It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

thecretinhop

just to make sure your 23 buzzards heads were intact??

surreal ll

Abel Ruiz

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

La-Di-Da caller sotospeak

There’s loads of whackers there too.

golondrinas

Deleted User wrote: »

I never ever understand it. You see people queueing to pay for parking in Dundrum SC etc fuddling with wads of cash, when a quick tap does.

You naive here

Atlantic Dawn

He's there for the cheap smokes.

Daz_

Farmer doesn’t know what happened to the buzzards but “knows “ it wasn’t his fellow farming folk - right

Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Pity seagulls weren't used in rituals.

...a bit like the plagues of locusts...someone somewhere must have a taste for them and maybe a tasty sauce to go alongside.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Badly need to be mass culled, Doubalin town city centre is full of them, particularly de parks.

Walked past Stephens green a while ago. It was shocking how many there were.

I work in Dundrum and they circle over there constantly. I checked the map. Dundrum is 4 miles from the sea.

“Donnycarney...not far from you Joe” ... but a million miles apart so to speak.

Was dat a flush going?

Atlantic Dawn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Walked past Stephens green a while ago. It was shocking how many there were.

I work in Dundrum and they circle over there constantly. I checked the map. Dundrum is 4 miles from the sea.

I had a fresh chicken fillet roll stolen from my bare hands by a seagull in Stephens Green, fecker took it away in one swoop.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Walked past Stephens green a while ago. It was shocking how many there were.

I work in Dundrum and they circle over there constantly. I checked the map. Dundrum is 4 miles from the sea.

De gulls do be gulls, not necessarily seagoing as it were. Largest I’ve d er seen are in Aberdeen, make ours look like budgies.

Gods Gift

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Badly need to be mass culled, Doubalin town city centre is full of them, particularly de parks.

The seagulls as well.

Atlantic Dawn

Would there not be a temptation in later life to trace the person down and torch their home to the ground or stab them to death?

zell12

Furriners in tennerife, Joe

urgelgru

Clicky on

Caller: I don't think my childer were ever inter-feared with

Eek!

Joe: You lived near Artane?

zell12

Will there be a gurramaighagut?

sligojoek

He couldn't leave Artane out of it.

jetfiremuck

Looks like he has had a skinful

shearforce

Deleted User wrote: »

Walked past Stephens green a while ago. It was shocking how many there were.

I work in Dundrum and they circle over there constantly. I checked the map. Dundrum is 4 miles from the sea.

4km I'd say

gmisk

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I had a fresh chicken fillet roll stolen from my bare hands by a seagull in Stephens Green, fecker took it away in one swoop.

I'd say he thought you were eating one of his mates.
The "chicken" in those is shocking.

The gulls/seagulls around here are like pterodactyls!

vicwatson

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Who uses de heads of buzzards...?"

Hm... dat's a puzzler, right enough, Joe.

Best not go down that road, it might be a bit awkward fer ye.

Nigerians use endangered vultures heads in rituals, wonder as we don't have vultures are Buzzards used instead?

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

4km I'd say

Possibly.

dvcireland

My Tenerifey family

A new buke by Whacker.

"...a wunderful read..."

Joseph Duffy

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Would there not be a temptation in later life to trace the person down and torch their home to the ground or stab them to death?

There certainly would, in some people, but the predators rely on their victims being so cowed or ashamed and wanting to forget or deny it ever happened.
I'd not be at all surprised that some mysterious murders of some 'pillars of the community' over the years were related to past misdeeds.

urgelgru

Bet this guy doesn't like Normal People either

dvcireland

Liveline Text Powell

Was baden powell a Nazi?

a) yes.

b) no

urgelgru

The Gargoyles?

dvcireland

Normal people is like visual Valium, like you have hit the pause button

gmisk

"For the one guy that caused the trouble"....there were literally hundreds of scout leaders mentioned in that report...

275 known perpetrators....God knows how many there were!

2smiggy

'i can understand it was not a wonderful experience for the victims'