It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

zell12

Dan Jaman

We've never had a Heretofore, Joe. Always Mercedes.

Uncharted

dvcireland wrote: »

Lockdown Hair klaxon

It burns ,it burns !!!!


My eyes!!!! My eyes !!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

Joe loving the build up to this call.

williestroker1

Death!!

DoctorEdgeWild

urgelgru wrote: »

Is there anything that ISN'T vital for mental health?

This. Everyone just uses this to excuse why their interest/hobby/pursuit should be excluded from the rules.

urgelgru

Joe: Did you drive in here-2-4?
Caller: WTF?

ButtersSuki

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

Who is Jed as a matter of interest so to speak?

It's my cutesy wootsy little pet name for you. I explained this to you previously. Do try and keep up caller. I appreciate it must be difficult for you though with so many pseudonyms and accounts to manage so to speak as they say - allegedly.

CH3OH

can we get the details Joe please ?

DellyBelly

Ah good a positive story...fair play Joe the country owes you one. Uplifting story in a time of distress...

dvcireland

Joe's brudder on Line 2

DoctorEdgeWild

Two crushed vertebrae NOT getting a sharp intake of breath from Joe, he must be saving it up.

Teeeeearrrs

Atlantic Dawn

Just drive in and fook them.

zell12

Joe, I need to go to a grave. Fix it!

dvcireland

get a pony and trap or a sulkie and you can go anywhere madam

lertsnim

How big are these graveyards?

Mena Mitty

dvcireland wrote: »

Lockdown Hair klaxon

If Dennis the menace wore a tie, he'd wear it a la Jow.

urgelgru

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Teeeeearrrs

And a bit of snot as well I reckon

BPKS

Masseys mention

2smiggy

a mobility scooter ?

Uncharted

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

This. Everyone just uses this to excuse why their interest/hobby/pursuit should be excluded from the rules.

A- ha !!!

Well spotted caller.

' mental health ' is the new " ADHD" .

Its become a byword for " my argument is weak,so I'll throw in mental health references a few times".

dvcireland

code red on line 1

zell12

SDCC getting threatening calls form Lahvlahn researchers now

urgelgru

urgelgru wrote: »

Is there anything that ISN'T vital for mental health?

Hair dye is essential for mental health.

What does this one on need exactly? Does she need a lift?

Dan Jaman

lertsnim wrote: »

How big are these graveyards?

Big enough to run a 24-hour motorsport event in, by the sound of it.

DoctorEdgeWild

Unsurprisingly Joe is interested in the background workings of graveyards.

Mervyn Skidmore

Fr. Joe

ButtersSuki

Hector Savage wrote: »

For the ladies that can't afford to pay the extra for the waxing, I would be more than happy to offer my services as a volunteer - free!!!

Well, it really depends on de lady so to speak as they say......

zell12

Howya Fadder