It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki

Gods Gift wrote: »

Before or after?

Don't answer. I've seen both.

statto25

gmisk wrote: »

What is her alternative to get it up there?

Throw it up ya love?
Shove it your gee?

Lob it in there?
Horse it into ya?

barryd09

Is there NOTHING off limits for a wow from Joe?

dvcireland

gmisk wrote: »

What is her alternative to get it up there?

Throw it up ya love?
Shove it your gee?

The thing is that woman is helping to raise awareness by complaining...

whacker sez whack it up dere luv

gmisk

statto25 wrote: »

Lob it in there?
Horse it into ya?

Feed the pony a carrot?

jetfiremuck

Probably forgot to take off the applicator....or shoved it into the wrong hole

Jordan 199

How long will it be before whacker phones in?

Roger_007

barryd09 wrote: »

Is there NOTHING off limits for a wow from Joe?

Yes......any reference to his earnings!

jetfiremuck

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look at it for you.

lertsnim

Who liberated her?

ButtersSuki

Did she say "guys would be havin' a go off ya"?

Odyssey 2005

Jordan 199 wrote: »

How long will it be before whacker phones in?

Whacker isn't that stupid

bottlebrush

We need ryan tubridy to organise someone on for a demonstration on the lls

She would have been Cock a Hoop!

urgelgru

That ad is a damn sight better than the ones with the women rollerskating in white pants, or the ones with the blue liquid on the sanitary towels

Enjoy your lunches

BPKS

Caught the very start but then have been on the phone since.

Sounds like Gold possibility?

Sorolla

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Did she say "guys would be havin' a go off ya"?

She did.
She was cock a hoop

SEPT 23 1989

are there no instructions on the box?

Gods Gift

Ladies
Washyerhands

Odyssey 2005

A half hour of this shyte !!!

gmisk

Listening to this....one big takeaway I am glad I am man..a gay one at that...hurrah!
Zero real dealings with ladies on their period anymore, I did make my flatmate a hot water bottle and avoid her once a month though

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Feed the pony a carrot?

Many moons ago I was feeding de pony in Lillies at de bar when I was very drunk......no one noticed, except de lady.

McDermotX

Washyerhands after getting it up dere !

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

Listening to this....one big takeaway I am glad I am man..a gay one at that...hurrah!

WOW. Well done! Well done!

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

are there no instructions on the box?

You put it in de box, not on it.

Gods Gift

Claire Byrne live sorted

bottlebrush

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

are there no instructions on the box?

Yes there are and leaflets with pictures

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Many moons ago I was feeding de pony in Lillies at de bar when I was very drunk......no one noticed, except de lady.

Lady ??

Roger_007

jetfiremuck wrote: »

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look at it for you.

A well known expression with the golfing fraternity is to describe your round of missed putts as playing like a gynaecologists assistant..........shaved every hole!:D

BPKS

Has John O Donovan been on yet about this?