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Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
    Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York
    Soulja Boy - Crank That
    Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Vanilla - No Way. No Way
    Rebecca Black - Friday
    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Final votes

    The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [5] Vs JLO - Get Right [4]

    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [5] Vs Denis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get 'er indoors? [4]

    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [5] Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in Time [4]

    Nizlopi - JCB Song [5] Vs Jan Terri - Baby Blues [3]

    Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [4] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [5]

    Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [3] Vs Fleurie and Jung Youth - In The End [5]




    Next round will begin at around 11am. We'll see you then :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Macdarack wrote: »
    Sorry, how do I vote?

    I post a list of pre-nominated songs by our boards.ie users. You guys listen to the music as posted in the way of youtube links and then you vote on which song of the 2 songs that are up against each other is the worst.

    The first song to reach the required quota of votes, advances to the next round


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Last 32!!!!

    We've finally reached the last 32 and as a result, the nominations will now require 6 votes to get through to the next round

    No need for a reason at this point still though, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



    Last 32/Match 1

    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide

    Vs

    Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end






    This would be a terrible song as a new release, compared to the original, it is a blocked portaloo on day 4 of Glastonbury.


    Last 32/Match 2

    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

    Vs

    Mariah Carey - Without You


    Why I Hate It: My sister and brother knew I deplored this song when it came out, so as younger siblings tend to do they used sing it at me constantly. So annoying. :::::::: Just kill me now.





    Last 32/Match 3

    Nizlopi - The JCB Song

    Vs

    Three Beat Slide - 2020


    Another d*ckhead who thought he'd get laid if he played a guitar and sang about some soppy nonsense. :::::: I'd managed to forget this existed, I've now remembered it and am sad






    Last 32/Match 4

    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

    Vs

    Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York








    I blame Ronan's Friends, family and management for letting him this. The Dacia version of a Bugatti Veyron.

    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020
    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,515 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end - DJ Casper deserves a beating with an elongated spike pole for this
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You - Sorry LeVar, The Fast Food Song is infinitely worse than anything Mariah ever did
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 - Song drove me demented for months on its release.
    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - A cover that nobody asked for, by an artist that nobody actually likes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide ; I can forgive a bad cover quicker than I can forgive this sh*te

    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song ; in an absolute shocker I'm not voting for the the Hellspawn that is Mariah. I nominated Fast Food Song and it's just one of the worst

    Three Beat Slide - 2020 ; don't mind the JCB Song

    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan ; like I said, I can forgive a bad cover (although this one is pushing my boundaries) quicker than a bad original


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide - Awful instructual sh!te music
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song - Pure 00s awful cheesy rubbish
    Three Beat Slide - 2020 - If 2020 was a song it would be this
    Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - An absolute abomination of a song


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,891 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end
    Mariah Carey - Without You
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song
    Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I hate both Fairy Tale of New York and Ronan Keating, so this definitey seems like one I have to vote for.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end [This is a rip off of an old song by either Black Lace or Paper and Lace where they tell you the dances to do. Cheesy rubbish]

    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You [I'm no lover of Ms Carey, but at least that is a song with lyrics and melody, FFS on the other hand sounds like a super-repetetive brainwashing experiment to promote childhood obesity


    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 [I hate this so much, was subjected to it at work every day on the radio. Your da gave you a spin on a digger when you were a kid and it's still the highlight of your entire life? Sorry but you are a sad twat]



    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [Would nearly vote for Post just for his stupid name but this Keating cover version is an abomination. **** you Louis Walsh or whatever twat let him record this. Ronan ****ing Keating singing about being thrown in the drunk tank :rolleyes: it would be akin to Daniel O'Donnell covering Pretty Vacant or something.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,847 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end

    CRISS CROSS...CRISS CROSS

    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You

    Fast Food Song = torturous, If they played this in the interrogation room I would tell them everything to make it stop

    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020

    Nizlopi for the sappy lyrics and "woah oh oh" bit

    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York

    Ronan gets a tough time on here and yes he's shíte but that Jackie Chan song is one of the most annoying I've ever heard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Rikand should be paying us danger-money for listening to some of this noise pollution. Shocking bad :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Rikand should be paying us danger-money for listening to some of this noise pollution. Shocking bad :eek:

    I had to listen to it all first. A problem shared is a problem halved

    Or something like that :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [5] Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end [1]
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [5] Vs Mariah Carey - Without You [1]
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song [4]Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 [2]
    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [2] Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [5]



    I had a couple of miscounts in there :D


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    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You - don't like Mariah much or her version of that somg vut it's still.nit as bad as the fast food one.


    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 - sappy, whiney, just plain awful.


    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - I've said all I can about RonanKeating at this stage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Last 32!!!!

    First song to reach 6 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point still though, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



    Last 32/Match 5

    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

    Vs

    C1 - Virus



    Stupid song from a stupid man who looks like he should be on some sort of watchlist. A favourite of drunken arseholes when it was first released.







    Last 32/Match 6

    Mundy - Galway Girl

    Vs

    Axel F. - Crazy Frog




    There was only one good thing about Crazy Frog. You could tell someone was a complete idiot if they used it as their ringtone, and then avoid them like the plague.



    Last 32/Match 7

    Mark Gormley - Without You

    Vs

    Jedward - Bad Behaviour









    Last 32/Match 8

    Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

    Vs

    Brokencyde - Freaxxx





    I whip my hair back and forth….. Its like nails on a chalkboard





    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile Vs C1 - Virus
    Mundy - Galway Girl Vs Axel F. - Crazy Frog
    Mark Gormley - Without You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour
    Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Brokencyde - Freaxxx


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [5] Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end [1]
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song [6] Vs Mariah Carey - Without You [1]
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song [5]Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020 [2]
    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [2] Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [6]


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,515 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile Vs C1 - Virus - Can't believe this was actually popular at one point.
    Mundy - Galway Girl Vs Axel F. - Crazy Frog - Mundy are awful, but their rendition of Galway Girl is a masterpiece in comparison to the Frog.
    Mark Gormley - Without You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour - Jedward are terrible, this is terrible
    Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Brokencyde - Freaxxx - Why was this permitted to be released?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile ; its so cringey

    Mundy - Galway Girl ; think I hate it more because its still played constantly

    Jedward - Bad Behaviour ; I've been converted, Gormley is a legend and doesn't deserve to be here

    Brokencyde - Freaxxx ; both sh*te, but this is the worse of the two


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Jedward - Bad Behaviour ; I've been converted, Gormley is a legend and doesn't deserve to be here


    Details of Marks Album here:: https://www.discogs.com/Mark-Gormley-Mark-Gormley/release/4808985

    You can buy marks music here :: http://theunchartedzone.com/MarkGormleyCD.htm


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    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile Vs C1 - Virus - I'm going to give C1 a break because he's preaching a good message, even if through the medium of terrible rap!

    Mundy - Galway Girl Vs Axel F. - Crazy Frog - I hate Galway Girl but it has more merit to it than the other thing.

    Mark Gormley - Without You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour - for the shameless rip off of Beastie Boys "Fight For Your Right"


    Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Brokencyde - Freaxxx - both horrendous but the sheer awfulness of Brokencyde just about trumps the nepotism factor.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Rikand wrote: »

    Has he ever duetted with Jan Terri? It's not the collaboration we deserve but it is the collaboration we need.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile Vs C1 - Virus [I can't believe this goon made a living out of crap like this. A line must be drawn.]


    Mundy - Galway Girl Vs Axel F. - Crazy Frog [The original Galway Girl was a great song before every twat under the sun started to cover it. Anyway Crazy Frog is a runaway train hauling nuclear waste and raw sewage. Nobody can stop it.]


    Mark Gormley - Without You Vs Jedward - Bad Behaviour [Gormley is like Motzart compared to Louis Walshes twin bitches. I could barely watch the intro to this song. And what is with the posh english parents? Their real parents are total boggers.]



    Willow Smith - Whip My Hair Vs Brokencyde - Freaxxx [both terrible but Smith is too young to Know any better and the second song is just dissonance, sounds like a machine shop or something]


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,362 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Last 32!!!!

    First song to reach 6 votes advances

    No need for a reason at this point still though, though people are always welcome to give theirs :D


    Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



    Last 32/Match 9

    Justin Bieber - Yummy

    Vs

    Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up)










    Last 32/Match 10

    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off

    Vs

    Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer





    There was only one good thing about Crazy Frog. You could tell someone was a complete idiot if they used it as their ringtone, and then avoid them like the plague.



    Last 32/Match 11

    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song

    Vs

    Rebecca Black - Friday


    Why I Hate It: If I wanted to torture someone, I'd just lock them in a room and pump this in on an endless loop. They'd tell me what I want to know after 10 minutes.

    --






    Last 32/Match 12

    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

    Vs

    The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing





    Why I Hate It: Just hearing this incites violence and makes me want to punch something


    Why I Hate It: I accidentally stumbled upon this one while looking for song reminders for this comp and I couldn't not included. Worst Cover Ever!

    Justin Bieber - Yummy Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up)
    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song Vs Rebecca Black - Friday
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Vs The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,515 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Justin Bieber - Yummy Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up) - I hate Bieber but I hate Kim Kardashian more.
    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer - Anyone that releases a song with that title is an idiot.
    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song Vs Rebecca Black - Friday - When you're voting Friday over a Hamsterdance you know it's a terrible song.
    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Vs The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing - Cos fcuk panpipes, Zaph is right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up) ; Kim K the lesser of two evils in this one

    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off ; awful for different reason, but this one is worse

    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song ; one of my noms, absolute headwreck

    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby ; two of my noms battling it out, but Hey Baby is the one I hate the most of the two


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    Justin Bieber - Yummy Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up) - Bieber has some bit of vocal ability, at least.

    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer - I actually kinda like Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. :o

    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song Vs Rebecca Black - Friday - Rebecca Black has probably suffered enough at this stage.

    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Vs The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing - kill it with fire. :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Justin Bieber - Yummy Vs Kim Kardashian - Jam(Turn it up) [both worthy noms but Kardashiandroid edges out Justin Ballbag here.]


    Reh Dogg - I'm Jerking Off Vs Elmo and Patsy - Grandma got run over by a reindeer [this one still gives me bad memories]


    Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song Vs Rebecca Black - Friday [those vocals! I mean wtf]



    DJ Otzi - Hey Baby Vs The Blue Mountain Panpipe Ensemble - Sexual Healing [panpipes rule ever since the Fast Show :pac: Otzi is a heavyweight stinker in this contest]


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,382 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide Vs Fleurie and the Jung Youth - In the end
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song Vs Mariah Carey - Without You
    Nizlopi - The JCB Song Vs Three Beat Slide - 2020
    Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan Vs Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York


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