Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Tell me how

At least we can all agree that every one of them deserve to be there.

Rikand

Quarter Finals!!!!

Nominations now require 7 votes to advance

No need for a reason at this point still, though people are always welcome to give theirs. People have been giving their reasons all the way through which is brilliant and why I'm not enforcing it!




Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Quarter Final/Match 1

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York

Vs

Axel F - Crazy Frog

I blame Ronan's Friends, family and management for letting him this. The Dacia version of a Bugatti Veyron.

There was only one good thing about Crazy Frog. You could tell someone was a complete idiot if they used it as their ringtone, and then avoid them like the plague.

Quarter Final/Match 2

Rebecca Black - Friday

Vs

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song

Why I Hate It: My sister and brother knew I deplored this song when it came out, so as younger siblings tend to do they used sing it at me constantly. So annoying.

Just kill me now.

Quarter Final/Match 3

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx

Vs

DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Quarter Final/Match 4

Jenna Rose - My Jeans

Vs

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Stupid song from a stupid man who looks like he should be on some sort of watchlist. A favourite of drunken arseholes when it was first released.

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog
Rebecca Black - Friday Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide
Jenna Rose - My Jeans Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Axel F - Crazy Frog ; two woeful covers, but I had never heard Keating's butchering of Fairytale prior to this comp, whereas I endured hearing Crazy Frog's abomination of Axel F everywhere at the time

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song ; I nominated this and it offends me much more as it tried to pass itself off as a legitimate song, while Rebecca Black at least has the excuse of being a child who released a video on YouTube

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx ; words can't describe how awful this one is

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile ; gonna give Jenna Rose the benefit of doubt as again, she was a child who made a YouTube video, but Richie "The Tw@t" Kavanagh was old enough to know better

Necro

Rikand wrote:

Axel F - Crazy Frog

Rikand wrote:

Rebecca Black - Friday

Rikand wrote:

DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Rikand wrote:

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Votes above. Sticking with my nomination it fits the bill for awfulness perfectly

the purple tin

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [Rubbish Ronan is bad but the amphibian manages to slip through]


Rebecca Black - Friday Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [Any other day Becky Black would go straight through but fortunately for her she's drawn the The Fast Food Song or FFS for short :pac:]


BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [have my computer speakers broke inside ]



Jenna Rose - My Jeans Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [the village idiot is going down :mad:]

PsychoPete

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York - Whoever thought this cover was a good idea should have been dealt with
Rebecca Black - Friday - There is no need for to have ever been recorded
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - I dont know genre this is even supposed to be but its horsesh!t
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - I dont know who this music is aimed at but they need to have a good long look at themselves about their decisions in life

Zaph

Axel F - Crazy Frog I can't believe somebody thought this was a good idea.

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song So bad it wouldn't even make the Eurovision qualifying rounds

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Justifiable homicide would be a legitimate defence if something unfortunate were to happen this pair.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile Ah sure isn't he hilarious? Imagine noticing that focal sounds like something rude? What do you mean you copped that when you were in second class?

Rothko

Axel F - Crazy Frog
Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Sultan of Bling

Ronan keating - fairytale of new York.

Head so far up his own backside, he probably thinks he improved the song

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [5]
Rebecca Black - Friday [2] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [5] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [1]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [0] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]

Niska

Axel F - Crazy Frog - Keating's cover is dire, but this is a whole league worse
Rebecca Black - Friday - as stated before it;s Rebecca Black's Friday
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - never heard either before this comp,so this one as it's grating that bit more
Jenna Rose - My Jeans - it's fdown there with Friday in it's <lots of rude words an beeps>

Kolido

Rikand wrote: »

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [5]
Rebecca Black - Friday [2] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [5] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [1]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [0] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [6]

Axel F - Crazy Frog
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Either would be deserving winners

Tell me how

Axel F - Crazy Frog (I nominated Keating, that'll tell you how bad I think this is.)
Rebecca Black - Friday (Worst of both, but not by much)
DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide (The other one is crap, but, at least they thought they were making a good song. This is just cheese)
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile (Still broadly embarrassing to ireland)

rainbowtrout

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog
Rebecca Black - Friday Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide A scourge on musical history, this was one of my nominations
Jenna Rose - My Jeans Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [5] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [4]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [6] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

Richie and Axel F book their places in the semis, but who will join them

Rikand

I'm going to let this run till 4pm and if theres no further action, I'll call the matches and move on to the semis

I'll put Brokencyde through then, please.

Also gonna vote for Fast Food Rockers.

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [5] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [5]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [7] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

colm_mcm

Rebecca Black - Friday

Omackeral

Fast Food Rockers. They’re not rockers in any sense of the word. They’re human pieces of excremental waste, if anything. Probably holocaust deniers also.

cdeb

6-6?

I've just watched the Fast Food Song; never heard of it.

What the absolute jaysus was that? Friday is vacuous, but that was to be expected. So Fast Food gets my vote.

It should be noted that it's actually a catchy tune in its own way - the problem is the lyrics. I think there's a heck of a lot worse out there, and I'm surprised that Nicki Minaj isn't represented at this stage of the competition for example.

Rikand

First to 7 votes to advance to the semi finals

Ronan Keating - Fairytale of New York [2] Vs Axel F - Crazy Frog [7]
Rebecca Black - Friday [6] Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song [7]
BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx [7] Vs DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide [3]
Jenna Rose - My Jeans [1] Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile [7]

And the fast food rockers steal it at the death!

Had it been 6-6, I would have picked them too as Friday has actually grown on me throughout this competition as horrifying a thought as that might be.

Semi-Finals coming momentarily

Rikand

Semi Finals!!!!

Nominations now require 8 votes to advance

No need for a reason at this point still, though people are always welcome to give theirs. People have been giving their reasons all the way through which is brilliant and why I'm not enforcing it!




Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches



Semi Final/Match 1

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx

Vs

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song

Why I Hate It: My sister and brother knew I deplored this song when it came out, so as younger siblings tend to do they used sing it at me constantly. So annoying.

::::::::

Just kill me now.

Semi Final/Match 2

Axel F - Crazy Frog

Vs

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

There was only one good thing about Crazy Frog. You could tell someone was a complete idiot if they used it as their ringtone, and then avoid them like the plague.

Stupid song from a stupid man who looks like he should be on some sort of watchlist. A favourite of drunken arseholes when it was first released.

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile

Necro

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx Vs Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song - It beat my last nomination, it had better go all the way now
Axel F - Crazy Frog Vs Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - This would be a worthy final but I'm voting for Kavanagh here. The Frog is a nuisance but one song, Kavanagh made his living off this sh1te and for that he must pay.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song ; sticking with my own nomination until the bitter end, because I can't express in words how much this song gets under my skin. I was telling my brother yesterday about this tournament and asked him if he could guess any songs I might have nominated. Without a second's hesitation he started singing this monstrosity at me.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile ; as awful as Crazy Frog is, at least its got the hook of Axel F so parts of it are bearable, same can't be said for this other c**t

Rothko

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx
Axel F - Crazy Frog

PsychoPete

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx - Horrendous noise
Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile - What more can you sayd that hasn't already been said, pure sh!te at its finest

_Whimsical_

The Tamperer ft Maya - Feel It
aka the "whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her" song.
So lyrically rich.

Omackeral

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

The Tamperer ft Maya - Feel It
aka the "whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her" song.
So lyrically rich.

That’s it, just disregard the entire tourney journey to get to this point.

Omackeral

Just listened to that freaxxx song in full. Here’s the thing; if it wasn’t full of that needless roaring and wasn’t performed by a couple of androgynous wind-bags and wasn’t filmed on a Nokia 3210 it could potentially have some sort of fan base in the mid 2000’s Bebo era. There is nothing redeemable about the Fast Food Song and I’m voting for it.

Richie Kavanagh and Crazy Frog are both gimmicks that went too far. I’m voting aon focail because the whole premise of a word in Irish somewhat sounding like a bold word in English is just daft. Dafter than a poxy pond dweller on a motorbike somehow but there you have it.