It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

jetfiremuck

Sneak down at 3am .....don't worry about it simple

McDermotX

First rule of caravan club, everybody gets some.

vicwatson

shearforce wrote: »

"won't take down the rent because of the 'Covert'"

It's a covert operation

Dan Jaman

"We're not saying he's a cnut or anything like that... but..."

zell12

Travellers?

ButtersSuki

"Tommy" probably let the first caller off the fees if he went on and defended him.

pc7

This pandemic has really opened my eyes to the amount of kids that go skiing, people with second country homes and those who summer in caravans! (Mobiles)

gmisk

Caught between the rock and the deep blue sea....is not a saying...

ButtersSuki

Sir Oxman wrote: »

Was reading a bit of this rubbish this morning.
the best bit (which Joe didn't mention?) was Dickie hitting back at Logan's claims of singing for royalty by saying he'd sang at one of the Smurfit's weddings in Monaco -- 'the Smurfit's are Irish royalty' reportedly says the bould Dickie.

:pac:

shearforce

c'mon Tommy...ring in and defend your honor

vicwatson

vicwatson wrote: »

Duffy messing up the callers, forgot to put the moany one on first

I understand he apprenticed with Ray Darcy.

Del.Monte

Another new expression - between a rock and the deep blue sea. :rolleyes:

BPKS

No water or electricity for the caravan park owner to be paying - nice

vicwatson

The flowering is beautiful

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

Did we change topic suddenly after 4 minutes?

Absolutely seamless, like the master he is.
You'd never know he had switched horses mid-stream, as it were.

Beechwoodspark

Trailer park grooms man?!

Gods Gift

Expensive halting site.

zell12

gmisk wrote: »

Caught between the dickie rock and the deep blue sea....is not a saying...

Fixeis

Atlantic Dawn

When you don't pay for the electricity you tend to use it like it's going out of fashion.

ButtersSuki

Del.Monte wrote: »

Another new expression - between a rock and the deep blue sea. :rolleyes:

Between a Rock and a Logan.





I'll get me coat.

BPKS

pc7 wrote: »

This pandemic has really opened my eyes to the amount of kids that go skiing, people with second country homes and those who summer in caravans! (Mobiles)

And it was only in January in the build up to the election that we were told the country was fcuked.

2smiggy

zell12 wrote: »

Did we change topic suddenly after 4 minutes?

seamless caller, seamless

pc7

shearforce wrote: »

c'mon Tommy...ring in and defend your honor

Is that not Tommy defending it?

vicwatson

How does she know the park is being well looked after? Aha, caught out

zell12

"The fees is the issue"

ooh controversial

Roger_007

Del.Monte wrote: »

Another new expression - between a rock and the deep blue sea. :rolleyes:

We are now between a Dickie and the the deep blue sea !

urgelgru

Nobody would ever think English was your first language Joe!

djemba djemba

dvcireland wrote: »

Liveline Text Poll:

Favourite Musical Spats

1) Dave Davies v Ray Davies.
2) Morrissey versus Everyone.
3) East Coast v West Coast.
4) Liam v Noel.

5) soundhire v sound - hire

BPKS

Del.Monte wrote: »

Another new expression - between a rock and the deep blue sea. :rolleyes:

Its a Catch 69 situation alright (another Liveline favourite)

Del.Monte

Well done Joe - you got something right for once - you wouldn't think that English was your first language.