County shapes - which is the sexiest

Man Vs ManUre

I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.

Kylta

Contact your doctor immediately. Recheck your medication, I'm sure your taking the wrong pills.

Flavour Diaper

I'm drawn towards Fermanagh because it has two large wet holes.

ChikiChiki

There's something about Tipperary.

Tipperary looks like a T-rex deep-throating Offaly.

Dr. Bre

Something sexy about Ar-magh

Better Than Christ

Probably Offaly, the way it caresses Laois while hoofing it into Tipp as Westmeath sits on its face.

Or maybe Carlow - sexy enough to get double-penetrated by Kildare and Wicklow anyway.

Dr Turk Turkelton

I've always had Monaghan in the w@nk bank.

Man Vs ManUre

Galway is also kinda shaped like a penis.

Man Vs ManUre

Galway is excited while Clare seems to be suffering from booze droop.

Arghus

Pics or GTFO.

Kermit.de.frog

Church on Tuesday

*sigh - Mayo I guess.

ILoveYourVibes

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.

Claire is the Teddy Bears dick it is therefore the sexiest county.

Church on Tuesday

Actually I just noticed from that map that Mayo, Sligo and Roscommon appear to be having a threesome.

ILoveYourVibes

Dublin is a ride though.

Yurt2

Leitrim looks like a lanky teenager growing into his frame and possibly with body image issues.

"Why am I so long and narrow? Why do I have such a small coastline and all the other lads have bigger ones? Will I ever get any more post offices? What's the point me?"

Roscommon looks pretty phallic from where I'm sitting.

Kermit.de.frog

Laois.

I mean what's the point when you consider it carefully?

Man Vs ManUre

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.

Roscommon is shaped like a pistol?

bottlebrush

Carlow looks like a 99

El_Duderino 09

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Something sexy about Ar-magh

Something sexy about Your-magh

Aceandstuff

Roscommon is a cockanballs.

Kerry looks like a wolf with a knob on its forehead

Kermit.de.frog

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Laois.

I mean what's the point when you consider it carefully?

They do have a very nice GAA field. O'Moore Park is a nice venue for a county that is hopeless at both codes.

dd973

Does Longford even exist? They must be the Belgians of Ireland, can you think of any famous Longfordians without consulting Wikipedia?

Cork probably robbed land off Kerry and Tipp just to be the biggest. Yorkshire btw is the biggest county in England.

'Hmm... Cork people...Yorkshire people'...makes sense.

Sam Hain

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I've always seen Monaghan as a Scottish Terrier on its hind legs ready to greet you or more than likely ready to wrap his front paws around your leg and prod you with his lipstick.

Mr. CooL ICE

Kerry looks like the side view of female genitalia from a biology book, but tilted slightly. As it is probably the only county that looks like something I could have sex with, it gets my vote.

randd1

Cavan looks quite phallic.

Offaly almost looks like a woman bent over a desk with her arms tucked down beside her.

s1ippy

Meath is a ghost looking for a hug, doesn't get much sexier than that.

harry Bailey esq

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Galway is excited while Clare seems to be suffering from booze droop.

Dublin has a nice rack but a saggy arse...
Co Down could probably do with some Viagra.

LeYouth

Dublin looks like a gremlin facing towards Britain.

Marhay70

Down looks like a dick that's just been disappointed.

Ultrflat

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Offaly looks like it getting bent over and rogered from galway:pac:

touts

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Tipperary looks like a T-rex deep-throating Offaly.

Bastard! Now that's all I see when I look at the map.

Ultrflat

Ultrflat wrote: »

Offaly looks like it getting bent over and rogered from galway:pac:

Whilst nibbling at Lisa Simpsons’s nose aka Kildare !

touts

LeYouth wrote: »

Dublin looks like a gremlin facing towards Britain.

It's surprising small considering it spends most of it's time riding the rest of the country senseless. In fact, come to think of it small willie syndrome explains most of the problems with Dublin.

harry Bailey esq

touts wrote: »

It's surprising small considering it spends most of it's time riding the rest of the country senseless. In fact, come to think of it small willie syndrome explains most of the problems with Dublin.

True that.. 31 (or 25 depending on your persuasion) guttersluts on the go.. T'would make the staunchest of the temperance lot start hoovering up as much Bronson as they could fit in the nostrils while toting guns.. nice analogy. Galway has a semi pointing towards America. Galwegians are usually happy to reach a semi mind.

Corona20

Kerry and Cavan look seriously up for it.

I cant believe I am voting on the sexiness of counties. New low for me

Kermit.de.frog

Aren't Wicklow, Kildare, Meath and Louth just Dublin really?

Isn't it time Dublin annexed them?

Day Lewin

Kerry. That Dingle Peninsula is ready for action, woo hoo.

Lyan

Day Lewin wrote: »

Kerry. That Dingle Peninsula is ready for action, woo hoo.

I always thought Kerry looked like a miniature version of Ireland. Does finding it sexy count as some form of pedophilia?

fryup

clare - almost an island, surrounded on three sides by water

PsychoPete

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Tipperary looks like a T-rex deep-throating Offaly.

Go on...

heldel00

Cavan is like a chicken drumstick, if that's what you're into.

Ultrflat

heldel00 wrote: »

Cavan is like a chicken drumstick, if that's what you're into.

or a lady withone hell of a big booty

Man Vs ManUre

Mayo have a better chance of winning the all Ireland than winning the sexiest shaped county competition. All I can think of that they resemble is a bull frog from an aerial view.

Ultrflat

Roscommon looks like a uterus

Purple Mountain

Louth has a semi on him.

ablelocks

when you rotate ireland right, left and upside down, you get very different perspectives on some of the counties........

edit - the rotate didn't work for some reason...but try it yourself...

Man Vs ManUre

I tried to do the rotate but my fone is so fancy it recognises this and readjust the map, similar to the RCA’s systems on modern jets. I will have to stand on my head.

Corona20

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Louth has a semi on him.

Having lived in Louth for a few years thats as good as it gets.