It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

To be fair Operation Warp Speed is a cool name, up the with De Alan Parsons Project so to speak.

Are you sirius? :pac::pac::pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feoHV5JUbuo

PieOhMy wrote: »

Do the salt a de erts call Zoom "the eh zoo um" like the way 'zoo' is pronounced

Fun fact:day do be do be do be sayin' dat it's "dee ah Zoo"; but it's "an ah zip"

gmisk wrote: »

As well as the man in the middle...

Esp. de man in de middle so to speak as they say.

PieOhMy wrote: »

I like the way trump says 'china'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnX_iWAG6W4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXVU-L4dl_4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrNrleD2ZFs

Deleted User wrote: »

Trump and Joe are alike in that they are self-contradictory and illogical.

Often simultaneously at de same toyme so to speak.

ButtersSuki

golondrinas wrote: »

How many pensions, incomes does this guy have.

Prob. less tha Ivan Yates.

ShamNNspace

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Prob. less tha Ivan Yates.

Arry shur they're all ridin us. It's a wonder we're able to walk at all with the ridin we're gettin from these boyo's an girlos an then to cap it all pissin down on top of us an tellin us it's raining morn, noon an night

Mena Mitty

Liveline controversy Quiz over at the Journal for those intrested sotospeak.

Atlantic Dawn

A Liveline quiz on de Journal...
https://www.thejournal.ie/quiz-liveline-controversies-5102482-May2020/

I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

Mena Mitty

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A Liveline quiz on de Journal...
https://www.thejournal.ie/quiz-liveline-controversies-5102482-May2020/

I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

Well done well done !

djemba djemba

9 out of 10 for me. I won't spoil it for others but one story I had forgotten and made me laugh.

Watching Normal People.

I was expecting hardcore porn and instead got a very sad story and one breast.

Liveline promised me underage fornication in abundance!

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A Liveline quiz on de Journal...
https://www.thejournal.ie/quiz-liveline-controversies-5102482-May2020/

I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

I got 10 out of 10 so to speak as they say, but I have to confess that 2

(Inda Kinny as King Herod, and the pupil strangling the principal with his tie)

were wild guesses.

Atlantic Dawn

Speaking of Inda Kenny so to speak, a trip needed to be barbers...
https://twitter.com/Castlebargolf/status/1262501381199593474

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Liveline controversy Quiz over at the Journal for those intrested sotospeak.

The devout and practicing cynic in me wonders why this article has appeared. Why was Joe on the Claire Byrne Show? Why the recent sycophantic article in the Sunday Independent? I think it’s all a cunning plan (Baldrick) to keep him front and centre, portraying him as an irreplaceable broadcasting jewel; a coordinated PR exercise at a time when maybe a bit stronger searchlight might be trained on his remuneration.

But that’s just me.

generalgerry

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A Liveline quiz on de Journal... I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

I did worse. But I looked at one of the posts in the comments and it summed up the show for me.

"’m not a fan of Joe. I caught a bit of the show today which reminded me why. I heard his voice more than anyone else’s. Talk to Joe my foot. He’s unbelievably arrogant and has no interest in anyones view but his own."

pc7

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A Liveline quiz on de Journal...
https://www.thejournal.ie/quiz-liveline-controversies-5102482-May2020/

I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

Same here, we should be ashamed to call ourselves members of the thread.

Long live the thread.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

The devout and practicing cynic in me wonders why this article has appeared. Why was Joe on the Claire Byrne Show? Why the recent sycophantic article in the Sunday Independent? I think it’s all a cunning plan (Baldrick) to keep him front and centre, portraying him as an irreplaceable broadcasting jewel; a coordinated PR exercise at a time when maybe a bit stronger searchlight might be trained on his remuneration.

But that’s just me.

Not just you Robert, not you just.

Who da fook would ever think that a man in his mid 60s with three adult children aged 25 should be nominated for a Celebrity Fadder of De Year Competition clearly created for no udder reason than to promote Noel Kelly's stable (appropriate word if ever there was one) of "talent".

golondrinas

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

A Liveline quiz on de Journal...
https://www.thejournal.ie/quiz-liveline-controversies-5102482-May2020/

I got 5 out of 10, a poor effort so to speak.

Me Too

Gods Gift

I got 4 out of 10.

So I repeated it.

And got 4 out of 10.

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Watching Normal People.

I was expecting hardcore porn and instead got a very sad story and one breast.

Liveline promised me underage fornication in abundance!

A very sad story and one breast....title of your sex tape

dvcireland

Liveline Quiz 3 out of 10

Did'nt attend Oral, but Passed

teacher gave me full marks because i told her i'd send whacker around

Sir Oxman

7/10
I didn't think I listened that much

sligojoek

8/10

Two were "Educated guesses".

golondrinas

Deleted User wrote: »

Watching Normal People.

I was expecting hardcore porn and instead got a very sad story and one breast.

Liveline promised me underage fornication in abundance!

One small breast FYP.

ButtersSuki

Jaysis lads and lassies, I duz be fierce disappointed in some a yere scores....seems like ye're as good at de quizzes as mr. Duffy is at De Matty Matticks....

sligojoek

Santa Barbara wants to untwin uncouple with Dingle.

Trump again. Hydroxo related issues and shortages.

Cambridge and Oxford going online. Can Ireland do the same?
Predictive results stopping working classes going to college. Serious bee in his bonnet about that one.

sligojoek

Sounded like Darcy on the mixing desk during the promo

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY (but unlikely) on twodaze show so to speak as they say:

Did you knw dat Dingle is twinned with Santa Barbara in the United States of Amerika so to speak. Not any more - they're uncoupling so to speak adn de peeple a Kirry are fierce mad about it it so to speak.

D'Arcy interrupted with music.

Schools and dat - emails voiced by actors because de teachers are afraid to come on air - and not because RTE have to create jobs for friends and family.

Trump agaion - fair and banalced discussion upcoming. Not.

Mr. Duffy making a bollocks of pronouncing Hydroxychloroquine;

Oxford and Cambridge are de best universities in de whole woude irthly wurldid as day say.

HE ACTUALLY SAID DIS:

As we all know preditive grades are all about stopping young peeple - mainly from wurkin' class areas - from going to turd level.

Everytime I think he can't be any dumber, he proves me wrong.

ButtersSuki

BTW, De University of California, Sanat Barbara is home to best looking female student population in the Yew Ess Ay so to speak according to a magazine I read one time which had lots of pictures by way of supporting evidence. It was hard (careful) to disagree with their conclusion based on the available evidence so to speak as they say.

bottlebrush

So in other words for the first few minutes we will have a caller from Kerry complaining about the uncoupling followed by some z list irish celebrity who happens to live in Santa Barbara who will talk very briefly about the uncoupling but will be kept on the line for the rest of the show plugging their wares and giving their opinion about Trump

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Speaking of Inda Kenny so to speak, a trip needed to be barbers...
https://twitter.com/Castlebargolf/status/1262501381199593474

See Enda's going for the Grizzly Adams look.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

The devout and practicing cynic in me wonders why this article has appeared. Why was Joe on the Claire Byrne Show? Why the recent sycophantic article in the Sunday Independent? I think it’s all a cunning plan (Baldrick) to keep him front and centre, portraying him as an irreplaceable broadcasting jewel; a coordinated PR exercise at a time when maybe a bit stronger searchlight might be trained on his remuneration.

But that’s just me.

Why, it's almost as if Joe's agent thinks we're all stupid enough to fall for a smoke and mirrors job - a charm offensive, if you like.
"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, you will believe that the monkey can talk."

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

BTW, De University of California, Sanat Barbara is home to best looking female student population in the Yew Ess Ay so to speak according to a magazine I read one time which had lots of pictures by way of supporting evidence. It was hard (careful) to disagree with their conclusion based on the available evidence so to speak as they say.

How about de men there? Maybe De wimmens would like to have a gawk if they are in dat league.