It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Hector Savage

"I seen...."

a cardiologist me hole!!!

ButtersSuki

What is this Cardilogist's name? I missed it.

Orwellmerchant

Dan Jaman wrote: »

But if a fella goes in with someone else's wife, dat's ok.

So to speak

Beechwoodspark

Another gob****e with the only In Ireland line

pc7

Oh you were at the march, but condemn it? ffs

Atlantic Dawn

Some of the toilets of pubs are so utterly disgusting that I'd say the voyrus would struggle to maintain life in them. Streams of piss flowing on the floors like a tourist attraction.

Orwellmerchant

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

This chap is no way a Doctor!

My cardiologist is from Killinarden, de backest end of Tallaght, so to speak, and likes it to be known.

pc7

Speaking out both sides of your mouth mister. Its not just the pubs caller, its life in general, people are pissed off now. There is no reason schools couldn't be open this month to test the plans for September its all bs.

Beechwoodspark

Dr whacker cardiologist extraordinaire

jetfiremuck

Imagine living with this guy.....freaking out

Living Off The Splash

NIMAN wrote: »

What's this trait of describing a county when he introduces a caller?

"Here's John from lovely Wexford"

"Here's Pete from glorious Connemara"

Don't mention Monaghan then...

withless

great question!

Beechwoodspark

pc7 wrote: »

Speaking out both sides of your mouth mister. Its not just the pubs caller, its life in general, people are pissed off now. There is no reason schools couldn't be open this month to test the plans for September its all bs.

Too many civil servants sitting on their arses and no rush to re open til after the summer. It’s a joke

ButtersSuki

Seriously, did anyone catch the Cardiologist's name?

Beechwoodspark

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Dr whacker cardiologist extraordinaire

Whacker, cardiologist, publican, mental health patient, and mental health counsellor all wrapped in one.

dvcireland

air raid sirens in background, and someone making their lunch

cozar

dvcireland wrote: »

an Irish bar in Ireland

as they say "only in Ireland".

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

What is this Cardilogist's name? I missed it.

Greg something or other

Fujitsu10

DR Greg, If thats what your name is..

withless

Ireland's Greatest Expert.

pc7

Street Bingo! Give my head peace, are we meant to stay in for 5-7 years in the hope of a virus, we cannot do that. We need to get life moving in some sort of way again. We need screening back, life back, I've a fecking toothache and can't be seen!

Orwellmerchant

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Seriously, did anyone catch the Cardiologist's name?

Greg

Dan Jaman

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

DR Greg, If thats what your name is..

Dr Greg Ferrari?

ButtersSuki

Mr. Duffy: Yeah you! Dr. Greg.


What a rude bollocks.

pc7

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

DR Greg, If thats what your name is..

Dr Nick Riviera more like

ninebeanrows

I can imagine Dr Greg is a barrel of laughs

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

Ireland's Greatest Expert.

Mr. Duffy certainly likes to think he is.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Seriously, did anyone catch the Cardiologist's name?

I think he practices in a certain hotsputtle you might have passed through

williestroker1

DON'T MENTION GEMMA

withless

"Hang on a minute"