It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Atlantic Dawn

Roger_007 wrote: »

People under 45 die all the time from all sorts of things.

Sewercide will take many more times what the voyrus did if we stay on this road.

Beechwoodspark

Along comes 2004

CORRECTTT

dvcireland

We won't mention what he's doing now

10 years in de joy

"I don't know the full story".

Perfect caller for Joe.

Dan Jaman

An ornithology consultant?

Beechwoodspark

This lad has done a grand tour of every hostipple in dear aul duberlin by the sounds of it

djemba djemba

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Sewercide will take many more times what the voyrus did if we stay on this road.

Not suicide any more, You get fed up now

Beechwoodspark

Calpol, the usual aka a stiff measure of paddy

dvcireland

Did you try velsatis ?

Beechwoodspark

Sharp intake of breath - joe is lovin’ this

bigroad

Yea the Kawasaki visited for a cup of tea.

Beechwoodspark

When did da werd

Cow a sackeee

Arrive

Atlantic Dawn

Very few Kawasaki's on the roads now, not seen one in a long time.

urgelgru

Whenever someone lists out a symptom of an illness Joe reacts as if he's experiencing the symptom himself..oooh, aaaah, ow!!!

pc7

Joe is going to blow his load listening to al this pain and illness

Beechwoodspark

The doc said if I’m right he will live, if I’m wrong we won’t talk about it

That’s a lovely way of putting it sez joe!

PieOhMy

The boy with the lazer blue eye-uzz

urgelgru

If it works, he'll be cured. If it doesn't work..............

Joe: Ah, that's a lovely way of putting it.

Wut.

Atlantic Dawn

Can't even go to Legoland now.

bigroad

Ahhhh brilliant .

urgelgru

A jamboree of misery and misfortune, pulling and dragging! Everyone seems to have recovered, but we won't dwell on that.

urgelgru

Is this Wayne from Fair City?

Roger_007

I assume this talk of de Kawasaki thing is designed to scare people out of sending their kids back to school?

BPKS

Doctor Nick was on the ball

zell12

Is Calpol the new Versatis?

Beechwoodspark

Joe is absolutely fascinated with

Cow a sackeee disease

bigroad

This the medical history show now.

dvcireland

zell12 wrote: »

Is Calpol the new Versatis?

not a patch on robitussin

Roger_007

Three cases in 40 years..........it’s absolutely rampant!

BPKS

I know this has probably been asked before, but is Joe going to say washayerhands before every ad until there is a vaccine?

I think the message has gotten through now Joe

#bringayerearphones