It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

The show so often fails to deliver real justice to the public as well as gold to us.

bottlebrush

The covid 19 is only in the ha"penny place compared to the deep deep cut of the versatis that was foisted on the people by the gubberment

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

The covid 19 is only in the ha"penny place compared to the deep deep cut of the versatis that was foisted on the people by the gubberment

De Versatis was so beloved of doze who haven’t a notion of how it might work. Smarties would do just as much for them if they had a medical symbol on the packet and a price tag to match.

ShamNNspace

Versatis patches will be the last of our problems when the Covid bill comes in

Hector Savage

I missed Saint Joe today ....
Anything good ?

Hector Savage

Hector Savage wrote: »

I missed Saint Joe today ....
Anything good ?

Grief in generous amounts.

Speaking of Versatis, my lovely cousin got shingles about a month back. She is on immune suppressants for arthritis, prone to infections at times. She was immediately prescribed antivirals which worked immediately and her pain disappeared quickly. She knows about the Versatis joke here, and there was no need for it. With prompt proper treatment of shingles these days the need for Versatis or any other topical skin anaesthetic is very very small.

One of the loolas who was on to Lahvlahn about de Versatis claimed it took away severe menstrual pain caused by endometriosis. By de same token it should take away de pain of a heart attack which is likewise an internal pain, whoy don’t de medics try it for dat?

My own doctor phoned into Liveline when he heard the nonsense. He happened to be treating me around about that time, and I showed him this thread and he did a little triumphal dance in the surgery. He was wondering who ButtersSuki was, wanted to thank him for his service so to speak. Said he had been thrown to the lions, and that it was weird that no other GPs he knew seemed to be getting onto the show, and that one very dodgy quack who doesn’t practice as a GP had been allowed uninterrupted airtime, and he was trying to flog his own alternative potion. My GP has spoken as a guest on Prime Time, Marian Finnucane, Séan O’Rourke, Pat Kenny and many other radio & TV shows, so he’s no stranger to the media it RTÉ studios, but he was appalled by the rebel rousing which had an awful fallout for himself and the Profff at the time.

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Versatis patches will be the last of our problems when the Covid bill comes in

But people like our host won't lose I should have added. He will circle overhead like a vulture till he can gorge himself on the miserable carcass and when he's sated he'll retire to his mansion and dream of the feasts to come for there will be many. His lips smack at the thought as he drifts into a beautiful dark sleep for he knows the pickings will be rich tomorrow he has much death and misery to harvest and now he must rest #washerhans

ShamNNspace

ShamNNspace wrote: »

But people like our host won't lose I should have added. He will circle overhead like a vulture till he can gorge himself on the miserable carcass and when he's sated he'll retire to his mansion and dream of the feasts to come for there will be many. His lips smack at the thought as he drifts into a beautiful dark sleep for he knows the pickings will be rich tomorrow he has much death and misery to harvest and now he must rest #washerhans

A burd of prey/pray so to speak

ButtersSuki

A Grief Vulture more like.

ButtersSuki

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A burd of prey/pray so to speak

Excellent depiction Cat! Well done! Well done!

Uncharted

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A Grief Vulture more like.

Misery vampire

generalgerry

Deleted User wrote: »

He was wondering who ButtersSuki was, wanted to thank him for his service so to speak. Said he had been thrown to the lions, and that it was weird that no other GPs he knew seemed to be getting onto the show, and that one very dodgy quack who doesn’t practice as a GP had been allowed uninterrupted airtime,

I take it you're talking about Duffy himself yeah?

ButtersSuki

I am absolutely confident Mr. Duffy will cover this story today impartially and without fear of any accusations of racism:

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/teen-came-from-manchester-to-dublin-to-attend-party-court-told-39237073.html

#Woke

Even Mr. Duffy with his limited Matty Matticks ability and dat will be able to see dat 300km is more than 5km so to speak as they say. Throw in drugs and abuse of the Gardaí and I’m sure this young man will be going down for a long time so to speak.........

:rolleyes:


All that was missing really was attendance at a funeral.......

Gods Gift

300 divide by 5 = 60
OMG he was 59 times over the legal limit joe.

dvcireland

Tubs is doing a Liveline Quiz this morning

What colour is a versatis tablet?

What wing in Portlaoise prison did John Daly ring from?

What embassy was involved in the infamous "don't do the accent" kerfuffle?

How many times did Aine from Ranelagh refer to PBH as Dude?

Which Shane rang Joe?

a) O'Coddle.

b) O'Curry

c) O'Chateau neuf De pape

Beechwoodspark

bottlebrush wrote: »

The covid 19 is only in the ha"penny place compared to the deep deep cut of the versatis that was foisted on the people by the gubberment

Wonder will Simon Harris get the baaad baaaad bastard treatment over this

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

Tubs is doing a Liveline Quiz this morning

What colour is a versatis tablet?

What wing in Portlaoise prison did John Daly ring from?

What embassy was involved in the infamous "don't do the accent" kerfuffle?

How many times did Aine from Ranelagh refer to PBH as Dude?

Which Shane rang Joe?

a) O'Coddle.

b) O'Curry

c) O'Chateau neuf De pape

Wat colour was de canary Joe had when conversing with Cllr. Seamus Traenor?

Mena Mitty

Liveline quiz on Tubridy now.

Gods Gift

How many times did Mary punch the corpse?

pc7

Sils court case dismissed!

Atlantic Dawn

pc7 wrote: »

Sils court case dismissed!

Perhaps he might have some new material for Funny Friday.


How do you spot a blind man at a nudest beach?

























It's not hard.

sligojoek

pc7 wrote: »

Sils court case dismissed!

No surprise there. I said it a while back. She had a very weak case.

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Sils court case dismissed!

Wunderful, fantastic news so to speak! He's now free to hop back on the FunnyFryday Gravy Train and regale us with jokes from his time as a young court jester to King Arthur.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

No surprise there. I said it a while back. She had a very weak case.

I BELIEVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I BELIEVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women don't lie.

dvcireland

Sil Fox 120 years young.

Joe to sing the show today with Billy Joels, Innocent Man

sligojoek

The aquittal of Syl Fox.

We'll be talking about his mental health. Sleepless nights.

IVOR CALORIE

issue of the year if not the century. Corona virus.

Letters from the dead.

Think I'll be taking a late lunch break for this.

ButtersSuki

D'Arcy messing with the controls again.

POSSIBLY (but unlikely) on twodaze show:
2 main items on de programme twoday:
1) Syl Fox's acquittal so to speak as they say
2) De furst interview in 20 years with Gubbermint Minister Ivan Calorie


FFS a love in with Mr. Duffy's chums - caller driven show ME HOLE. Dee 4bes you are a disgrace.

Also de issue of de year if not de century de voyrus.

dvcireland

No Joe you rang me