It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Dan Jaman

I can't go shopping without crossing at least one county boundary.
Load of bollocks.
I'll still stick to it, if for no other reason than the further shops are a bleedin' pain in the arse with their queues.

Dan Jaman

Gods Gift wrote: »

I can update my tinder search to 20km radius so.

I’ve done everything within 5km.

"Never shyt on your own doorstep."

BPKS

I would have thought earlier opening hours would have meant less congestion in the shops?

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

I can drive for 2.5 hours and still be in the same county.

Thanks Leo!

Cark

Roger_007

Will there be ‘staggered’ hours for the pubs?

PieOhMy

Deleted User wrote: »

Why “gorm” is used as Gaeilge:

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2ba88m/til_the_word_for_a_black_man_in_the_irish/

Interesting, I didnt know that!

BPKS

Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole

Atlantic Dawn

25 for funerals is ok, 50 would have been ideal.

Roger_007

BPKS wrote: »

I can drive for 2.5 hours and still be in the same county.

Thanks Leo!

Yeah, the roads are in a bad way alright!

Gods Gift

Personal responsibility.

WTF.

BPKS

Piss off with your quote you gob****e

bigroad

What's the story with a few quid Leo.

Dan Jaman

"He's off camera."

That makes a lot of sense on the radio, you plank.

Ally Dick

Buzzkill Harris

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Yeah, the roads are in a bad way alright!

We need somebody in to fix the roads!

Gods Gift

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Cark

Sh1te car I’d say.

Sir Oxman

Finishes off with a tweet character limit friendly poem.

PieOhMy

Leo has to yet discover the rest of ireland for the first time. That's not racist. Just that dubs like him have 0 interest in the rest of the country

I pity my library colleagues, considering we have often found snot, piss, semen, sh1t, blood in the pages of the books, and on the shelves, and the fact that the libraries only get (at time of my retirement in 2017) cleaning a brief cleaning 3 times a week, since getting rid of full time staff.

buried

Ahh enough of these feicing blue Priests with their little poems and sonnets of Hope, turn it off Joe

BPKS

Gods Gift wrote: »

Sh1te car I’d say.

Reversing all around the place

Sir Oxman

Ally Dick wrote: »

Buzzkill Harris

Really don't need another plamasing regurgiation from Harris.

bigroad

Has this lad done his leaving cert yet or is he still waiting.

Roger_007

Unfortunately the summer has been and gone, Simon!

Atlantic Dawn

Will Santa be allowed come this year?

BPKS

Sir Oxman wrote: »

Finishes off with a tweet character limit friendly poem.

He will have that little poem printed on a pair of socks for his next meeting with Justin.

walshb

Oh, just before I sign off...

If you need to arrange large gatherings, please make sure the word racism is in bold and clear text on any of your banners..

Yours, Leo! The chief in command of the Benny Hill lockdown

buried

"Let me say this"

"I promise you this"

"I tell you this"

Gway ta f**k you Addams Family butler

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will Santa be allowed come this year?

Dat racist aul bastid!

Jordan 199

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will Santa be allowed come this year?

He will. #santawillcome