It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

My son is opening a pizza takeaway.

Joe: Just explain that.

Fecks sake, whats to explain?

ButtersSuki

urgelgru wrote: »

Can you have a sandwich?
Yes
Can you have a plate of chips?
Yes
Can you have bowl of coddle?
Yes
Can you have a batterburger?
Yes

Reminded me when Aubrey McCarthy of AMC Removals was on and Mr. Duffy asked:
Would you deliver a bed to Pay-Roo?
Would you deliver a chair to Lizz Bonn?
Would you deliver a car to Stock-hullum?

To which Aubrey replied each and every time:
AMC Removals will deliver (insert object name) to (destination).

Each time subsequently followed by a:
"WOW" from Mr. Duffy.

2smiggy

Friend of the show/Bertie , free national advertising for his new pizza business

McDermotX

Hahahahahahaha

Dan Jaman

"Receptionist"? How very dare you!

Beechwoodspark

Receptionists !!

“Your receptionist”

“My producer, actually”

pc7

ShamNNspace wrote: »

I'm having terrible flashbacks to that awful time in the 70s and 80s when a meal had to be served at a disco. Terrible stuff altogether

Oh god yeah! I remember Tamangoes when the smoking ban came in and all you could smell was old stale cigarette smoke, spilled beer and vol au vants :eek:

Your receptionist. Out of the mouths of.....

djemba djemba

Ha ha that was gas. That has to be some one on here

Luckycharms_74

Whacker on now to give his opinion :P

gmisk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My son is opening a pizza takeaway.

Joe: Just explain that.

Fecks sake, whats to explain?

Do they deliver?

No Joe they do pizza

2smiggy

ShamNNspace wrote: »

I'm having terrible flashbacks to that awful time in the 70s and 80s when a meal had to be served at a disco. Terrible stuff altogether

the chicken dinner , so to speak

Sorolla

A Pete Zaa and a pint

urgelgru

An ad for Ryan Tubridy's show where Tubs has the second most annoying voice...

ShamNNspace

Tubridy ffs take your head out of Hillarys hole

Roger_007

D’Arcy obviously has arrived in the studio!

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Oh god yeah! I remember Tamangoes when they smoking ban came in and all you could smell was old stale cigarette smoke, spilled beer and vol au vants :eek:

That's vol au farts isn't it?

ButtersSuki

"ONE of your receptionists" actually!

urgelgru

Sorolla wrote: »

A Pete Zaa and a pint

Does he live next door to Matty Maticks?

Sorolla

Ten Pin wrote: »

Receptionist...

Is Dee working on live line now

Probably Noel on the earphones

RobertKK

The ad for Ryan Tubridy show reminds me why I never listen to it, a woman on promoting a warmonger.

dvcireland

Joe will fill The Dawson Lounge on his own now

Sorolla

urgelgru wrote: »

Does he live next door to Matty Maticks?

Or maybe next door to Tess Tickle

Beechwoodspark

Is Duffy trying to dispute that sandwiches are food? Lol

ButtersSuki

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Tubridy ffs take your head out of Hillarys hole

I'd google de author of dat buke so to speak. She is:

gmisk

"He will serve pints as they say"

Who says?!

This feels like an ad for takeaway pizzas in the goat opening this Friday.

dvcireland

story Whacker, whats the cell like?

Living Off The Splash

2smiggy wrote: »

the chicken dinner , so to speak

I often wondered was it in fact....chicken.

"Frank your pint please"?