It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Mena Mitty

PieOhMy wrote: »

Caught a bit there while making dinner, he said he noticed that the switchboard had died down and nobody was calling in, and attributed this to the fact that everybody was listening so closely that they cudnt call in!

In de wurds of a once famus tennis player...you cannot be serious. Did he really say dat.....says she knowing full well he probably did.

PieOhMy

Mena Mitty wrote: »

In de wurds of a once famus tennis player...you cannot be serious. Did he really say dat.....says she knowing full well he probably did.

It was said in all seriousness

Mena Mitty

PieOhMy wrote: »

It was said in all seriousness

I know dat I know dat. It's laughable that he'd think the switchboard goes quiet when listeners are hanging on his every word.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

I saw that bit.

I think its clear at this stage that Joe can't spell self-delusion.

No; but he likely knows wat colour it is so to speak as they say.

golondrinas

On rising time while Shay Byrne was bantering with Marty Whelan Marty referred to Joe Duffy as being on " special money".
Joe won't like that, his ludicrous earnings being aired on air so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn

golondrinas wrote: »

On rising time while Shay Byrne was bantering with Marty Whelan Marty referred to Joe Duffy as being on " special money".
Joe won't like that, his ludicrous earnings being aired on air so to speak.

Joe might go off on a huff and link up with Spotify for a multi million deal so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe might go off on a huff and link up with Spotify for a multi million deal so to speak.

Lol,

I'd say the percentage of his listeners who know wat spotify is so to speak as they say would be less de number of smarties in a fun size box of smarties so to speak as they say.

ButtersSuki

Red Fred wrote: »

What colour are the hallowed walls?

Depends on the ward so to speak as they say.

There’s actually been research conducted into how the colour of de walls in hostibles aid patient recovery so to speak as they say. They’re all calming and soothing colours so to speak as they say......though I’d imagine if a telephonist had his way they’d all be black.

gmisk

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Joe might go off on a huff and link up with Spotify for a multi million deal so to speak.

He was fluttering his eyelashes at a "caller" from the BBC wurrrld service a few weeks back...it was toe curlingly cringey

thecretinhop

gmisk wrote: »

He was fluttering his eyelashes at a "caller" from the BBC wurrrld service a few weeks back...it was toe curlingly cringey

i have noticed dis, in his bizzaro world where he is acbbbtually talented this is a warning shot above the decks to rte look i can engage with english pillocks de. bbc are waiting in the grass with a hugh cheque

sligojoek

Christy Dignam is 60 tomorrow according to Ronan.

I feel a special coming on. With the added bonus that Christy's father sadly, tragically, passed on/away, left this mortal coil, or dooooyyyyed even

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

i have noticed dis, in his bizzaro world where he is acbbbtually talented this is a warning shot above the decks to rte look i can engage with english pillocks de. bbc are waiting in the grass with a hugh cheque

They'll have to beat off the stiff competition from NBC and CNN.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Christy Dignam is 60 tomorrow according to Ronan.

I feel a special coming on. With the added bonus that Christy's father sadly, tragically, passed on/away, left this mortal coil, or dooooyyyyed even

I'd need subtitles for that, and I've spent most of my loife in Dubalin so to speak as they say.

sligojoek

Leaving cert again. Mentioned in every promo this week

Can a teacher ring a student?

Issues raised by large amounts of people.

Post Covid inventions. EMAIL don't call

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY (but unlikely to be) on twodaze show:

RTE Talent being poached by de BBC, NBC, and CNN - WHOY can't we keep this top talent at home so to speak as they say?

Calls to increase de TV Licence by members of de public; and by mmbers of de public we mean de families of RTE Staff.

Leaving Cert. predictive grade system again. Will de gubbermint indemnify de teachers and dat? If only they'd listen to Mr. Duffy's wunderful, fantastic suggestion so to speak? And by wunderful, fantastic I mean idiotic, simplictic and populist.

LET DEM ALL IN - de battlecry from Da Lahv Lahn.

PC - Post covid wurldid inventions and dat - email dem, don't call us, we'll call you.

gmisk

sligojoek wrote: »

Christy Dignam is 60 tomorrow according to Ronan.

I feel a special coming on. With the added bonus that Christy's father sadly, tragically, passed on/away, left this mortal coil, or dooooyyyyed even

Oh dear lord I hope not.
That episode of the late late with Shane MacGowan was like a wake...and he was still alive (just about)

Atlantic Dawn

Will they have the Act Tore on again cast to play the part of the sender of the email?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will they have the Act Tore on again cast to play the part of the sender of the email?

Maybe wan of de tree twins are doing de acting bit, seeing normal employment is off de cards at de moment.

notwhoyouthink

Hi all,

I'm no longer allowed to positive comments about Joe Duffy.

I am calling Joe Duffy to discuss this. Listen out.

Notwhoyouthink

It always amuses me than in a country as small as ireland we have more than one teachers union.

ButtersSuki

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

Hi all,

I'm no longer allowed to positive comments about Joe Duffy.

I am calling Joe Duffy to discuss this. Listen out.

Notwhoyouthink

Sure Jed, cool story bro.

Dan Jaman

"How can you buy an inshurdance policy "

<gobsmacked>
He does it again. The stupid beyond belief thing.

cozar

a difference so to speak.

Roger_007

Shouldn’t Sam be cocooning on account of age?

bigroad

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

Hi all,

I'm no longer allowed to positive comments about Joe Duffy.

I am calling Joe Duffy to discuss this. Listen out.

Notwhoyouthink

Thanks for that.

dvcireland

Sam is 25

Atlantic Dawn

He can still do the leaving, just not in June.

bottlebrush

His own books

As opposed to?

Gods Gift

What’s he want to do in college?

jetfiremuck

So you are a genius...got that. You're situation can be assessed.. It'll work out ok....now let's move on eh