Random Stuff you'd like to Ban

mark_jmc

Heating up fish in a microwave
Anyone who does this should be set on fire

BailMeOut

anyone who complains about Bono and U2

Capitalists.

Rodney Bathgate

Socialists.

Trotskyites.

Communists.

KaneToad

Music that plays outdoors. All music should be indoor.

BeerWolf

Retro. wrote: »

Angry Posters

iamstop

KaneToad wrote: »

Music that plays outdoors. All music should be indoor.

STRONGLY disagree. In fact I would ban this kind of thinking entirely.

Jenneke87

Trousers with holes cut into them. Seriously, why do these things exist?

iamstop

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

People who post ‘This’.

My only reason for the 'This' comment was to allow me to multi quote something.

BailMeOut wrote: »

anyone who complains about Bono and
U2

My only reason for the 'This' being about U2 is because that was what the previous poster posted about.

Insert McBain - That's the Joke.jpeg/gif here. :cool:

whisky_galore

Skinny trousers for males.
Food wankery.
Property porn.

Oink

Repeat offenders. If you’ve already been in front of the judge 10 times, time for plan B from outer space. Or preferably TO outer space.

Philster

Extendable dog leads.
Incorrect use of the word "like".

iamstop

Vape pens

This is it

Cat memes... Enough is enough!

Username here

Mrs f***in Brown. Or is it "Browne"? Who knows - just f**k off.
Inappropriate use of these: "
W@nky DJs who think they're so out there.
Text messages from friends (who have the same name as someone you rode once) while you're drunk, saying "it's a boy!" - that's some scary sh1t!

Suckit

Dave McSavage and his unfunny, unoriginal, shit comedy, and all the 'McBastards' resending excerpts from his unfunny, unoriginal shit comedy show over whatsapp during the lockdown.

"HAR HARR!! I'm from *Insert Irish Town/County Here* and I'm here to tell ye all yer bastards, and isn't it great watch me eat this lump of dog crap and Har harr... I'll fiddle with a kid because I'm a dirty bastard.."

Utter shite.

Quantum Erasure

I'd ban Beasty

Woke Hogan

Suckit wrote: »

Dave McSavage and his unfunny, unoriginal, shit comedy, and all the 'McBastards' resending excerpts from his unfunny, unoriginal shit comedy show over whatsapp during the lockdown.

"HAR HARR!! I'm from *Insert Irish Town/County Here* and I'm here to tell ye all yer bastards, and isn't it great watch me eat this lump of dog crap and Har harr... I'll fiddle with a kid because I'm a dirty bastard.."

Utter shite.

David McSavage fiddles kids?

Middle class people saying "woke"

Middle class people saying "woke"

Charles Babbage

All members of the onion family.

cj maxx

Charles Babbage wrote: »

All members of the onion family.

Oh , I think I'll have a scallion sandwich. Cheers

Dank Janniels

Random Stuff

riclad

Fade haircuts, auto play video ads on news websites. Virtue signalling that is pointless, Eg fine gael saying
Diesel cars will be banned in 10 years, most people can't afford electric cars, there's only a small no of charging
points. You can go and fill up at a petrol station in 3minutes. We have no infrastructure if say 50k people
had to charge their car every day.
The phrase person x is a member of the travelling community, Eg just say Joe blogs is a travellor
Put 50 euro tax on any jeans with a hole in them
No one is allowed to use random words as baby names
or names with no, s in them.
If Any company gets help from the government in the crisis they have to publish detailed info on how much tax they pay for the next 5years Eg percentage of tax paid on profit, revenue

Rodney Bathgate

Charles Babbage wrote: »

All members of the onion family.

Does that include “cheese and onion”?

Woke Hogan

riclad wrote: »

Fade haircuts, auto play video ads on news websites. Virtue signalling that is pointless, Eg fine gael saying
Diesel cars will be banned in 10 years, most people can't afford electric cars, there's only a small no of charging
points. You can go and fill up at a petrol station in 3minutes. We have no infrastructure if say 50k people
had to charge their car every day.
The phrase person x is a member of the travelling community, Eg just say Joe blogs is a travellor
Put 50 euro tax on any jeans with a hole in them
No one is allowed to use random words as baby names
or names with no, s in them.
If Any company gets help from the government in the crisis they have to publish detailed info on how much tax they pay for the next 5years Eg percentage of tax paid on profit, revenue

Infrastructure would be developed in parallel with increased adoption. Much like how they built more train tracks the more people started using trains, for example.

freshpopcorn

The Late Late Show.

Sorry about that

I'd like to ban the practice of letting front line health workers into supermarkets ahead of everyone else.

Elderly customers still get to skip though.

Vincent Vega

Movie franchises.

EmptyTree

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Middle class people saying "woke"

Anyone saying "woke"

suicide_circus

the idea that your race, religion, sexuality, gender etc defines you

ILoveYourVibes

Zaph wrote: »

Absolutely, along with the Psychics & Mediums forum.

Do it do it do it. It only makes us sexier!

The PM function

Jesus,some odd ones floating about tonight

The importation of social issues from America which have no contextual basis here, often by self described champions of “wokeness”

Edgware

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Middle class people saying "woke"

Firing squad more applicable in cases like that

TheBoyConor

de blacks

RandomViewer

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Twitter and the Journal.ie.

The malcontents, oddballs, and losers who contribute to comments on sites like that don’t deserve a platform to spew their bile and hate.

I'm banned from the Journal, which worries me

RandomViewer

Edgware wrote: »

Firing squad more applicable in cases like that

Waste of good bullets, guillotine would be just as efficient

RandomViewer

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Infrastructure would be developed in parallel with increased adoption. Much like how they built more train tracks the more people started using trains, for example.

Trains not a great example, they lifted the tracks up here and never replaced with anything near it. We probably had the most scenic train track from Letterkenny to Burtonport, you could get on a train in West Donegal and with a few station jumps go nearly anywhere on the island

RandomViewer

hair dye for men, it looks pathetic

corner of hells

Sorry about that wrote: »

I'd like to ban the practice of letting front line health workers into supermarkets ahead of everyone else.

Elderly customers still get to skip though.

I'd like to ban that practice too , especially after I saw the wife of a volunteer fireman wearing his Fire Brigade fleece in order to skip the queue at a supermarket.

Lucy8080

Frozen ice. If it is not fresh, don't automatically assume I want it in my drink.

Rodney Bathgate

Lucy8080 wrote: »

Frozen ice. If it is not fresh, don't automatically assume I want it in my drink.

Frozen ice? Is that different to regular ice?

Although I dislike when restaurants or pubs put a slice of lemon or lime in a glass of water or coke. I always remove it. Not that it has happened recently.

Rodin

Headphones/ in-ear buds while driving

Nigel Fairservice

Making or taking calls in public on a phone's loud speaker. Same for listening to films, tv shows and music in public without headphones/earphones.

cj maxx

Rodin wrote: »

Headphones/ in-ear buds while driving

I'm pretty sure that wearing headphones/earphones while driving IS banned ?

Rodin

cj maxx wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that wearing headphones/earphones while driving IS banned ?

Not specifically.
Though a dangerous driving charge or driving without due care and attention can be levelled. To the best of my knowledge.

4068ac1elhodqr

Driving a large 4x4 vehicle long distances to check your eyesight (after having visual disturbances), during a pandemic lockdown.

Omackeral

Unnecessary apostrophes for plurals or words simply ending with the letter “s”.

The point the person is making may be excellent but the sight of one or more of these, usually just lobbed onto plurals, makes me check right out.

Lucy8080

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Frozen ice? Is that different to regular ice?

Although I dislike when restaurants or pubs put a slice of lemon or lime in a glass of water or coke. I always remove it. Not that it has happened recently.

Pubs and restaurants have a secret stash of fresh ice,the general public are not aware of this. It is why they never think to complain.