It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

jetfiremuck

Sounds like that Christmas week dross Duffy foists on us...fs

pc7

urgelgru wrote: »

Can long-time listeners/contributors to this thread advise if this was one of the worst shows ever?

Big time, random dead dub, christy burke, some singers wife singing, poor salt of de earth musicians out of cash in their pocket. It was beyond bizarre.

bottlebrush

Scissors sisters

ButtersSuki

urgelgru wrote: »

Can long-time listeners/contributors to this thread advise if this was one of the worst shows ever?

In true Lahv Lahn listener fashion I only heard part of it, but de part I head was definitely in de Top 1,000 Wurst Shiows Ever.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Claddagh Green in Ballyfermot?

Claddagh is in Galway.

De Green does be in Ballyer, name of Joe’s “company”.

urgelgru

pc7 wrote: »

Big time, random dead dub, christy burke, some singers wife singing, poor salt of de earth musicians out of cash in their pocket. It was beyond bizarre.

Brilliant.

Well done.

#Washyerhanz

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Ive a meeting at 3pm.

Needless to say I've dialled in early.

is it on de Azoom
?

gmisk

pc7 wrote: »

Big time, random dead dub, christy burke, some singers wife singing, poor salt of de earth musicians out of cash in their pocket. It was beyond bizarre.

It really was completely and utterly dreadful the most dull episode I have ever listened too

ButtersSuki

Whatever the level below scraping the barrel is, we're at least 6 levels below that after de "Funny Hairdresser names" segment.

DEE 4BES, YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can someone please KILL me? Now?

Walk into de Covid ward in yer hotspittle and take a few breaths, caller. Preferably put de end of one of de tubes coming from from a patient on a ventilator into your mouth and inhale deeply.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Walk into de Civid ward in yer hotspittle and take a few breaths, caller. Preferably put de end of one of de tubes coming from from a patient on a ventilator into your mouth and inhale deeply.

We’re still clean caller. No + patients have infiltrated our hallowed walls yet so to speak as they say.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

We’re still clean caller. No + patients have infiltrated our hallowed walls yet so to speak as they say.

Is it open to do tests on my guts so to speak?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Is it open to do tests on my guts so to speak?

It is and it isn't.

It dependes on a few tings so to speak as they say:
1. Are you urgent so to speak?
2. Where are you on de list and dat?

If you're urgent and near de top of de list you will be seen -though you can be seen in any hostible and you can't pick yer consultant. It's all very complimicated.

At de moment dare's only wan list and everywan is on it and it's a public list. Your inshuredance doesn't matter a shoyte now and dat.

Now I have to go and find a dark room and ask myself WHOY did I listen to half of dat show today.

walshb

I didn't listen to most show, but caught glimpses.....

It came across as D most ridiculously pointless and cringe show ever..

Is this the general feel?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It is and it isn't.

It dependes on a few tings so to speak as they say:
1. Are you urgent so to speak?
2. Where are you on de list and dat?

If you're urgent and near de top of de list you will be seen -though you can be seen in any hostible and you can't pick yer consultant. It's all very complimicated.

At de moment dare's only wan list and everywan is on it and it's a public list. Your inshuredance doesn't matter a shoyte now and dat.

Now I have to go and find a dark room and ask myself WHOY did I listen to half of dat show today.

I have a sub a cute abdomen so to speak. To report to GP tomorrow, I’m sure he will sort it. It may well be inflammatory bowel disease recurrence, I’m at risk for dat, and it’s not really something for a long waiting list so to speak. I see de Beacon (de devil I know) has a phone triage system and if things don’t clearly improve over de weekend can get scans an dat, I think, there. Or maybe elsewhere. Was in as severe pain as ever I have been immediately after listening to Lahvlahn on Monday, literally on de pint of dialling 112, only it did ease a bit after some hours. Don’t want a repeat of dat. Was most worried above all about de cat.

Red Fred

ButtersSuki wrote: »

We’re still clean caller. No + patients have infiltrated our hallowed walls yet so to speak as they say.

What colour are the hallowed walls?

gmisk

gmisk wrote: »

It really was completely and utterly dreadful the most dull episode I have ever listened too

Sounds like i had a lucky escape then.

Nevermind misery FM, Joe's on RTE 1 now with misery on the tellybox.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Nevermind misery FM, Joe's on RTE 1 now with misery on the tellybox.

Dated misery too. Could he not do another exciting series?

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dated misery too. Could he not do another exciting series?

I must have missed the exciting series.

PieOhMy

Caught a bit there while making dinner, he said he noticed that the switchboard had died down and nobody was calling in, and attributed this to the fact that everybody was listening so closely that they cudnt call in!

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Caught a bit there while making dinner, he said he noticed that the switchboard had died down and nobody was calling in, and attributed this to the fact that everybody was listening so closely that they cudnt call in!

I saw that bit.

I think its clear at this stage that Joe can't spell self-delusion.

pinkyeye

So now he's not only murdering English but Irish as well??

djemba djemba

Is fed up Joe's new phrase for died by suicide. Just like junkies are unwell

dvcireland

Liveline Calls Back

a) Noel from Galway, living in the back of ford fiesta van with his pet dog...whiy, whiy

joxer can't go to the Olympics... plenty of more of them so to speak

ç) guard does his civil duty as auld goes viral on Dee social meeja

Beechwoodspark

djemba djemba wrote: »

Is fed up Joe's new phrase for died by suicide. Just like junkies are unwell

Fed up usually means a slight boredom but not in joes world.

Beechwoodspark

urgelgru wrote: »

Can long-time listeners/contributors to this thread advise if this was one of the worst shows ever?

It’s certainly up there. The competition for worst show ever is fierce though

Uncharted

Todays liveline was an example of how RTE has absolutely zero regard for the license payer.
Also known as the " wages payer".

It was abysmal dross, beyond belief.

Sycophantic Duffy droning on to his Dub-alin cronies about his mates et al.

Woeful woeful stuff.

Dirge.



RTE should be dismantled.


Dee Forbes should be sacked immediately.


Montrose should be bulldozed to the ground.


Joe Duffy should be fired from a cannon into an active volcano.

Thank you and good night.

# WASHYERHANZ

sligojoek

Even the mick Foster's wife bit was pre arranged. Joe gave her the cue to "Start singing". She could be heard talking over herself singing for a couple of seconds. The recording of the song was being played in the studio.

Uncharted

sligojoek wrote: »

Even the mick Foster's wife bit was pre arranged. Joe gave her the cue to "Start singing". She could be heard talking over herself singing for a couple of seconds. The recording of the song was being played in the studio.

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT !!!!!!!!!