It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

dvcireland

whacker a disgruntled customer / employee

Dan Jaman

"People drink to feel someone else."

That's about right, if you're lucky.

Sir Oxman

I think Charlie is deluded.

urgelgru

Eggstra thigh-lets?

ButtersSuki

You'll have someone on the loo Charlie?

If there's a long queue for the toilet, people will pop outside and pee up the doorway. Problem solved

Is Whacker saying "It's a legal drug?" or "It's illegal drug".

I'm looking forward to getting out and going to Searsons or the Goat. Food is really good and I'll want to wash it down with a nice Merlot. Or a pint of Guinness.

gmisk

shearforce wrote: »

"Pubs is gone"

Frank Whacker 13.05.20

I'd say this lad (defo a taxi driver) is just annoyed he can't get to da holiday home in bulgaria

sligojoek

ButtersSuki

Sir Oxman wrote: »

I think Charlie is deluded.

He's losing the argument. He hasn't a leg to stand on.

Dan Jaman

jippo nolan wrote: »

Is Whacker a reformed Dipso?

I get the feeling so.
Maybe with good reason, but the urge for a pint isn't ruinous in most.

dvcireland

does frank have sky sports

pc7

I was longing to go out for a nice meal and few drinks, until I realised how do you get home, don't think I'd feel comfortable in a taxi yet

Sir Oxman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

I think Charlie is deluded.

I think Whacker is deluded.

Also, Disney Land Shanghai reopened today.

thecretinhop

piss into empty pint glass joe

Sorolla

In Tay Mate

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Is Whacker saying "It's a legal drug?" or "It's illegal drug".

I'm looking forward to getting out and going to Searsons or the Goat. Food is really good and I'll want to wash it down with a nice Merlot. Or a pint of Guinness.

I did some damage in Searsons in my time so to speak as they say.....;)

2smiggy

i don't think Charlie has thought this thru , a tough situation.

many of the country pubs near me , i doubt they will open

dvcireland

when does The Blacker reopen?

Roger_007

Charlie has so many ‘restaurants’ that he’s lost count?

Dan Jaman

What about the new smoking rules proposed yesterday by some anti-smoker nazi?

Ban smoking at the entrance to pubs and ban it further up the street, too.

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

I was longing to go out for a nice meal and few drinks, until I realised how do you get home, don't think I'd feel comfortable in a taxi yet

Not with whacker driving! He'll be on the phone to Adrian Kennedy while keeping one eye on the SatNav.

ShamNNspace

gmisk wrote: »

I'd say this lad (defo a taxi driver) is just annoyed he can't get to da holiday home in bulgaria

No he was barred outa every pub in a ten mile radius when he was "at it hard"

ButtersSuki

Joe's explanations always make things more complicated.

bottlebrush

Where will the cars go

ShamNNspace

gmisk wrote: »

I'd say this lad (defo a taxi driver) is just annoyed he can't get to da holiday home in bulgaria

No he was barred outa every pub in a ten mile radius when he was "at it hard"

A table for 2 at 12 please.

OK see you tomorrow afternoon

Had my 50th upstairs in Charlie’s pub, nice cosy fire, wooden panelling, tally-ho pictures.

Del.Monte

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He's losing the argument. He hasn't a leg to stand on.

In fairness surely he still has one?

McDermotX

'Table for 12'

Imagine the mixups if you go to dis lad's place