It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I'm going to send an email in on Monday to say I'm teaching in an upper hob knob school and have been offered a Range Rover Sport to give Fintan an A1 in maths by his loaded parents.

Fintan is a hurler from west clare. I think you mean Declan.

Hego Damask

thecretinhop wrote: »

transgender wat the hell is dat?

The latest fashionable mental illness, poor kid was probably pushed into it by his lunatic parents.

ButtersSuki

CH3OH wrote: »

Joe is losing the plot with that suggestion... sure we will all do medicine

Populist, idiotic nonsense.

Beechwoodspark

Constant whining and whinging that they didn’t want to do the exams

and now constant whining and whinging about predictive marking

Mervyn Skidmore

Jaysis will you not take the advice given by the person who'll be doling out the grades.

ButtersSuki

Hego Damask wrote: »

The latest fashionable mental illness, poor kid was probably pushed into it by his lunatic parents.

Excuse me! His or Her parents!

Busi_Girl08

Is it not that the teacher is trying to help him not fail maths?

boardise

Deleted User wrote: »

Jamie? Is it not Sam?

Sam = Samuel ? , Sam= Samantha ?

Either/Or ? , Both /And ? Half/ Half ?

Dan Jaman

cozar wrote: »

teacher just dropping a hint that she didnt want to fail him at honours level.

"Look, I'm trying to tell you you're too thick to pass Honours."

urgelgru

Pan A Seeya

Atlantic Dawn

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour is de Range Rover Sport?

Alsace Granite.

Mervyn Skidmore

So they were shouting for predicted grades a couple of weeks ago and now they're against it.

jetfiremuck

Hey buttercup....there is a duty of care that all teachers are well able to sense mammys boys ability. If he makes a balls of it she'll be on again bitching about the teacher

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Good point.

IT WAS NOT A GOOD POINT YOU CLOWN.

shearforce

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Is it not that the teacher is trying to help him not fail maths?

yes that is all.

But you can't be ringing to Joe Duffy with a good moan if you think like that

cozar

a quarter past seven how dare you email my son at that ungodly hour.

jetfiremuck

Probably pissed that the email interrupted call of duty online game

zell12

Oisin on line 3

bottlebrush

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Excuse me! His or Her parents!

Excuse me
His and her parents

Beechwoodspark

Her little darling is probably thick as a brush and the truth hurts

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: It's full of cracks.


Unlike your insanely stupid and completely unworkable reuqest to let everyone into Turd level?

thecretinhop

de competition for the biggest whingers of the year teachers parents kids have your pick

Mervyn Skidmore

Ha, he wants the grades but doesn't want to do the exam. Eventually the truth came out.

Ally Dick

Leaving Cert should be Mocks + 15%. End of argument. No teacher interference

urgelgru

I know Joe was touting the "let everyone do what they want to do in college" line a few weeks ago but I don't remember him being so rage-y about predictive grading before

Atlantic Dawn

Why the need for honours if he's going to do an apprenticeship?

Does going on Liveline not constitute bribing/persuading/canvassing?

ButtersSuki

We're fooked is this is the level of resilience these LC stewdents have.

Mervyn Skidmore

Hung, drawn and quartered.

shearforce

Brave, my hole