It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

Did yew wear dat rigout?

Yew Ormonde?

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

Yew Ormonde?

ButtersSuki, de man who’s fussy about his cloth do to speak... and not averse to wearing woke rainbow colours either.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

They even advertised in magazines like FHM for a while -.

Magazines like FHM.

Reminds me of a story from the 90s. I was at home in Nenagh one evening in 1996 when the publican from across the road came over to tell me there was a phonecall for me. It was Shane MacGowan wondering would I drive him with a writer and a photographer from LOADED around for a few days while they did a profile on him. I said "No problem.. When??" He replied, Tonight.. "We're just leaving Dublin airport in a taxi".

We had a serious few days on the lads' expenses

It never made it to print but the writer later put it online. I'll send you the text from Tipp bit.

golondrinas

dvcireland wrote: »

baby grows manufactured in the famous Irish sector of Vietnam

I bought a pair of Dwyer & co golf trousers ready to attack the fairways next week. I was basking in the glow of the history of how they were made in Cork for about the last hundred years or so and all their great tailors down through the years. Turned the label over to see they were made in Vietnam. I’ll never get those few minutes back.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Magazines like FHM.

Reminds me of a story from the 90s. I was at home in Nenagh one evening in 1996 when the publican from across the road came over to tell me there was a phonecall for me. It was Shane MacGowan wondering would I drive him with a writer and a photographer from LOADED around for a few days while they did a profile on him. I said "No problem.. When??" He replied, Tonight.. "We're just leaving Dublin airport in a taxi".

We had a serious few days on the lads' expenses

It never made it to print but the writer later put it online. I'll send you the text from Tipp bit.

Speaking of de FHM, I happened to be in De Yew Ess Ay when de first issue of FHM Amerikay was released so to speak as they say so I bought it. But here's de ting and dat - in America, you can have de full hardcore porno mags showing de bold ting in action and dat and willies and va jay jays and everything, but for "mainstream" magazines so to speak you can't show nipples.

So imagine my surprise to open de magazine to find a lovely lady with her bosoms out - but de niplles and de areolas air-brushed away so they just flesh coloured spheres attached to her frontage so to speak. It was a very weird look.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

ButtersSuki, de man who’s fussy about his cloth do to speak... and not averse to wearing woke rainbow colours either.

He's wearing red trousers today so he is. The last time he wore deeze a local resident and he had de following conversation:

Salt a dee irtg: Nice trousers (snigger)
ButtersSuki: Thank you! (delivered sarcastically)
Salt a dee irth: (under his breath) w@nker

There was a Scottish comedian who did a sketch called Parliarmo Glasgow. It was teaching how to understand and speak Glaswegian in similar style to how they teach Spanish on tv.

One was called Mia Farra's Farra, a marra and a barra. Meaning Mia Farrow's Father, a marrow and a barrow.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Did yew wear dat rigout?

No, but me fadder was fond of de Farah Shlacks. I remember de F label in de fancy font on the side of them so to speak, just behind de seam.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Gorgeous Gorgeous girl

Were they not all Gorgeous Gorgeous girls so to speak as they say?

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Was it the TV licence man again?

Honestly, it's like something out of a 70s porn movie. Was he French?


"Allo, I as come to read your meteeeerrr."

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

There was a Scottish comedian who did a sketch called Parliarmo Glasgow. It was teaching how to understand and speak Glaswegian in similar style to how they teach Spanish on tv.

One was called Mia Farra's Farra, a marra and a barra. Meaning Mia Farrow's Father, a marrow and a barrow.

Stanley Baxter.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=parliamo+glesca

As a young wan I once had a boss from aboot Glasga, a lovely chap, but young could never make out a word he said. Wan of the girls asked him what he wanted done for the afternoon and his reply was “Fessap”, and there was at least 19 minutes of embarrassment as we tried to figure out what he had asked her to do. Turned out he was simply asking her to write out the initial overdue notices which in the days well before GDPR were sent by open postcards, and were known to us as First Apps (first application for return of loans). Always dreaded being to to work in his branch when on relief duty to cover staff absence as there was an inevitable translation issue ahead.

Just looking at virtual dating with your partner there on dr news, with candlelight beside screen etc etc. Technology is great. But could somebody techy not invent a virtual roiding encounter with partner like the way you can get a fully realistic flight simulator in your home with joystick and all, there could be a virtual body attached with usb cable to your device and it would have programmed de algorithms of de rhythms so to speak to simulate a perfect virtual roide experience.there probably is such technology, but I mean like something you could easily order on Amazon to fill de void in desert tones of physical distancing.

djemba djemba

Deleted User wrote: »

Just looking at virtual dating with your partner there on dr news, with candlelight beside screen etc etc. Technology is great. But could somebody techy not invent a virtual roiding encounter with partner like the way you can get a fully realistic flight simulator in your home with joystick and all, there could be a virtual body attached with usb cable to your device and it would have programmed de algorithms of de rhythms so to speak to simulate a perfect virtual roide experience.there probably is such technology, but I mean like something you could easily order on Amazon to fill de void in desert tones of physical distancing.

Some government advice from the Netherlands

https://www.loketgezondleven.nl/advies-ondersteuning/coronavirus/seksualiteit

notwhoyouthink

My sincerest apologies - I totally forgot to post my review of the Sunday Independent expose on Joe. I mist say that when I saw the word retirement I was very nervous, but I was delighted, delighted to hear that Joe will continue. There's no show like a Joe show. Of course, the article was brilliant in terms of the level of insight that Joe showed. But I must admit that I was a little disappointed by the length, I felt it deserved at least a full page.



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Del.Monte

djemba djemba wrote: »

Some government advice from the Netherlands

https://www.loketgezondleven.nl/advies-ondersteuning/coronavirus/seksualiteit

Great, it might as well have been in Irish!

djemba djemba

Del.Monte wrote: »

Great, it might as well have been in Irish!

Automatically translated to English for me.

ButtersSuki

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

My sincerest apologies - I totally forgot to post my review of the Sunday Independent expose on Joe. I mist say that when I saw the word retirement I was very nervous, but I was delighted, delighted to hear that Joe will continue. There's no show like a Joe show. Of course, the article was brilliant in terms of the level of insight that Joe showed. But I must admit that I was a little disappointed by the length, I felt it deserved at least a full page.



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Cool story Jed.

ShamNNspace

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

My sincerest apologies - I totally forgot to post my review of the Sunday Independent expose on Joe. I mist say that when I saw the word retirement I was very nervous, but I was delighted, delighted to hear that Joe will continue. There's no show like a Joe show. Of course, the article was brilliant in terms of the level of insight that Joe showed. But I must admit that I was a little disappointed by the length, I felt it deserved at least a full page.



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^ pssst it is I monsieur leclerc

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Following on from last week's post so to speak as they say:
Not that any of you likely care (lol) but if you're looking for something to listen to for de next few days instead of death talk or the sound of one man fellating another "artist" on the radio I'm currently listening to the following:

Roxy Music: Complete Recordings 1972-1982
Deadmau5 Mau5ville
Wang Chung To Live and Die in LA (Soundtrack)
Cliff Martinez Contagion (Soundtrack)
Julien Marchal Insight (Series)
Prince Originals
Justice Woman Worldwide

This week (in addition to the above) I've been listening to:

Depeche Mode Violator
Jean Michel Jarre Oxygen Trilogy
Betty Blue Soundtrack
Chris DeBurgh......Lady In Red....had ye going there for a second!:pac::pac:

Have a great weekend folks.

I'm going to keep this going for my own amusement and records as much as anything:

Linus Loves Stage Invader
Sheila E Romance 1600
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Talk Talk Natural History (plus some great remixes of "It's My Life"; incl. Liquid People's remix, and the Reflex Revision)

notwhoyouthink

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm going to keep this going for my own amusement and records as much as anything:

Linus Loves Stage Invader
Sheila E Romance 1600
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Talk Talk Natural History (plus some great remixes of "It's My Life"; incl. Liquid People's remix, and the Reflex Revision)

Since it is a shag all Saturday, I will listen to such things.

But I would be more interested in Joe's compositions.

dvcireland

current Liveline promo on |TE radio1 , featuring Whacker

"...when will I see me barber again..."

sligojoek

Shur you haven't two hairs to rub together

ButtersSuki

More guff:

RTE GUIDE

Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020 competition

Win a 2 night break at Castleknock Hotel with dinner one night, spa treatment for Dad (or guest of your choice) and golf for 2 people.

To enter: send your choice of celebrity Dad of the year. Choose from the following: Ryan Tubridy, Joe Duffy, Baz Ashmawy, Martin King, Donncha O'Callaghan or choose a wild card (someone who ticks all your celebrity Dad boxes)

Send your entry to rteguide@rte.ie putting "Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020" in the subject box. Nominate your celebrity Dad of the year and include your contact details.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

More guff:

RTE GUIDE

Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020 competition

Win a 2 night break at Castleknock Hotel with dinner one night, spa treatment for Dad (or guest of your choice) and golf for 2 people.

To enter: send your choice of celebrity Dad of the year. Choose from the following: Ryan Tubridy, Joe Duffy, Baz Ashmawy, Martin King, Donncha O'Callaghan or choose a wild card (someone who ticks all your celebrity Dad boxes)

Send your entry to rteguide@rte.ie putting "Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020" in the subject box. Nominate your celebrity Dad of the year and include your contact details.

Pure sh1te. Ray Darcy will probably nominate himself as the "Wild Card"

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Pure sh1te. Ray Darcy will probably nominate himself as the "Wild Card"

My nominations:
Tim Allen.
Bishop Eamonn Casey.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

More guff:

RTE GUIDE

Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020 competition

Win a 2 night break at Castleknock Hotel with dinner one night, spa treatment for Dad (or guest of your choice) and golf for 2 people.

To enter: send your choice of celebrity Dad of the year. Choose from the following: Ryan Tubridy, Joe Duffy, Baz Ashmawy, Martin King, Donncha O'Callaghan or choose a wild card (someone who ticks all your celebrity Dad boxes)

Send your entry to rteguide@rte.ie putting "Celebrity Dad of the Year 2020" in the subject box. Nominate your celebrity Dad of the year and include your contact details.

First Prize - A Night With De Stars
2nd Prize - Two Nights With De Stars.

glenfieldman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

My nominations:
Tim Allen.
Bishop Eamonn Casey.

Bishop Len Brennan

sligojoek

Father Ted

Am I doing this right?

bigroad

It really just self promotion to the highest levels with that lot.
Many a person out there could do their jobs for a tenth of the wage they get.