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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,079 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Inshurdance again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,477 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Daz_ wrote: »
    Farmer doesn’t know what happened to the buzzards but “knows “ it wasn’t his fellow farming folk - right

    An auld Aunt of mine kept sheep. The grey crows used to take the eyes out of new born lambs. She hated them. Imagine what buzzards can do. It’s alright for do Gooders and people making a living from wildlife schemes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Great fun in Lough Derg.

    Must have been the Tipperary Lough Derg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,796 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    zell12 wrote: »
    Will there be a gurramaighagut?


    Sounded like a gargle.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 14,123 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Freddie o Melia

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,686 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Bingo on gurrameelahmaighagut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "For every priest that abused there are thousands that didn't...."

    Even that doesn't hold up.
    There was a pretty in-depth study done which suggested it could be as high as 4%...Pope Francis even admitted it could be roughly 2%...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Nigerians use endangered vultures heads in rituals, wonder as we don't have vultures are Buzzards used instead?

    You can't say dat..


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    An auld Aunt of mine kept sheep. The grey crows used to take the eyes out of new born lambs. She hated them. Imagine what buzzards can do. It’s alright for do Gooders and people making a living from wildlife schemes.

    Buzzards eat crows.

    Maybe educate yourself a bit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    PENSION


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Joe looking for some pension advice....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,686 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe muttering on peeple losing their jerbs


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,477 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Nigerians use endangered vultures heads in rituals, wonder as we don't have vultures are Buzzards used instead?
    We don’t have Nigerians they are Irish.Get with the programme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    my local tesco is all in one, with the small sections of homeware and clothes in isles beside the food products. do the small shop owners what people to stop buying clothes ??


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I bought Lego in tesco last week when buying other essentials, like whiskey.

    My conscience is clear.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    my local tesco is all in one, with the small sections of homeware and clothes in isles beside the food products. do the small shop owners what people to stop buying clothes ??

    Mines the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    When I was a chizzler I initially imaged that de Mater hospiddle was de Matter Hotstipple, as the doc would always ask de patient “war’s de matter with you?”

    Not listening but great to see Catmaniac keeping de spirit of FunnyFryday going even in de lockdown! Well done! Well done!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,168 ✭✭✭shearforce


    The hardware stores being shut has been some bonus to this pandemic. My better half is itching to do a load of painting, well itching to buy paint so I can do the work. Delighted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,686 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    2smiggy wrote: »
    ..........do the small shop owners what people to stop buying clothes ??
    Isn't that what Normal People do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,260 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    In its pelt so to speak


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    everyone needs curtains in a pandemic it seems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭cozar


    Hopefully next week we will have golfers snitching on the over 70s and the ones over 5km. Our local golf club are fully booked next week and half are over 70.!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,155 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Going around with a towel around it!

    Really, you would have put a towel around the baby instead of say buy some on-line or get some "hand-me-downs" from a relative?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,168 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "we don't need clothes, we have enough while this is going on"

    tell my wife that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    sligojoek wrote: »
    You can't say dat..


    Why doh?


    It's not a lie! ;)


    https://www.voanews.com/africa/endangered-vultures-killed-rituals-nigeria


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    2smiggy wrote: »
    everyone needs curtains in a pandemic it seems
    Of course they do!....how else will people do their curtain twitching on neighbours so they can report people for breaking the lockdown?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Dopey caller day on loiveloine


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Its not quite been gold, but this has been the best show in a while.

    "I sell curtains, wheres my NAMA Joe?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,079 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Tescos, Fords, Guinnissssessss.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,229 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Its not quite been gold, but this has been the best show in a while.

    "I sell curtains, wheres my NAMA Joe?"
    I agree it's worth silver.

    Buy gender neutral clothes caller


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