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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,168 ✭✭✭shearforce


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    get to the story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,079 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Those who's preference is dealing with cash only will really not like de post Covidid 19 wurdled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭pm1977x


    Whoy is he not also online?

    His cousin working Deansgrange is all over the local Facebook groups selling her flowers from home which he failed to mention (if it's the same lady). Also, why is he only going back selling next Friday, why not Monday if he's in such a rush to get the cash in?


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    lots of companies are flouting the rules. Had to collect some parts around cork city today. Has gotten a lot busier , almost like there is no infectious disease ravaging the world

    The D'Unbelievables did a sketch called "Away in a home". I thought it was hilarious. It went like:

    Martin: Isn't it terrible about the people over in China?
    Visitor: What people Martin?
    Martin: The Chinese!
    Visitor: No Martin, what happened?
    Martin: What?
    Visitor: What happened to the people over in China?
    Martin: Did something happen to the people over in China? :eek:

    And then two minutes later Martin goes: Isn't it terrible about the people over in China?


    I think an awful lot of Irish people have similar memory problems as poor auld Martin.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    shearforce wrote: »
    "me auld flower"

    ugh

    À la John Gilligan to Veronica Guerin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,095 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    McDermotX wrote: »
    A whacker haircut

    Dat would be a twist on the age old 'Friar Tuck pudding bowl cut' favoured by the Irish Mamaí.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    plenty of birds of prey in my area the last few years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    beautiful burd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Did da buzzards die of da pestolince?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,477 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    gmisk wrote: »
    When will the barber be open?!?

    Why would you care, You haven't two hairs to rub together....lol
    What’s the difference between a rabbit and a hare. You can pick a hair out of your arse.







    Sorry.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Those who's preference is dealing with cash only will really not like de post Covidid 19 wurdled.

    I never ever understand it. You see people queueing to pay for parking in Dundrum SC etc fuddling with wads of cash, when a quick tap does.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Duffy trying to understand something about life outside of the captial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    some of the eastern european lads are not too fond of the wildlife ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,619 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    de buzzards head decapitated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,095 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    The D'Unbelievables did a sketch called "Away in a home". I thought it was hilarious. It went like:

    Martin: Isn't it terrible about the people over in China?
    Visitor: What people Martin?
    Martin: The Chinese!
    Visitor: No Martin, what happened?
    Martin: What?
    Visitor: What happened to the people over in China?
    Martin: Did something happen to the people over in China? :eek:

    And then two minutes later Martin goes: Isn't it terrible about the people over in China?


    I think an awful lot of Irish people have similar memory problems as poor auld Martin.

    That's one of the funniest sketches. Both of the old boys afraid of 'the black doctor'.....and saving for a mountain bike, God love him all he could do with the moubtain bike is polish it and admire his polishing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    It sounds like the buzzards owed money to the mafia!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Cat’s jumping


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,796 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Was de flower sellers decapitating de buzzards?
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Buzz-aards

    Dog in the background.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    name them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'what are the dogs names ?'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,079 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Satanists?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,492 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Buzzard head rituals.


    Classic Lahvlahn


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Joe’s foie gras repeating again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Abel Ruiz


    I never ever understand it. You see people queueing to pay for parking in Dundrum SC etc fuddling with wads of cash, when a quick tap does.

    La-Di-Da caller sotospeak


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pity seagulls weren't used in rituals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,796 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Who uses de heads of buzzards...?"

    Hm... dat's a puzzler, right enough, Joe.

    Best not go down that road, it might be a bit awkward fer ye.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    If it was a farmer it was a stupid farmer lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,079 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Pity seagulls weren't used in rituals.

    Badly need to be mass culled, Doubalin town city centre is full of them, particularly de parks.


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