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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • #902
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Orwellmerchant wrote: »
    Giles, a great Church of Ireland man.

    Up to no good as usual.


  • #903
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    This is one for liveline callback


  • #904
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Doesn’t sound 86?


  • #905
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    What you mean it was ****ing out?
    It’s was ****ing in.
    You ****ing blind ****.


  • #906
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,141 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Somebody tell this caller we are not in Britain


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  • #907
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,260 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Do you just have to outlive your opponent


  • #908
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    I hate hairy balls.

    Try Veet


  • #909
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,228 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Borderfox wrote: »
    We are too rich
    Getting fit getting fit getting fit

    We are in Ireland no matter how posh your accent is, so why would we be listening to british LTA advice


  • #910
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Well done for living, well done


  • #911
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Doesn’t sound 86?


    He's good with the BALLS caller, even at 86.... :D:D


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  • #912
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Can one get different colour tennis balls so to speak?


  • #913
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    I'd think the issue maybe there's more golfers among the powers that be that make these decisions and less tennis players. Amazing the amount of land about our cities and towns given over to golf and the few who play it, the grants they get and so on.


  • #914
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,791 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »
    This is ridiculous.

    are you new ...


  • #915
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,228 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    86 is not the new 50....
    He would defo love new balls I'd say.


  • #916
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,141 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    86 is the new 50.

    Therefore:

    96 is the new 60.

    106 is the new 70.

    116 is the new 80.

    126 is the new 90.

    136 is the new 100.


  • #917
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,151 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Lol...no one cutting in there to tell Joe that yer man is a great tennis player and he desperate for them to do so


  • #918
    Floppybits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,686 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Ah FFS have you noticed any difference with your movements? 400k a year for that.


  • #919
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    The Anglican Diocese of Dublin and Glendalough is very well represented today.


  • #920
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,141 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Yes this is a very important question to ask Dr Tony Holohan


  • #921
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,228 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Tony Holohan has more to worry about ffs


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  • #922
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,122 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ffs pure smut daytime radio

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #923
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,474 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Did you play with Eddie's balls ?

    Three times a day, apparently.


  • #924
    CH3OH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,369 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Joe will get Fergal to ask that


  • #925
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Is this code for something else


  • #926
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,791 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    sounds like there is a lot more going on at the 'tennis club' to be honest :eek:


  • #927
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    How are Edward's balls?


  • #928
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,122 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    BPKS wrote: »
    86 is the new 50.

    Therefore:

    96 is the new 60.

    106 is the new 70.

    116 is the new 80.

    126 is the new 90.

    136 is the new 100.

    Proposed new thread title

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #929
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Is this some sort of code for an old swingers club?


  • #930
    barryd09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭barryd09


    **** ME, WHAT IS THIS UTTER DRIVEL.

    DID YOU PLAY WITH TOM, MARY?


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  • #931
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,980 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Bet they wouldn't dive into the 40 foot (with social distancing).. This is coming across a bit elitist for me. Only a very small percentage of people over 70 play tennis. Tennis clubs were always full of this type. I know, that's why I left and just on me arse all day now.


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