It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki

How long until the first:

Dan Jaman

Ah well; back to DEATH and misery.

Roger_007

Body count so far:- 1

ButtersSuki

Del.Monte wrote: »

Like a SWAT team. :rolleyes:

Speed, speed, speed.
Ring you at 4 in de mornin' and den ring dem at 5 in de mornin' and dat.

sligojoek

Straight in with a recent death.

dvcireland

can we travel to limbo...so to speak ?

dvcireland

is she on the isdn ?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How long until the first:

Less than 2minutes. He's losing his touch.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Speed, speed, speed.
Ring you at 4 in de mornin' and den ring dem at 5 in de mornin' and dat.

Dey'd be gettin' a fruity answer if they rang me at four or five in de morning.

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

is she on the isdn ?

The Irish Sherry Drinkers Network - I'd say so.

bigroad

What was the result.

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

can we travel to limbo...so to speak ?

Limbo was officially closed down a few years ago. Nobody knows what happened to the ‘residents’, so to speak.

Del.Monte

Can people no longer say died, what is all this passed crap?

sligojoek

For a man that was so blasé two months ago, he's very worked up now.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Dey'd be gettin' a fruity answer if they rang me at four or five in de morning.

Good morning Dan Jaman, how are you today kind sir? I ring with some bad tidings my good man. You have tested positive for COVID-19 so to speak. Now, do you have a list of everyone you were in contact with for the last 2weeks handy? Hello? Hello? Dan?

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Have you left the building so to speak?

Another candiate for most ridiculous use of "so to speak", so to speak.

Roger_007

PPI?

dvcireland

PPI, HSA

you say tomato i tomatoe

djemba djemba

Ppi

Del.Monte

Del.Monte wrote: »

Can people no longer say died, what is all this passed crap?

Monty Don’s lovely Nigel has died. He didn’t pass away

sligojoek

Del.Monte wrote: »

Can people no longer say died, what is all this passed crap?

Only if accompanied by the words sadly or tragically .

dvcireland

Roger_007 wrote: »

Limbo was officially closed down a few years ago. Nobody knows what happened to the ‘residents’, so to speak.

what about jepodary?

sligojoek

Same as every other funeral these days, Joe. Why would it be any different?

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Monty Don’s lovely Nigel has died. He didn’t pass away

no way nigel dead?

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Yer da's funeral? How did dat pass so to speak?

Black gloves for funerals; a new opportunity for an entrepreneur

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

what about jepodary?

That’s where all the jobs are.;)

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

no way nigel dead?

Yes. I got a bit tearful myself. He was so beautiful

dvcireland

dig your own bleeding hole , Monty

bigroad

Its not in Clontarf Joe so no worries.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Black gloves for funerals; a new opportunity for an entrepreneur

She wanted white caller. And now she's being discrimated against because de funeral was at 9 and not 10.

2smiggy

CV19

BPKS

The Minister for CV-19

Ger Roe

dvcireland wrote: »

what about jepodary?

A good place to be at the moment - loads of jobs there, apparently. The newspapers have been full of headlines claiming that there are thousands of jobs in jepodary.

Edit - thread moves too fast - joke already cracked, before I could type and push 'post'.

Dan Jaman

Oh nose; not anudder circular fringing sqaud.

sligojoek

CV-19

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Black gloves for funerals; a new opportunity for an entrepreneur

dont the shinners already follow this protocol...so to speak, the sunglasses from dealz really set the outfit off

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

dig your own bleeding hole , Monty

Nigel was buried with tennis balls <sobs>

sligojoek

From the phoenix park.

WOW

djemba djemba

Ah ha, a friend of Joe's I suspect

shearforce

"little houses beside the Phoenix Park"

like where? Cabra...who knows

2smiggy

'he was born with the deers Joe ,

' a wunderful man '

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Nigel was buried with tennis balls <sobs>

I'm still upset about Butters passing last November. Hits me very hard some days.

dvcireland

surnames are not important

Roger_007

The mencha is a bad dose!

sligojoek

"He reared.... Him and your mother reared..."

Good man Joe. Can't be excluding de wimmen.

dvcireland

dr ali hussain ?

Dan Jaman

Spread to his wotnot?
Jeezus.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Black gloves for funerals; a new opportunity for an entrepreneur

Joe wears de black gloves so to speak at de funerdals.

2smiggy

sorry to hear, but he was on the way out as it was