Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Tell me how

J Otzi - Hey Baby (UK's version of Richie Kavanagh type music)
Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York (Nominated it, hate that he would think he could do this)
Teletubbies - Eh-oh Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That (nominated both. Teletubbies win this round)
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide (Low Brain Cell Count music at it's worst)

colm_mcm

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
Teletubbies - Eh-oh
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide

rainbowtrout

C1 - Virus Vs Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik
Brokencyde - Freaxxx Vs Fr. Brian - Whos in da house?
Pentatonix - Hallelujah Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ?

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby - hideous

Jan Terri - Little Brother Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - an embarrassment to Ireland

Teletubbies - Eh-oh Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That - at least kids might enjoy Teletubbies, I've no idea what kind of market is supposed to enjoy that other thing.


Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome - Laughing Gnome is charmingly strange rather than just plain bad.

rainbowtrout

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Jan Terri - Little Brother Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
Teletubbies - Eh-oh Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome

Rikand

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 25

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off

Vs

Vanilla - No Way. No Way

Round 2/Match 26

BahaMen - Who Let the dogs out ?

Vs

Rebecca Black - Friday

Round 2/Match 27

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Vs

Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors?

Round 2/Match 28

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

Vs

Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Vanilla - No Way. No Way
BahaMen - Who Let the dogs out ? Vs Rebecca Black - Friday
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors?
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off

Rebecca Black - Friday

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song ; one of my noms

PsychoPete

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off
Rebecca Black - Friday
Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors?
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

Tell me how

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off
Rebecca Black - Friday
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

colm_mcm

Vanilla - No Way. No Way
Rebecca Black - Friday
Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors?
Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

Necro

Rikand wrote:

Vanilla - No Way. No Way

Rikand wrote:

Rebecca Black - Friday

Rikand wrote:

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Rikand wrote:

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

Votes above

Rikand

Final set of matches for

Round 2!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs


Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Round 2/Match 29

Nizlopi - JCB Song

Vs

Jan Terri - Baby Blues

Round 2/Match 30

Axel F - Crazy Frog

Vs

The Wurzels - Combine Harvester

Round 2/Match 31

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song

Vs

Jenna Rose - My Jeans

Round 2/Match 32

Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender

Vs

Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

Nizlopi - JCB Song Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Jan Terri - Baby Blues

The Wurzels - Combine Harvester ; sticking with my nomination

Jenna Rose - My Jeans

Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End ; unnecessary cover, hardly the worst, but I actually like the other song

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Vanilla - No Way. No Way - there's something oddly fascinating about Reh Dogg. Psychologists can probably use his......music (?) for some studies on human behaviour, whereas Vanilla is just a blank slate of terribleness.


BahaMen - Who Let the dogs out ? Vs Rebecca Black - Friday - Rebecca Black was a kid. The Baha Men were old enough to know better.


Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

Let H0 be our null hypothesis that anything featuring Ronan Keating is no better or worse than our alternative choice.
Let H1 be the alternative hypothesis that anything involving Ronan Keating is worse than the alternative choice.
At the 99% confidence level, we reject the null hypothesis and conclude that anything with Ronan Keating is indeed worse than any alternative choice.

rainbowtrout

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Vanilla - No Way. No Way
BahaMen - Who Let the dogs out ? Vs Rebecca Black - Friday
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors?
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

rainbowtrout

Deleted User wrote: »

Let H0 be our null hypothesis that anything featuring Ronan Keating is no better or worse than our alternative choice.
Let H1 be the alternative hypothesis that anything involving Ronan Keating is worse than the alternative choice.
At the 99% confidence level, we reject the null hypothesis and conclude that anything with Ronan Keating is indeed worse than any alternative choice.

:pac::pac::pac:

PsychoPete

Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog
Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender

Nizlopi - JCB Song Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues - it's a shame that JCB didn't drive off a cliff.

Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester - Ring ding ding ding ding diiiing......

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans - I was gonna vote for My Jeans until I found out she was only nine years old! I kinda feel bad for her now.

Necro

Nizlopi - JCB Song Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester - Kill the Frog.
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

rainbowtrout

Nizlopi - JCB Song Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

Rothko

C1 - Virus
Freaxxx - Brokencyde
Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
Soulja Boy - Crank That
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off
Rebecca Black - Friday
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Ronan Keating - Friends in Time

Nizlopi - JCB Song
Axel F - Crazy Frog
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender

Tell me how

Nizlopi - JCB Song (Hated this and when it was released, it always seemed to be on all the time, couldn't escape it)
Axel F - Crazy Frog (Was at a party once where someone tried to sing this all F*ckin evening)
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song (Exploitation)
Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End (So so bad when compared to original)

Rikand

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [4] Vs JLO - Get Right [3]

C1 - Virus [5] Vs Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik [1]
Brokencyde - Freaxxx [5] Vs Fr. Brian - Whos in da house? [1]
Pentatonix - Hallelujah [2] Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn It up) [5]
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [5] Vs Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose ? [0]

Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On [0] Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby [5]
Jan Terri - Little Brother [0] Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [5]
Teletubbies - Eh-oh [3] Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That [5]
Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide [5] Vs David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome [0]


Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off [5] Vs Vanilla - No Way. No Way [3]
BahaMen - Who Let the dogs out ? [0] Vs Rebecca Black - Friday [5]
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [4] Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors? [3]
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [4] Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time [4]


Nizlopi - JCB Song [4] Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues [3]
Axel F - Crazy Frog [5] Vs The Wurzels - Combine Harvester [1]
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [4] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [3]
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [3] Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End [3]

Rikand

So the following matches all still need your votes - Numbers in brackets[] are their current score.

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [4] Vs JLO - Get Right [4]

Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [4] Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors? [3]

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [4] Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time [4]

Nizlopi - JCB Song [4] Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues [3]

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [4] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [3]

Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [3] Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End [3]


I'll leave the matches open over night and any song that is still open in the morning, I will decide upon when I wake up




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including Rothko's vote on Get Right

Rothko

JLO - Get Right

I don't think I've voted on that match-up.

Macdarack

Sorry, how do I vote?

ShaneU

The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [4] Vs JLO - Get Right [4]

These panpipes are not healing me


Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [4] Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors? [3]

It's not even a song, they're not even attempting to sing!


Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [4] Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time [4]

Keating song is bland, Fast food song is genuine torture material.



Nizlopi - JCB Song [4] Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues [3]

I've heard much worse country songs than Baby Blues



Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [4] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [3]

Both shocking, voting for the song about a piece of clothing



Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [3] Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End [3]

I actually kind of like the Armi and Danny song?

Sawduck

Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog - annoying noise
Jenna Rose - My Jeans - my nomination
Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

colm_mcm

Jan Terri - Baby Blues
Axel F - Crazy Frog
Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End

the purple tin

Nizlopi - JCB Song
Axel F - Crazy Frog
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song
Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End


How is there so much **** music out there. Is there no quality control whatsoever in the music biz?