It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

zell12

A tennis ball factory? LOLOL

ButtersSuki

I'd say Mr. Duffy would struggle to point to Ireland on a map let alone Bellaghy.

sligojoek

Is your husband still alive?

Hector Savage

Tretorn used to make tennis balls in Ireland too ...

Seamus Heaney’s brothers salt a de eert?

sligojoek

Google to be shut down by 3.00

BPKS

Bloody Chinese, taking our tennis ball jobs and giving us a deadly pandemic

zell12

cackle cackle cackle

ButtersSuki

Will he shoehorn in a tennis pun?

golondrinas

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

People from Portugal and Spain don't get on with each other.

People who support Real Madrid hate Barcelona with a vengeance. Barcelona is hated as far south as Malaga. Found this out years ago while speaking to a local about a Barcelona player I admired. Hico de puta was mentioned. Changed the conversation to el tiempo pronto.

PieOhMy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd say Mr. Duffy would struggle to point to Ireland on a map let alone Bellaghy.

Ireland is the landmass that's attached to dub a Linn caller

Dan Jaman

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Wid my Eircode if I change the last digit it's a house 20 miles away.

Same here - the magic of Eircode.
A more logical sensible system would at least get the courier to within the right street.

Uncharted

Pointless drivel.

Fcuk off caller.

In my experience an inability to find bins is a requirement to be a binman.

Uncharted

sligojoek wrote: »

Google to be shut down by 3.00

Along with the tennis ball factory

Dan Jaman

WT actual F ?

This is the kind of shyte that happens when Joe's in a stupid mood.

zell12

Ah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ButtersSuki

I just googled Mr. Duffy's house on goo gull maps:

BPKS

What just happened?

Atlantic Dawn

What in the jaysus?

DoctorEdgeWild

Ah. FFS.

urgelgru

Muzak??

Hector Savage

wtf ?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I previously for a few months got calls on the phone for orders to a local Chinese, they were 1 digit different to our phone number. It ended after I started taking their orders.

When I was growing up in Rathmines our phone number was one digit different from Taylor Signs, then some years later the Westbury Hotel. I had good fun taking calls on behalf of the latter and offering some interesting services.

dvcireland

did ray Darcy hit the wrong button again

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

Pointless drivel.

Fcuk off caller HOST.

FYP.

zell12

urgelgru

He couldn't hold till 3pm for the tyla

CH3OH

Padding when you have no callers...

DoctorEdgeWild

This is the MOST tenuous musical link he's ever done.