It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

lertsnim

djemba djemba wrote: »

He never went back to the waterford lad at all. Is that due to him not being on the same page as Joe

Probably had a flashback to the gob****e calling in from Waterford yesterday.

ButtersSuki

Face mask socks. :rolleyes:

Atlantic Dawn

Moore Street needs to focus on mask sales.

ButtersSuki

QUOTE OF DE CENTURY:

MY MATHS ARE NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS!!!!!!!

gmisk

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Face mask socks. :rolleyes:

He would be better off with a jockstrap....he might get a few odd looks though....

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Moore Street needs to focus on mask sales.

Dere would be a roaring trade for masks made from used knickers.

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Had to go up to doob a Linn there for the first time since mid march to pick up my stuff after my landlord evicted me on the spot when I gave my months notice. 1st notable point was the open drug dealing still going on at the bridge at the four courts, then the shoeless junkie that nearly stumbled into the side of my car at the custom house. Then I took a wrong turn when leaving and ended up down the side road of a side road on sheriff street and I can confirm that social distancing is not happening in any way there. And I can also confirm that Dublin is an unadulterated kip that the only fitting area to twin with would be some slum in kolkuta

In a lot of places Doobalin is definitely an appalling kip. When I meet fordeners in forden countries planning on visiting Doobalin I try and steer them firmly in the right direction, as far away from the unwell areas as possible, and dat narrows it down quite a bit.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

QUOTE OF DE CENTURY:

MY MATHS ARE NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS!!!!!!!

Did a caller say that to Joe?

That show was dull as dishwater.

bottlebrush

gmisk wrote: »

He would be better off with a jockstrap....he might get a few odd looks though....

I have been wearing proper face masks and I'm still getting more than a few odd looks. One person said to me yesterday ''yer not still wearing them things, are ya'

(Like the virus took the first flight out of here on monday)

Atlantic Dawn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Dere would be a roaring trade for masks made from used knickers.

I can't understand why loads of homegrown companies are not knocking them out in bulk, massive market and easy to make.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Did a caller say that to Joe?

Sure did.

dvcireland

catmaniac doin a ted striker over dublin ?

PieOhMy

Deleted User wrote: »

In a lot of places Doobalin is definitely an appalling kip. When I meet fordener s in fordener countries planning on visiting Doobalin I try and steer them firmly in the right direction, as far away from the unwell areas as possible, and dat narrows it down quite a bit.

I do the same, I really feel sorry for tourists, especially americans who are about to have their Hope's dashed, when I see them with their suitcases looking for their accommodation on Talbot street. From not knowing the city when booking online the city centre would seem such an ideal place to stay but the reality is sad, I just empathise with them on how disappointed I'd be rocking up to my accommodation on a trip and it turning out like tabot street or Parnell street. And then what's in store for them in the next few days - gouging by pubs and being approached by beggers

ShamNNspace

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I can't understand why loads of homegrown companies are not knocking them out in bulk, massive market and easy to make.

Sometimes imo there's more of a can't do than a can do attitude in this country. I don't know how many people I've asked to do jobs who seem to be always looking for a reason why it Can't be done

thecretinhop

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dubli...ardai-18272851

ferral youth. whoy sayz joe

generalgerry

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-health-workers-in-trial-to-test-effectiveness-of-trumps-hydroxychloroquine-11991901

See if Joe has a similar shot at the UK Health workers who are trialing HCQ. I'm betting Trump knows more about HCQ than Duffy does about Versatis.

Rulmeq

generalgerry wrote: »

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-health-workers-in-trial-to-test-effectiveness-of-trumps-hydroxychloroquine-11991901

See if Joe has a similar shot at the UK Health workers who are trialing HCQ. I'm betting Trump knows more about HCQ than Duffy does about Versatis.

There have been dozens of trials globally, most of them were shut down because of the number of deaths from heart failure. This isn't some miracle drug that Trump discovered (and I'd never say that he or his relations have any vested interest in it selling or anything).
Also Trump lies about literally everything, I wouldn't believe him if he told me the sky was blue.

Sir Oxman

Rulmeq wrote: »

There have been dozens of trials globally, most of them were shut down because of the number of deaths from heart failure. This isn't some miracle drug that Trump discovered (and I'd never say that he or his relations have any vested interest in it selling or anything).
Also Trump lies about literally everything, I wouldn't believe him if he told me the sky was blue.

^
this
the guy is a total spoofer and inveterate liar.

ButtersSuki

Sir Oxman wrote: »

^
this
the guy is a total spoofer and inveterate liar.

So is Trump.

Gods Gift

Ya could say trump is a “consummate liar”,

#chairgate

Atlantic Dawn

Perhaps Joe might give Rio Police Commissioner Aloysio Falcão another call today to see how we should deal with his fellow Brazilians carry on yesterday so to speak...

https://twitter.com/padraig_reilly/status/1263149798963720192

https://twitter.com/padraig_reilly/status/1263219851386126337

thecretinhop

ferral yoof caught lad they were hunting badly injured in hospital dats enough for joe to wade into de blood so to speak

Brian Scan

gmisk wrote: »

I am not sure an Islamic party is in charge in Poland...not really the topic is it

Are you new here?

goose2005

Deleted User wrote: »

Bryan Dobson and Anne Doyle are the only people I know to be almost universally good on pronunciations if forden names. Strangely Joe got “BudapeSHt” correct, must know somebody from there.

must have had his teeth done there

sligojoek

Town twinning and Anto gay sentiment in Poland.

AdultChildren with differences

Kawasaki syndrome.

Warmest day of the year. Social distancing broke down

dvcireland

not Kendo Nagasaki Syndrome

withless

WOW can't wait to not listen to today's show!

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dubli...ardai-18272851

ferral youth. whoy sayz joe

LIOnky no worky caller.

Won't be twoday. Enjoy.

goose2005

goose2005 wrote: »

must have had his teeth done there

Aha!