It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Atlantic Dawn

One good thing about Covid is the climate change bollixology has taken a back seat.

dvcireland

Whacker Junior will be ringing in from the canal bank in bluebell

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

One good thing about Covid is the climate change bollixology has taken a back seat.

It seems that the filthy hordes of humans the planet is infested with have been causing less pollution in the past couple of months.
Funny, that.

Roger_007

We will have 10,000 medical stoodents next year!

urgelgru

Get the money, put it into the universities. Why didn't the gubbermint think of that!

zell12

bigroad wrote: »

This the medical history show now.

Ciara Kelly has bagged that one so to speak

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

I know this has probably been asked before, but is Joe going to say washayerhands before every ad until there is a vaccine?

I think the message has gotten through now Joe

#bringayerearphones

Theres an RTE ad on every ad break, "Corona virus or Covid 19 is here...".

Is there anyone on the planet left who doesn't know the two terms are synonymous.

BPKS

43 years, incredible.

What an incredible...................pension you will have Angela.

Mena Mitty

Because the best of the best get in the front door, a few get in the side door and the rest slidder in the back door sotospeak.

Dan Jaman

All these fecking eejits now poised to say, 'sure there was no need for that, it flattened itself, let's carry on as normal'.
Wait until the second and third waves strike, and we'll see.

They remind me of the utter arseholes who spouted ballocks about the Y2K stuff, afterwards - "sure, it didn't happen, so it was all a panic for nothing".

dvcireland

Terrible name, I will in my wazuu by this

BPKS

Deleted User wrote: »

Theres an RTE ad on every ad break, "Corona virus or Covid 19 is here...".

Is there anyone on the planet left who doesn't know the two terms are synonymous.

Maybe its to clear up the fact that CV-19 is not a new motorbike, its Corona Virus. Or Covid 19.

Congratulations, you've invented Wish 5 years too late.

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

Theres an RTE ad on every ad break, "Corona virus or Covid 19 is here...".

Is there anyone on the planet left who doesn't know the two terms are synonymous.

Is there anyone on the planet who doesn’t know it’s here?

BPKS

Anyone can come in to my house and have a hug

Dan Jaman

Like a Hug Machine.
Oh, get down, Granny.
Yeah...

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is there anyone on the planet who doesn’t know it’s here?

In my defense I didn't go to college.

Sorry Butter.

dvcireland

New invention called rothar

Instead of driving 2km to work, cycle ya lazy fecker

Dan Jaman

What's that, a Pyss Blocker?

bigroad

Its a sex machine.

PieOhMy

Yuur eye nal

And what colour is it?


Anti-microbial fibres. Hmmm.

BPKS

Joe: Whats it made of?

Caller: (Plastic)

Joe: Well done

urgelgru

Your Eye Nal

shearforce

"croimes against typography"

Joe: If you're into typography, which I am.


:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Dan Jaman

Croymens against typography.

It's a bit rich, coming from Joe, the pinnacle of croymes against English.

RobertKK

Joe is such a pedant.

PieOhMy

A tornado of papers being shuffled there as joe sprinted off

dvcireland

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is there anyone on the planet who doesn’t know it’s here?

how did it manage to get onto an Island ?

How is Robbie Martin these days ?