It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Atlantic Dawn

Could we change the distance to 1 fathom?

McDermotX

Use your bleedin' cop on caller !

ButtersSuki

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

He's absolutely rambling today. Caller calls in about funerals and he manages to talk about Mattress Mick and Tesco clothes. Shuffling papers cash constantly.

De cheque cleared dis morning.

ShamNNspace

Looks like he wants to reduce the restrictions around funerals so that there will be more funerals

BPKS

I'm looking forward to Joe trying to figure out how many people can fit in a certain number of square metres

zell12

A metre? What's that in auld money?

urgelgru

Chuckle chuckle

zell12

Ten Pin wrote: »

If your house is on fire, then make sure the fiber gade hose is longer than the flames

ooooh missus

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

I'm looking forward to Joe trying to figure out how many people can fit in a certain number of square metres

Mr. Duffy: wat about de rectangular metres? Or de circular metres so to speak as they say?

BPKS

Well done, well done for the negative test

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Looks like he wants to reduce the restrictions around funerals so that there will be more funerals

He has shares in Masseys.

Atlantic Dawn

I prefer the 2 metres for being in a q, too many people with personal hygiene issues to be any nearer, especially those who go around in their Jimmy jams wreaking of piss mixed with stale smoke so to speak.

zell12

I have a campaign, Joe

Dan Jaman

I've always thought it was awfully presumptious of a place to advertise themselves as a Beauty Salon, when you see some of their clientele.

urgelgru

Guerilla eyebrow threading and gel nails drama plz..

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I prefer the 2 metres for being in a q, too many people with personal hygiene issues to be any nearer, especially those who go around in their Jimmy jams wreaking of piss mixed with stale smoke so to speak.

The personal hygiene of some library customers was a sight to behold. All body products ended up in de pages and on shelves, chairs etc.

BPKS

Is she from The Beauty Salons Association of Ireland or the Irish Beauty Salons Association?

withless

De hairdressers get everything in dis country Joe

urgelgru

Yes but were you MENTIONED

notwhoyouthink

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Looks like he wants to reduce the restrictions around funerals so that there will be more funerals

In fairness, Joe entirely on the money on this one. Churches are far bigger than most shops and yet there are 100 people allowed in shops at one time. In a church social distancing can be maintained easily by separating seats and timing of communion and such matters.

Expect a policy change on this very soon, possibly in hours.

zell12

BPKS wrote: »

Is she from The Beauty Salons Association of Ireland or the Irish Beauty Salons Association?

Bítches be trippin

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

Is she from The Beauty Salons Association of Ireland or the Irish Beauty Salons Association?

Splitters!
Or would dat be the Hairdressers' Association?

urgelgru

Why is she ringing Joe for guidance on this?

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

Well done, well done for the negative test

Mr. Duffy: It was a positive result for you so to speak as they say that you got a negative result, a negative result being postivite in dis case so to speak as they say - dja folly me?

zell12

"I do twelve people in a day" :eek:

ButtersSuki

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

In fairness, Joe entirely on the money on this one. Churches are far bigger than most shops and yet there are 100 people allowed in shops at one time. In a church social distancing can be maintained easily by separating seats and timing of communion and such matters.

Expect a policy change on this very soon, possibly in hours.

Thanks Jed.

urgelgru

Greek Lahv Lahn link up please

Gods Gift

BPKS wrote: »

Is she from The Beauty Salons Association of Ireland or the Irish Beauty Salons Association?

The association of salons and beauty stuff.

They’re the renegade crowd.

ShamNNspace

So if dere was a fire Joe an da fireman had to carry somwan out from da fire could da fireman be allowed break da 2 metre social distancing rule wha iv emailed dis question to Leo Joe but received no reply #disgracesoitis

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Mr. Duffy: It was a positive result for you so to speak as they say that you got a negative result, a negative result being postivite in dis case so to speak as they say - dja folly me?

We get it Mr Trump :D:D