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Women approaching men

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LeYouth wrote: »
    Yeah if I wanted to be whipped /broke for life I would date / marry a woman.

    If you don't want one you are broke you mean.

    Don't resent what you can't afford!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    blinding wrote: »
    The sooner functional female robots are invented the better.

    Just don’t forget to leave the Off Switch handy ! ! !


    they have been

    google sex dolls ..or visit a hooker! :)

    I would post a few for you...but well the site is for all ages. But you can find amazing ones!

    I actually am thinking of making some to sell :)

    Actually making them ..its like an art form.

    But why shouldn't men buy them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I want the opposite of a doll in a man...physical forms are so limiting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    they have been

    google sex dolls ..or visit a hooker! :)

    I would post a few for you...but well the site is for all ages. But you can find amazing ones!

    I actually am thinking of making some to sell :)


    Both those options seem really grim to me, having sex with something so inanimate, like a sex doll or a robot just seems weird. Besides synthetic flash sounds a bit weird to me. But I'm sure for some people it works. Paying for it seem equally obismal and depressing handing over money to have sex just seems desperate...

    I'd much rather have a connection, for me it leaves me a lot more satisfied. The orgasm is the end game, but the intimacy involved with sex is soooo good with the right person :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    Both those options seem really grim to me, having sex with something so inanimate, like a sex doll or a robot just seems weird. Besides synthetic flash sounds a bit weird to me. But I'm sure for some people it works. Paying for it seem equally obismal and depressing handing over money to have sex just seems desperate...

    I'd much rather have a connection, for me it leaves me a lot more satisfied. The orgasm is the end game, but the intimacy involved with sex is soooo good with the right person :cool:

    But some of them ...are very beautiful...they are like art forms.

    I think you feel its weird because you are told its weird.

    Its what is in YOU that makes something ...desperate or negative. If you approach something with a pure heart ...well its not going to drain you and leave you feeling negative. If you approach with a negative energy towards the world ..well you can kind of see where that is going to go.

    I find asmr channels ....make intimacy an artform.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Loozer


    blinding wrote: »
    The sooner functional female robots are invented the better.

    Just don’t forget to leave the Off Switch handy ! ! !

    Not an off switch just a mute button


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Loozer wrote: »
    Not an off switch just a mute button
    They’d still do ya with the sign language and dirty looks ! ! !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Loozer


    blinding wrote: »
    They’d still do ya with the sign language and dirty looks ! ! !

    The nerds on this thread just need to earn enough to buy a robot with a pussy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Loozer wrote: »
    The nerds on this thread just need to earn enough to buy a robot with a pussy
    What can I say ! I’m saving !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Never approached a woman, always the other way around, didn't always get the right ones, but I made by,it wasn't confidence but the exact opposite but found that if you can talk,wear clean clothes, smell nice,make an effort ref fitness don't be obnoxious,and listen you'll get by
    I've been married,lived with a few all foreign but for one lady,but I enjoyed life I'm now 61 rearing my youngest kid (17)
    No woman ,I ended it 6/7 years ago but great memories of all I've encountered. FAO of all men here looking for love etc, don't be boorish, it's nice to listen/ respect/ to the opposite sex, don't get tanked up when out hoping to meet someone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    Both those options seem really grim to me, having sex with something so inanimate, like a sex doll or a robot just seems weird. Besides synthetic flash sounds a bit weird to me. But I'm sure for some people it works. Paying for it seem equally obismal and depressing handing over money to have sex just seems desperate...

    I'd much rather have a connection, for me it leaves me a lot more satisfied. The orgasm is the end game, but the intimacy involved with sex is soooo good with the right person :cool:

    The tech isn't there however what if a doll was indistinguishable from a real person? Blade Runner type of thing.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Loozer


    blinding wrote: »
    What can I say ! I’m saving !

    Keep it up you might afford a deluxe model


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Feisar wrote: »
    The tech isn't there however what if a doll was indistinguishable from a real person? Blade Runner type of thing.
    Obviously then we need to use magic.

    TBh if its a blade runner type deal you obv need to respect that sex dolls life choices and would need consent and to meet her needs.

    This is why dolls or lower grade robots are better.

    Its the difference between a vibrator and a friendly android.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Obviously then we need to use magic.

    TBh if its a blade runner type deal you obv need to respect that sex dolls life choices and would need consent and to meet her needs.

    This is why dolls or lower grade robots are better.

    Its the difference between a vibrator and a friendly android.

    Sorry, Blade Runner is a bit far as it's basically a human. I'm talking about something you could turn off and stick in the wardrobe.

    Edit - I was more looknig at the perception that it's sad/weird to have a sex doll and was asking if people would have the same opinion if it were lifelike.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Feisar wrote: »
    Sorry, Blade Runner is a bit far as it's basically a human. I'm talking about something you could turn off and stick in the wardrobe.
    Im thinking haunted voodoo dolls.

    More like the spirit leaves ..or enters ....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Feisar wrote: »
    Edit - I was more looknig at the perception that it's sad/weird to have a sex doll and was asking if people would have the same opinion if it were lifelike.


    If you think its sad. Then maybe there is something else that is making you sad.

    If it were hyper real ...if YOU brought it to a positive place ...if you were respectful to women ..well adjusted and still had human contact .. you were kind ...you could have a hyper real sex slave ...she could be your guardian angel....and sex fiend :P

    Of course if you had a hyper real doll because you were bitter and treating women badly. Yeah that's sad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Heck maybe even couples would like them. I could have my own doll making empire....my own doll army!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,412 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Heck maybe even couples would like them. I could have my own doll making empire....my own doll army!

    You could make them in your own image , clones , just with slight differences in each one , longer hair , bigger tits , ears pierced and so on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    You could make them in your own image , clones , just with slight differences in each one , longer hair , bigger tits , ears pierced and so on.

    Or bird heads!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 Thanx4dafeedbk


    I get it all the time and its so bloody annoying. My bird doesn't like it at all and she goes all grumpy. Not my fault like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,412 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Or bird heads!

    Yup , can definitely see a demand for them ones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Yup , can definitely see a demand for them ones.
    I saw a guy wearing a bird head mask in a porno once it was hot! :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 Thanx4dafeedbk


    I saw a guy wearing a bird head mask in a porno once it was hot! :)

    Always liked myself a bit of bigbird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I get it all the time and its so bloody annoying. My bird doesn't like it at all and she goes all grumpy. Not my fault like.

    A tough hand you were dealt! Everyone has their cross to bear.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Feisar wrote: »
    The tech isn't there however what if a doll was indistinguishable from a real person? Blade Runner type of thing.

    I honestly can't think of anything more grim and soul destroying than a sex doll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,412 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I saw a guy wearing a bird head mask in a porno once it was hot! :)

    I'd say it was hot wearing a mask and ridin'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    The last few pages of this thread would make you wonder if the forced sterilisation of humanity mightn’t actually be a bad idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I honestly can't think of anything more grim and soul destroying than a sex doll.


    Why? Its just like a vibrator???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    The last few pages of this thread would make you wonder if the forced sterilisation of humanity mightn’t actually be a bad idea.
    It definitely would be.

    Although that might be a service my dolls could provide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I'd say it was hot wearing a mask and ridin'.


    He was strapped to a wheel so i would say that helped.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,412 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Why? Its just like a vibrator???

    Apt name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭Feisar


    The last few pages of this thread would make you wonder if the forced sterilisation of humanity mightn’t actually be a bad idea.

    How good of you to drop by and remind us of what bottom feeders we are:D

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    The last few pages of this thread would make you wonder if the forced sterilisation of humanity mightn’t actually be a bad idea.
    Volunteer yourself !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Apt name.
    The above post will never be topped that is it the thread has ...CLIMAXED !:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,157 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I honestly can't think of anything more grim and soul destroying than a sex doll.
    What about a hooker who just stares blankly at the ceiling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    What about a hooker who just stares blankly at the ceiling?
    That's just second class service from a hooker who isn't conscientious enough!

    Maybe she isn't happy in the job ..or isn't able to do her job in a way that is life affirming. I mean hookers who are in that position ...is rare.

    Its not impossible to be a happy hooker who only serves single men and has no issues in her life ...but its rare ...

    You have to find the deluxe rare hooker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,412 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    That's just second class service from a hooker who isn't conscientious enough!

    Maybe she isn't happy in the job ..or isn't able to do her job in a way that is life affirming. I mean hookers who are in that position ...is rare.

    Its not impossible to be a happy hooker who only serves single men and has no issues in her life ...but its rare ...

    You have to find the deluxe rare hooker.

    A hooker on crack ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    What about a hooker who just stares blankly at the ceiling?

    That's even more grim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭Feisar


    So if AH has thought us anything it's that if a woman makes the first move with a man she'll end up a crack whore.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Why? Its just like a vibrator???

    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when you're done.

    To each their own but not for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Feisar wrote: »
    So if AH has thought us anything it's that if a woman makes the first move with a man she'll end up a crack whore.

    You spelt it wrong its CRAIC WHORE ;):pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,154 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when your done.

    To each their own but not for me.

    To be fair, something like that could be good for the “pent up” anger of a lot of the guys on here.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when your done.

    I'm failing to see the difference.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    This thread is getting a little weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I wonder if people were replaced by changlings how many questions it would take for them to reveal themselves as the charming misunderstood sociopaths they are...just like blade runner.


    I always felt ...Irish folklore was very much misunderstood and i was the one to clarify it.
    This thread is getting a little weird.

    Just let things spiral into control!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I once heard that in the Irish language ..there was EIGHT different types of masturbation. I wonder if that is true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I once heard that in the Irish language ..there was EIGHT different types of masturbation. I wonder if that is true.

    That sounds like a load of **** to be honest


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat




    Just let things spiral into control!

    That seems very tame...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    To be fair, something like that could be good for the “pent up” anger of a lot of the guys on here.

    Thats what I was thinking but I felt like a freek for thinking it :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Cu Chulainn was bi sexual .....i can't think of another place to put that ..so putting it here.


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