It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

What is this bollocks?

It's a way for RTE to pay some "actors", actors being friends and family of RTE staffers no doubt.

djemba djemba

I remember Joe would always say he wouldn't discuss the leaving cert before or before the leaving cert. I miss those days

dvcireland

gwan steffi

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

Joe had to mention that they have not employed actors to voice the letters !!

We surely couldn't ask Mr. Duffy to read 4 letters now could we?

gmisk

Over 70s no tennis...first...world...f#cking...problem...I'm shocked with this woman's breathing she can make it up a flight of stairs

2smiggy

tis the sweat on the old tennis balls missus they may be worried about ??????

ButtersSuki

FFS. Little going on in this one's life.

Icsics

Good, delighted the parents & their snowflakes are off the radio. Let the teachers do their jobs

Atlantic Dawn

Could she use that homemade tennis court some caller created in a public park?

gmisk

dvcireland wrote: »

gwan steffi

Gwan steffani?
Beeeuadiful voice

cozar

Use the one in the park that a likeminded person built themselves.

Roger_007

Would you not be touching each other’s balls, missus?

BPKS

Over 70s not allowed play tennis - LOL.

Next caller, Father Romeo Sensini giving out about the cancellation of the Annual Over 75s Indoor Soccer Football tournament on Craggy Island.

shearforce

look Betty,if you want to play tennis, go and play tennis.

Bar the person you're playing against you ain't hurting anyone and if you do catch it well that's on you.

Let them play bloody tennis

Atlantic Dawn

A Thank You card, so to speak.

Orwellmerchant

Great, imperial measurements being used that haven't been used in an official capacity since 2005.

statto25

No one except Joe that it

dvcireland

Liveline Tennis Text Poll

1) Anna kournakova
2) the other Russian wan
3) Gabriella Sabatini

McDermotX

Load of balls

gmisk

cozar wrote: »

Use the one in the park that a likeminded person built themselves.

I think the council got rid off that after people complained.
Her daughter is an amazing tennis player and needs to take over a public park....selfish wagon

ButtersSuki

You get 40,000,000 pennis a year Mr. Duffy for going on Da Lahv Lahn.

thecretinhop

gmisk wrote: »

Gwan steffani?
Beeeuadiful voice

Beautiful bottom as well

Orwellmerchant

Joe who is carrying weight, quickly moves on

gmisk

Say she is 69 (saucy!) And play away.
If you get it and keel over no help needed you made your choice love.

Used gloves to touch balls (giggle)

bigroad

She didn't touch the balls so to speak.

2smiggy

dvcireland wrote: »

Liveline Tennis Text Poll

1) Anna kournakova
2) the othe russian wan
3) gabriella sabitini

1 caller , or an early 3

ButtersSuki

Wat colour was yer hat?

ButtersSuki

My hands didn't touch de balls.

That's why he left you missus.

Orwellmerchant

Her hands did NOT touch the balls

Atlantic Dawn

Sweat doesn't have the voyrus.