It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Hector Savage

ah jaysus, imagining Joe here getting his bollocks waxed....

PieOhMy

Posh dub in Portugal. Joe will be intimidated

urgelgru

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have died a million deaths apparently, applying my own hair colour. Takes the scientific knowledge of a consultant hairdresser.

I even put in a colour stripper. And didn't burn the scalp off myself. So to speak. Well done to me.

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

is that your real surname madam

I think Kathy met a waiter on holiday 20 years ago.

Hector Savage

dvcireland wrote: »

7 euro for a decent hair cut in Portugal pre-Covid

€5 in Spain!!

urgelgru

She's irritating

zell12

mask=burqa

2smiggy

this wan would want to be a looker, she sounds very expensive to maintain

DoctorEdgeWild

Honestly Joe, is this really a big issue?

Luckycharms_74

Oh jesus mrs "hot potato" in mouth on now from her villa in portugal :P

dvcireland

zell12 wrote: »

Booming voice from Port-u-gal

she does amateur dramatics as well

williestroker1

Hector Savage wrote: »

ah jaysus, imagining Joe here getting his bollocks waxed....

Joe is a deffo crack and sack man:)

notwhoyouthink

You know....you know....you know...

Loike I mean...totally.....

zell12

Deleted User wrote: »

I think Kathy met a waiter on holiday 20 years ago.

Aye, she was called Shirley Valentine and did the F plan

BPKS

Inevitable "How long have you been living in Portugal" question coming up?

golondrinas

Ten Pin wrote: »

Open the close section

There’s 50% off the clo ding.

Dan Jaman

2smiggy wrote: »

this wan would want to be a looker, she sounds very expensive to maintain

Probably got skin like a prune.

Hector Savage

For the ladies that can't afford to pay the extra for the waxing, I would be more than happy to offer my services as a volunteer - free!!!

There was a salt a de eert aul wan in Lidl Nutgtove today coughing her 40 Major a day lungs out, maskless of course, and with hair coiffured.

zell12

Portugal is not an island, go figure

Atlantic Dawn

Nail work is disgusting when you see nail technicians without face masks, they would be breathing in all the nail sandings, minging.

urgelgru

Die Beer E An Penin Sue Lah

dvcireland

is this amanda brunker

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

Aye, she was called Shirley Valentine and did the F plan

I actually remember that line! :pac:

golondrinas

urgelgru wrote: »

Cloding shops

Also "chew tu lidge" of Archbishop John Charles McQuaid

Got deer before me

ednwireland

zell12 wrote: »

mask=burqa

france the only place you can get fined for wearing and not wearing a face covering at the same time

Mervyn Skidmore

BPKS wrote: »

Inevitable "How long have you been living in Portugal" question coming up?

Followed by "remarkable woman" comment.

PieOhMy

Josè Duffy on his Portuguese show circa March: 'but de virus cant come here, we're a peninsula'

Atlantic Dawn

Hector Savage wrote: »

For the ladies that can't afford to pay the extra for the waxing, I would be more than happy to offer my services as a volunteer - free!!!

Wax-on wax-off, so to speak.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Nail work is disgusting when you see nail technicians without face masks, they would be breathing in all the nail sandings, minging.

I was in a nail bar pre-covid. They had more PPE than the HSE had 6 weeks ago.