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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Maybe don't say "you have a fine hefty lad" de furst time you meet dem then?

    I would typically say “you have lovely hands”, so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,157 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Do the Healy reas have any plant hire in Santa Barbara.

    About a 2 hour drive from Healy Rae land to Dingle.

    Like driving from Newlands Cross to Limerick so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,764 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Sounds like they think dingle is a kip but don’t want to admit it to them face to face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I have a feeling that we are going to have this tortured divorce metaphor for the rest of the show, including associated "funny" puns.

    You can take dat to de bank....in cash, like Bertie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,157 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Mr. Duffy: When Santa Barbara divorced Dingle.


    FFS.

    Joe would probably ask Santa Barbara what caused them to flee Dingle


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    how much did that trip cost the local rate payers madam?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,232 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Mr. Duffy: When Santa Barbara divorced Dingle.


    FFS.
    It sounds like more of a conscious uncoupling...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Incorrect use of "so to speak" Number 4,863,278 so to speak as they say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,764 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    I’d say they just got tired of Kerry cute hoors ripping off the yanks


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    They're just not that into you anymore


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,001 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Look missus, they're not interested. They don't want owt to do with you.

    Incredible that tax payer money goes into the sort of committee nonsense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    How is he going to find a way to blame Trump for this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,001 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    They're just not that into you anymore
    It's not them, it's definitely her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    FFS Duffy will you lose some weight and stop breathing into the microphone like that, it's so creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He loves reading lists


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,764 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Look missus, they're not interested. They don't want owt to do with you.

    Incredible that tax payer money goes into the sort of committee nonsense.

    You hit the nail on the head. It’s all tax payer funded junkets paid for by joe soap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    How is he going to find a way to blame Trump for this?

    He'll find one, don't worry.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Didn’t know Bundoran was on a major river, is ge thinking of nearby Ballgshannon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,810 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Yeah, yeah, stop listing the fekcing towns.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    More going on than we are led to believe...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,001 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Joe just ticking down the clock to end the show. Five minutes in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,764 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Taxpayer funded all expenses paid junkets for useless councillors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,232 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Keep going Joe.. this will fill you til 3...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    "I'm not finished Sinéad"

    He's some gowl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy ridiculous comparison Number 9,864,082.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    This is also on Santa Barbara Liveline.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    Luxembooooorg

    Would he ever whisht


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Joe trying to do a George Hamilton with the pronunciations sotospeak


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    He is murdering all those pronunciations. Rovinj in Croatia is pronounced Roveen. One of the most beautiful towns in the Med region.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,001 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    You hit the nail on the head. It’s all tax payer funded junkets paid for by joe soap

    Massive amount of that nonsense goes on, while some truly worthwhile causes go unfunded.

    I'm all for promoting the country for business and tourism but I guarantee these 'committees' absolutely lash the expenses out of it.


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