose these two for the final over the other two, but ultimately I think Brokencyde have the worst of the four)

Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Rothko

the purple tin wrote: »

This song was actually banned in some country (I forget where) when it was released because they thought he was swearing saying focal.

That was probably just an excuse to ban it

colm_mcm

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx
Axel F - Crazy Frog

Tell me how

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song. I feel that this is the 2 also rans from the last 4 going head to head. I'll give my vote to the Fast Food Rockers simply because I made some sort of a case for the Freaxxx actually thining they were producing something of value previously.

Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile And here are the worst 2 songs, by a distance in the semi finals. As I've said repeatedly, Richie Kavanagh does not shine a positive light for Ireland. But, that being said, he thought he was entertaining people, some d*ckhead listened to the Crazy Frog and said 'Oh my God, that's terrible, lets make a record out of it. It gets the vote.

P.S. Guess who will get my vote in the Final.

quickbeam

Crazy Frog. It's atricious.

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [6]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [6] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]



Both matches tied at 6 votes a piece!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Rikand wrote: »

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [6]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [6] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]



Both matches tied at 6 votes a piece!

Tell me how

Rikand wrote: »

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [6]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [6] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]



Both matches tied at 6 votes a piece!

the purple tin

ShaneU

Fast Food Song (it's pure torture) and Crazy Frog (Way more annoying)

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [7]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [7] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]



Is there time for a fightback for Richie and the Freaxx ?


First to 8 remember

Kolido

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx, never heard it before, its diabolical. At least the other song is about food, who dosent like junk food.
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile, even though tjat crazy frog is bad, I do like the beverley hills cop theme, it does have at least one redeeming feature. That other chap, how on earth did he get to release a greatest hits album. A worthy finallist imo

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [7] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [7]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [7] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]



And we're back level again!

Next votes win and put their respective songs through to the final

rainbowtrout

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile


There aren't enough blenders in the world for that frog...rage inducing muck. Probably the flip side of the westlife tape used in Guantanamo to torture prisoners.

Sultan of Bling

Fast food song - utter tripe

Crazy frog - utter utter tripe

Sultan of Bling

rainbowtrout wrote:

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Rainbowtrout you baxtard, you beat me to it!!!!!!

Rikand

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [8] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [7]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [8] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]


Rainbow trout gets in right at the death and 1 minute ahead of the Sultan to seal it for BrokeNCYDE and Crazy Frog!

I'm going to post the final up now, but there'll be no rush to have it resolved tonight. It reaches its mark when it reaches its mark

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Boo! I wanted the other 2 in the final!