It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 9:34am

sligojoek wrote: »

AAAAAGH !!

Ciara Kelly

Where's |Butters when we need him?

Saving lives elsewhere - I was at work until after 11pm last night; short day, I started at 7am. I almost worked as many hours yesterday as Mr. Duffy does in a month.

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe won't be getting hotel expenses tonight so.

He'll have gotten his appearance fee though. As will Ciara. And Claire. Good day's % for Noel.

Could RTE not have found anyone else bar Mr. Duffy to do that segment? I mean really?

PieOhMy wrote: »

Have to agree with ciara there. This new Zealand comparison is stupid. The moon has 0 cases, so what like.

It was stupid the first day Mr. Duffy tried to make it a thing, and it remained stupid each and every time he tried to resurrect the comparison thereafter.

How do you know the moon has no cases caller?

zell12 · 19-05-2020 9:41am

What is Joe drinking? What is the small bottle on his table?

Joe Duffy said he had hoped the pub would be a bit more intimate but that the measures leave a lot to be desired.

"Unless you’re coming to the pub with your crossword or a game of Boggle and all you want to do is sit in the corner on your own, so to speak, people won’t come. This is worse than I thought it would be. I hadn’t imagined it like this. I knew there was going to be distance but I thought it’d be much more intimate and you could have a conversation but you can’t. You can’t really have a conversation unless you bellow.”

https://twitter.com/ClaireByrneLive/status/1262400278252392450?s=20

zell12 · 19-05-2020 9:49am

What is Boggle? Would our Joe ever bellow his diction?

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 9:52am

zell12 wrote: »

What is Boggle? Would our Joe ever bellow his diction?

Well de moyind duz boggle when you do be do be do be lsitening to him speak so to speak as they say.

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 9:59am

We could be in trouble if Mr. Duffy's researchers of one of his receptionists read dis tweet so to speak:

https://twitter.com/dorfarrelly/status/1262418490453110784?s=20

Some udder amusing replies:
https://twitter.com/1finben/status/1262426040447709190?s=20

https://twitter.com/AndyMcCourt32/status/1262442350661505025?s=20

https://twitter.com/JustBeerBarry/status/1262414479242952705?s=20

https://twitter.com/BrendanH3/status/1262420169059516416?s=20

https://twitter.com/GuillaumeHiver/status/1262450115744325633?s=20

https://twitter.com/suzy661/status/1262449899683090437?s=20

https://twitter.com/cill123/status/1262659515935227906?s=20

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 10:00am

zell12 wrote: »

What is Joe drinking? What is the small bottle on his table?

Chateau Neuf Du TWAT?

Uncharted · 19-05-2020 10:07am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Chateau Neuf Du TWAT?

What colour is de blue nun,sez I ....

Gods Gift · 19-05-2020 10:46am

Could they not have investigated what a wake would be like after the lockdown with social distancing.

They could have had a open coffin with an actor( or real body) in it. And an actual grieving wife/husband.

Be more up Rte s street.

Gods Gift · 19-05-2020 10:48am

PieOhMy wrote: »

Have to agree with ciara there. This new Zealand comparison is stupid. The moon has 0 cases, so what like.

Well I think she once mentioned somewhere that she has some medical training.

sligojoek · 19-05-2020 10:49am

Gods Gift wrote: »

Could they not have investigated what a wake would be like after the lockdown with social distancing.

They could have had a open coffin with an actor( or real body) in it. And an actual grieving wife/husband.

Be more up Rte s street.

Jesus, don't be giving them ideas

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 10:58am

Gods Gift wrote: »

Well I think she once mentioned somewhere that she has some medical training.

withless · 19-05-2020 11:31am

Dats an idea though dat friend of de publicans Joe Duffy had dere; instead of the 'alcohol rub' in de little bottle just put in straight vodka and give yerself a top up and washyerhands at de same toime!

sligojoek · 19-05-2020 12:43pm

Mundy song Mexico.

Joe morphs it into Trump

Simon Harris attacking Trump

Finnula Flannigan attacking Trump

We'll be talking about Donald Trump.

Back to work on the qt. Getting covid payment

Kawasaki syndrome. New obscure condition.

dvcireland · 19-05-2020 12:44pm

Whacker: i've the bleeding Suzuki Syndrome, Joe.

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 12:45pm

POSSIBLY on twodaze show and dat so to speak as they say:

Mexico wall, Donald Trump and various pronouncements. Trump taking malaria drugs and dat. Trump going to leave the WHO if they don't change China centric process. Simon Harris givin' out to Trump.

Fionnuala Flanagan (actress and IRA supporter) clip from yesterday.

TRUMP - good, bad, and not indifferent so to speak as they say.

Paul's boss wants him to go to work but keep de COVID payment and dat - wurk on de QT so to speak.

Kawasaki Syndrome - Mr. Duffy talks to a man whose chisler has Kawasaki syndrome so to speak.

Mr. Duffy discussing politics is like givin' an alligator a chainsaw.

dvcireland · 19-05-2020 12:45pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Mundy song Mexico.

Joe morphs it into Trump

Simon Harris attacking Trump

Finnula Flannigan attacking Trump

We'll be talking about Donald Trump.

Back to work on the qt. Getting covid payment

Kawasaki syndrome. New obscure condition.

i'm surprised so to speak at the high level of musical production on that Mundy track..so to speak

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 12:47pm

https://twitter.com/JustBeerBarry/status/1262414479242952705?s=20

I think we need to alert Barry as to the existence of de Thread so to speak as they say.

sligojoek · 19-05-2020 12:51pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://twitter.com/JustBeerBarry/status/1262414479242952705?s=20

I think we need to alert Barry as to the existence of de Thread so to speak as they say.

He could even be among us as we speak, so to speak, as they say.

sligojoek · 19-05-2020 12:52pm

I had Kawasaki syndrome back in the day.

I had 6 of them at one stage. Sold the lot and bought a Honda

Roger_007 · 19-05-2020 12:53pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://twitter.com/JustBeerBarry/status/1262414479242952705?s=20

I think we need to alert Barry as to the existence of de Thread so to speak as they say.

I thought Billy Keane lived in Lish Tole. Was he not a wee biteen outside his 5km radius?

bottlebrush · 19-05-2020 12:56pm

Roger_007 wrote: »

I thought Billy Keane lived in Lish Tole. Was he not a wee biteen outside his 5km radius?

But but but was it not an essential journey so to speak - to turn us off going to pubs for evermore

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 12:58pm

Roger_007 wrote: »

I thought Billy Keane lived in Lish Tole. Was he not a wee biteen outside his 5km radius?

De rules don’t apply to superstar RTÉ celebrities and dat.

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 12:59pm

sligojoek wrote: »

He could even be among us as we speak, so to speak, as they say.

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

Uncharted · 19-05-2020 12:59pm

sligojoek wrote: »

I had Kawasaki syndrome back in the day.

I had 6 of them at one stage. Sold the lot and bought a Honda

I had a Yamaha keyboard.

Hoor on petrol.

Sold it and bought a Suz- ukelele....

......

......

* grabs coat

withless · 19-05-2020 1:00pm

Its a pity Joe can't give his opinion on Trump. I'd love to hear what he thinks.

ButtersSuki · 19-05-2020 1:05pm

withless wrote: »

Its a pity Joe can't give his opinion on Trump. I'd love to hear what he thinks.

Bryan Tubridy is the same. He never talks about American presidents and female presidential candidates at all at so to speak as they say.

It’s gas though Mr. Duffy laughing at Trump considering his own statements on CV19 so to speak.

Uncharted · 19-05-2020 1:15pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Bryan Tubridy is the same. He never talks about American presidents and female presidential candidates at all at so to speak as they say.

It’s gas though Mr. Duffy laughing at Trump considering his own statements on CV19 so to speak.

CV noynteen in 2- 20 Butters.

shearforce · 19-05-2020 1:29pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

POSSIBLY on twodaze show and dat so to speak as they say:

Mexico wall, Donald Trump and various pronouncements. Trump taking malaria drugs and dat. Trump going to leave the WHO if they don't change China centric process. Simon Harris givin' out to Trump.

Fionnuala Flanagan (actress and IRA supporter) clip from yesterday.

TRUMP - good, bad, and not indifferent so to speak as they say.

Paul's boss wants him to go to work but keep de COVID payment and dat - wurk on de QT so to speak.

Kawasaki Syndrome - Mr. Duffy talks to a man whose chisler has Kawasaki syndrome so to speak.

Mr. Duffy discussing politics is like givin' an alligator a chainsaw.

So (I guess) straight to the dad with the sick child and take calls on that kind've thing for the whole show.

19-05-2020 1:29pm

Jaysus I’ve been sick as a typical Liveline Listener for de past 24 hours, stomach pain so severe at times I thought I had another intestinal obstruction, and a slight cough and fever to boot. GP sending me for Covid test this time plus prescribing an antibiotic. I’ve been so scrupulous wearing masks etc. If I prove Covid negative & don’t improve I can go safely to de hotspittle for tests an dat, but will be weird without familiar doctors. I’m curled up with de cramps and vomiting an dat, so I hope Joe doesn’t make it even wurser so to speak.

shearforce · 19-05-2020 1:31pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Jaysus I’ve been sick as a typical Liveline Listener for de past 24 hours, stomach pain so severe at times I thought I had another intestinal obstruction, and a slight cough and fever to boot. GP sending me for Covid test this time plus prescribing an antibiotic. I’ve been so scrupulous wearing masks etc. If I prove Covid negative & don’t improve I can go safely to de hotspittle for tests an dat, but will be weird without familiar doctors. I’m curled up with de cramps and vomiting an dat, so I hope Joe doesn’t make it even wurser so to speak.

ring in...he loves that kind of story

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