It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Uncharted

Have ya many customers trying to slip in yer back door? !!!!!


Ladies of the night on da Lahvlahn sez I!

urgelgru

Ten Pin wrote: »

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

He'll be reading out de list of comical names again

PieOhMy

4 families! That's 20 people! Say it joe you know you want to

withless

Joe's back, sack and crack must be worse than terry waites allotment.

DoctorEdgeWild

Mention of health problems means Joe will start to pry.

zell12

C'mon ask Barbara where she is from

Atlantic Dawn

Only a matter of time before some lad is stopped on the M50 with 3 freshly used hair clippers and €200 in cash.

bottlebrush

I wear a mask and latex gloves teamed up with matching baseball cap. Solves my hair and nails problem. Nobody knows who I am, for starters.

Floppybits

Joe is an expert of de auld waxing.

sligojoek

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Joe didn’t like her criticizing the “Chorch”

Only he's allowed to do that.

Luckycharms_74

ShamNNspace wrote: »

"slip in the back door" shurrup Joe she's a nice girl

A Polish woman with a Mayo accent.

Uncharted

urgelgru wrote: »

He'll be reading out de list of comical names again

"Curl and and dye" says Joe.

Such lol's.

That wasnt a salon name Joe.

THAT WAS A LISTENERS SUGGESTION FOR YOURSELF !

Gods Gift

Well my hair is fabulous.

zell12

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Only a matter of time before some lad is stopped on the M50 with 3 freshly used hair clippers and €200 in cash.

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2020/05/20/police-bust-underground-hairdressing-ring/

ShamNNspace

zell12 wrote: »

C'mon ask Barbara where she is from

She's Lithuanian an she doesn't allow anyone in the back door

boardise

Dan Jaman wrote: »

De Choorch of de Mission of da Holy Sprit.
We take Paypal.

And a Paypal blessing with every donation.

sligojoek

Send her the money before the job is done.

What planet is he on?

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Only a matter of time before some lad is stopped on the M50 with 3 freshly used hair clippers and €200 in cash.

"When we stopped the accused for a defective tail light, he was found to be in possession of tools to commit an offence of hairdressing and a substantial quantity of cash he had no explanation for, Yeronner."

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

She's Lithuanian an she doesn't allow anyone in the back door

The name sounds Polish.

BPKS

Another gem of a question from Joe

"Have any of your customers sent you in money for when you re-open"

I mean WTF?

I have died a million deaths apparently, applying my own hair colour. Takes the scientific knowledge of a consultant hairdresser.

Mervyn Skidmore

Seriously though, I haven't a notion about hair dyes but why are they sold in shops if according to all these hairdressers, they don't work?

urgelgru

Joe: Do people send you money while you're off

Caller: No Joe, you utter gobsh1te

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I have died a million deaths apparently, applying my own hair colour. Takes the scientific knowledge of a consultant hairdresser.

Did you wash your hands?

PieOhMy

BPKS wrote: »

Another gem of a question from Joe

"Have any of your customers sent you in money for when you re-open"

I mean WTF?

Suspect this is one of his brainwaves to suggest that people start preparing for things.

Gods Gift

The poles really don’t like the Lithuanians.

Found that out the hard way one nite.

urgelgru

There's a caller on from Clontaaaaaarf

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

A Polish woman with a Mayo accent.

its weird, there was a guy on the tellybox last week down in Galway, Rainer a fisherman originally from Germany.

Mervyn Skidmore

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

Seriously though, I haven't a notion about hair dyes but why are they sold in shops if according to all these hairdressers, they don't work?

You'd swear it was nuclear waste the way they are talking.