It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Mena Mitty

Floppybits wrote: »

Ah Joe's favourite places in the world, the auld graveyard.

Shangri la in Jow's worild.

withless

PLUG

Uncharted

zell12 wrote: »

Can we get an Iman on for balance?

David Bowies wife?

Living Off The Splash

We all need to be propelled now and again.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe we could do funeral attendance strictly by invitation.

"If they can't be bothered to RSVP, I ain't doying."

dvcireland

wHACKER: I seen a Jumbo Jet land inside Donnycarney church

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Plug for the Daily Mail who allow Joe write a column

Actually Bryan Turdriddy made a very snide comment in de direction of De Daily Fail dis morning - it wasn't very kind. He must also have forgotten dat his chum and fellow tax avoider Mr. Duffy duz write for dem and dat.

2smiggy

does she include 'you know' in her articles too

ButtersSuki

Church Soyzes

Mervyn Skidmore

Have you thought about getting these people in and out of the churches safely joe?

urgelgru

% capacity. Put dat on RIP dot ie

zell12

Our padre in action

Atlantic Dawn

10% should be much safer than people in a q at the local supermarket for half an hour.

Mena Mitty

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

We all need to be propelled now and again.

You need to wash yer mouth out with Carbolic soap caller wid yer dubble enthunders ;-)

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

does she include 'you know' in her articles too

No, de editors take it out, just like they take out all of the so to speaks and dat for Mr. Duffy so to speak as they say and dat.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

wHACKER: I seen a Jumbo Jet land inside Donnycarney church

Mr. Duffy: Wow! And wat colour was de Jumbo Jet? Was it an Aer Lingus jet or a Ryanair jet so to speak?

Mervyn Skidmore

Tickets could be issued for funerals. I'm sure ticketmaster would be all over that seeing as all other gigs are gone.

PieOhMy

It was like his gears were stuck for that sign off, fast then slow then super fast washyerands

Atlantic Dawn

zell12 wrote: »

Our padre in action

He must have got the idea from Brass Eye where the Padre had to pack a piece to keep the peace.

CH3OH

that was a jaded " wash yer Hands" from Joe

cozar

ButtersSuki wrote: »

No, de editors take it out, just like they take out all of the so to speaks and dat for Mr. Duffy so to speak as they say and dat.

and the here 2 4s

ButtersSuki

urgelgru wrote: »

% capacity. Put dat on RIP dot ie

Ha ha. He started by saying "a church of 2,000" then went into percentages.....I assume he couldn't caluculate 10% of 2,000......:rolleyes:

It's 200 Mr. Duffy.

zell12

a 51551 without a 'wash yer handz'

Sensible caller alert!

PieOhMy

Elephant in the room just not being acknowledged

sligojoek

zell12 wrote: »

Can we go back to funerals

Happy now?

ButtersSuki

Breathing into the headphones like an overweight sweating paedo in a school sauna again.

Will de priest refuse to proceed at a T or Salta funerdal?

Hector Savage

Christ can you imagine if a priest said that at a T******r funeral ?

Dan Jaman

PieOhMy wrote: »

Elephant in the room just not being acknowledged

What colour was de elephant, and was it an unknown disc jockey?