It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

thecretinhop

Deleted User wrote: »

How about de men there? Maybe De wimmens would like to have a gawk if they are in dat league.[/QUOT

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day all have lovely bottoms

Beechwoodspark

What’s the bets Joe will jump into this cahirciveen issue with his usual pig ignorance and bad manners today

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

How about de men there? Maybe De wimmens would like to have a gawk if they are in dat league.

That's a good question - de article didn't comment on de boyiz and dat. Dis was a few years ago when you were allowed say dat de wimin are beauriful or very good-looking so to speak. If I've learnt anyting from Woke and Roe McDermott and Jennifer Gannon though in recent years so to speak it's dat dat if I say a lady is very attractive or beauriful now or pay her any compliment at all at all now I should shoot me bollocks off because I'm likely to be a threat to her and/or a rapist serial-killer so to speak.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

POSSIBLY (but unlikely) on twodaze show so to speak as they say:

Did you knw dat Dingle is twinned with Santa Barbara in the United States of Amerika so to speak. Not any more - they're uncoupling so to speak adn de peeple a Kirry are fierce mad about it it so to speak.

D'Arcy interrupted with music.

Schools and dat - emails voiced by actors because de teachers are afraid to come on air - and not because RTE have to create jobs for friends and family.

Trump agaion - fair and banalced discussion upcoming. Not.

Mr. Duffy making a bollocks of pronouncing Hydroxychloroquine;

Oxford and Cambridge are de best universities in de whole woude irthly wurldid as day say.

HE ACTUALLY SAID DIS:

As we all know preditive grades are all about stopping young peeple - mainly from wurkin' class areas - from going to turd level.

Everytime I think he can't be any dumber, he proves me wrong.

Missed all dat, had swabs stuck up up me nose and throat as Joe was talking. The guy “couldn’t get it up there” as there’s a major blockage do to speak, but got good throat sample.

SEPT 23 1989

Dan Jaman wrote: »

See Enda's going for the Grizzly Adams look.

if you took the golf club out of his hand and replaced it with a can of special brew
it wouldn't look out of place

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Missed all dat, had swabs stuck up up me nose and throat as Joe was talking. The guy “couldn’t get it up there” as there’s a major blockage do to speak, but got good throat sample.

Wat colour was de swab?

Hector Savage

More Trump hissy fits today ?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

That's a good question - de article didn't comment on de boyiz and dat. Dis was a few years ago when you were allowed say dat de wimin are beauriful or very good-looking so to speak. If I've learnt anyting from Woke and Roe McDermott and Jennifer Gannon though in recent years so to speak it's dat dat if I say a lady is very attractive or beauriful now or pay her any compliment at all at all now I should shoot me bollocks off because I'm likely to be a threat to her and/or a rapist serial-killer so to speak.

I find de men get very Very embarrassed when I comment on der physiques so to speak.

sligojoek

Wurddled

Ape

Tubbs is at it too. Must have been a memo

ButtersSuki

Hector Savage wrote: »

More Trump Duffy hissy fits about Trump today ?

FYP.

BPKS

So the head of the Chamber of Commerce in Dingle wont get a freebie trip to Santa Barbara this year.

The poor fella

Hector Savage

Dingle twinned with Santa Barbara ???

Wud ya gerrruppp ourraaa da!!!

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

I find de men get very Very embarrassed when I comment on der physiques so to speak.

Maybe don't say "you have a fine hefty lad" de furst time you meet dem then?

Gods Gift

Santa Barbara wants to see other towns.

dvcireland

3 irish bars in Santa Barbara, its too early though

https://www.google.com/search?q=santa+barbara+irish+pub&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-gbIE892IE892&oq=santa+barbara+irish+&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l3.7359j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Roger_007

Is Dingle an identical twin of Santa Barbara, so to speak?

Atlantic Dawn

The town probably has to throw €20k a year for the 'privilage' and thought it was a load of rubbish.

Dan Jaman

Front bottoms gifted to the town?

ButtersSuki

Duffy's mangled Gaeilge and wurldid do grate on de ears sumtin shockin' so to speak.

BPKS

Just like a lot of stories belong on Dub-a-lin FM, this story should have been confined to RnG or Radio Kerry surely

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour was de swab?

Green, yellow & red, a rainbow so to speak

DoctorEdgeWild

What on Earth is this? How can anybody care about this sort of sh1te?

Gods Gift

Do the Healy reas have any plant hire in Santa Barbara.

SEPT 23 1989

the city of dingle?

santa Barbara were sold a pup

BPKS

Norma "The Hair" Foley

Atlantic Dawn

They probably couldn't make head nor tail of the Kerry accent.

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: When Santa Barbara divorced Dingle.


FFS.

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The town probably has to throw €20k a year for the 'privilage' and thought it was a load of rubbish.

Junkets don't come free, ye know.

Roger_007

“Government buildings in Tralee”.....??

generalgerry

I have a feeling that we are going to have this tortured divorce metaphor for the rest of the show, including associated "funny" puns.