It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Dan Jaman

Digerly dood, digery dad de nenagh.

urgelgru

shearforce wrote: »

"emporium"

Like De Oar-E-Entul Emp-Aur-E-Um at de Jervus Lewis stop der..

dvcireland

mick foster is actually a gas character

Whenever you think life is bad for you, imagine being in lockdown in Mullingar. :eek:

ButtersSuki

barryd09 wrote: »

'Doing a day's work' but dodging every single penny of income tax.

No, Mr. Duffy avoids PAYE Tax, but pays some Tax, although it's a gretaly reduced Corporation Tax figure.

You meant Joe, right?

djemba djemba

Hang on, the show is sponsored by kia and yesterday Joe was talking about his local Renault garage. Can't imagine kia would be happy with that.

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Whenever you think life is bad for you, imagine being in lockdown in Mullingar. :eek:

new album, Lockdown in Mullingar

dvcireland

lunatic fringe hairdressers

Dan Jaman

Not another feckin' song.

ButtersSuki

"nigh" is pronounched "knee", not "nigg" FFS.

Roger_007

In the grand scheme of things, I’m not sure hairdressing is the biggest loss during the lockdown!

barryd09

ButtersSuki wrote: »

No, Mr. Duffy avoids PAYE Tax, but pays some Tax, although it's a gretaly reduced Corporation Tax figure.

You meant Joe, right?

Of course, sure I HARDLY meant 10 gigs a week, cash wedge in the claw man

urgelgru

Fork me, Fosterandallen's wife gets to play a song now...

dvcireland

marty whelan does the chorus

Claddagh Green in Ballyfermot?

Claddagh is in Galway.

pc7

Sweet suffering tiny baby jebus, 40 shades of grey. I'm starting to think I'm in a covid coma, this is beyond bizarre.

ButtersSuki

Can someone please KILL me? Now?

Roger_007

Is this a substitute for Funny Friday?

Red Fred

What the F is this?

dvcireland

there was a newsagents / sweet shop in Finglas called Gimme Dat

barryd09

I'm out. Duffy, liveline, entire production team, RTE management YOU ARE A DISGRACE. STEALING A LIVING EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 75 MINS.


WOW

Red Fred

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is this a substitute for Funny Friday?

Tears on a Turdsday so to speak

urgelgru

Can long-time listeners/contributors to this thread advise if this was one of the worst shows ever?

bottlebrush

40 shades of grey and 50 shades of green

Ive a meeting at 3pm.

Needless to say I've dialled in early.

cozar

Is she playing the piano.? Pure dross.

BPKS

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is this a substitute for Funny Friday?

Terrible Thooorsday

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Claddagh Green in Ballyfermot?

Claddagh is in Galway.

Yes, But Claddagh Green is in Ballyer AND is also de name of Mr. Duffy's Tax Avoiding Company set up for the sole purpose of aoiding tax.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Ive a meeting at 3pm.

Needless to say I've dialled in early.

Can you send me the number?

Dan Jaman

Only another minute, stand steady.
They can't keep it up for long.