The Late Late Show - 29th. May 2020

Pinch Flat

Wonder will Sinead have the full hijab on?

FixdePitchmark

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

No poem?

Life - oh life , during Covid regret
Be the arrow, not the target
The trappings of yoga with my sexy wife
I love my dogs too , my white house, my life

Oh - haircut , and dogs and dreams and work
Ryan - your questions and "yes" make me hurt
Life on the left , is a dream in this garden chair
But Sabrina , grab the razor - for this ****ing crazy hair.

alan partridge aha

Oh sweet Jesus, I thought MD was bad, that line up is awful.

Atlantic Dawn

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Wonder will Sinead have the full hijab on?

Useful dual purpose clothing for the covid.

Ol' Donie

Right, it's nice an cool out now.

Gonna take the dogs for a stroll, listen to some David O'Doherty, hopefully miss Sinead or Colin Farrell.

See yis in a bit.

Welsh Megaman

Robbie Keane: It's been a boyhood dream of mine to be in lockdown.

Atlantic Dawn

These non stop ads featuring video calls are really wrecking my head. The security of what is being communicated is highly questionable, most people don't know this.

generalgerry

tintin67 wrote: »

Hopefully the interview with Mickey D in the garden of the Aras will be enlivened by Leo wandering past in the background, flashing the moobs, bag of cans in hand, on his way to another sesh in the park with the lads.

I would just saying to the brother during the week, that he must have been glued to the windows with the binoculars.

YFlyer

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Robbie Keane: It's been a boyhood dream of mine to be in lockdown.

Served his time well with the mighty Spurs.

Doctors room ghost

I’d murder a spicebag and an ice cold can of smithwicks.
I have neither

Say Your Number

To the lucky person who 9.7 million in the Lotto last month

F*ck you ya prick :mad:

TheRiverman

Doctors room ghost wrote: »

He’s over feeding them hounds.
They wouldn’t work on batteries and they built like barrels.
Not worth a hat of sh1te

Bernese Mountain dogs are very big, beautiful,kind,lovable dogs.Its their nature.

Mena Mitty

horseofstone wrote: »

It's very shiny.

Evening all !

It's a dressing for the hair from our Grandmothers time.

A mixture of Lard, Egg white, Aloe vera and Cider vinegar mixed to a paste and rubbed through the hair with the fingers, then finished off with a few squirts of good old fashioned Hair laquer :-)

FixdePitchmark

Doctors room ghost wrote: »

I’d murder a spicebag and an ice cold can of smithwicks.
I have neither

Was actually missing going to the pub there during the week

Love a bit of live music too.

generalgerry

YFlyer wrote: »

Served his time well with the mighty Spurs.

Stuck to a chair with no prospect of getting a run out? Sounds more like his time with Liverpool to be honest.

Doctors room ghost

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Was actually missing going to the pub there during the week

Love a bit of live music too.

I have a dose of thirst this week with the heat.
Ice cold smithwicks id like

FixdePitchmark

Footballers will have to stop kissing each other when they score - will be interesting celebrations - when ball is back on in a few weeks.

walshb

Enough already with this patronising fawning!!!

Lundstram

Ginger man scared me the most.

alan partridge aha

Ya but they're getting paid for it Ryan, sweet Jesus.

FixdePitchmark

I know this will sound a bit harsh.

But there are very few cases per day - like there are what 20/30 per day - in say Dublin - only about 13 % need ICU - very few accidents and other injuries at present.

Can it be that busy at present ?

Seriously.

martingriff

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Footballers will have to stop kissing each other when they score - will be interesting celebrations - when ball is back on in a few weeks.

It's been on in Germany for a few weeks some cracking games will start watching german league now and some great social distancing celebrations

TheRiverman

"Magnificent human beings",one section of them,Nurses were on a picket line in the snow fifteen months ago.They weren't looked upon as magnificent by our Government then.

walshb

alan partridge aha wrote: »

Ya but they're getting paid for it Ryan, sweet Jesus.

It’s absolutely pathetically over the top.

We get it. They are doing their job...

castletownman

All this faux appreciation of the healthcare workers will be for nothing when there won't be the money to give them a pay-rise the next time there is a strike.

Lundstram

Did I see a Garda there? Standing on the road asking people where they're going is not heroic. They're the best paid police force in Europe FFS.

alan partridge aha

Correct, I know nurses in maternity wards, never had it so handy.

Jeff2

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Robbie Keane: It's been a boyhood dream of mine to be in lockdown.

Someone photoshop a picture off John Terry also in lockdown with Robbie.

YFlyer

generalgerry wrote: »

Stuck to a chair with no prospect of getting a run out? Sounds more like his time with Liverpool to be honest.

The fat waiter had him as a centre forward. He said that position didn't suit him.

Atlantic Dawn

Would love to know how Tubs got Covid.

Doctors room ghost

TheRiverman wrote: »

"Magnificent human beings",one section of them,Nurses were on a picket line in the snow fifteen months ago.They weren't looked upon as magnificent by our Government then.

And eaten bread will soon be forgotten again.
When things go back to normal the nursey clapping will stop

castletownman

Lundstram wrote: »

Did I see a Garda there? Standing on the road asking people where they're going is not heroic. They're the best paid police force in Europe FFS.

I suppose its easier to do that than address any Traveller-related crimes.

alan partridge aha

And your getting paid. Fcuk off Tubridy.

Aidric

Jerry Springer vibes off this interview

walshb

Is any other country parading their workers on the telly every second week wetting themselves over them working their jobs?

FixdePitchmark

alan partridge aha wrote: »

Correct, I know nurses in maternity wards, never had it so handy.

A lack of honesty about it at present.

Very few cases at all need hospitalization - what are we on about.

Was a nightmare a month ago.

Dr. Bre

Tubs should join the health service

TheRiverman

TheRiverman wrote: »

"Magnificent human beings",one section of them,Nurses were on a picket line in the snow fifteen months ago.They weren't looked upon as magnificent by our Government then.

I’ve had my fair share of nurses as a patient in hospital and all I can say is they vary just as much as the human beings who are not nurses. They are not all angelic by any stretch of the imagination.

retro:electro

He nearly said St Jaysus hospital

Doctors room ghost

If he’s going interviewing all these hel be half the night doing it.

Atlantic Dawn

No cancer tests being done so viable people are not being saved.

FixdePitchmark

People who do the job the best and most - are less inclined to go on tv. (IMO - I'd imagine) - I know the type in work, wouldn't dream of sticking head up.

Lundstram

This one definitely a virgin and owns about 40 cats.

Beechwoodspark

Something off about that doctor ?

alan partridge aha

If nurses were working ot and not getting paid then I'd say ya massive thumbs up.

Welsh Megaman

Ryan hearing in his earpiece 'quick, move on.'

FixdePitchmark

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Something off about that doctor ?

A bit too OTT -

walshb

This could have taken ten seconds...and should have.

See these people here. They are frontline health workers. They are heroes. Thanks, all. Next!

Lundstram

Take it back what I said about the Garda. Didn't realise we had an army person on. Utterly pointless group of people.

castletownman

castletownman wrote: »

All this faux appreciation of the healthcare workers will be for nothing when there won't be the money to give them a pay-rise the next time there is a strike.

Ryan said to one the other day on his radio show that he hoped they would all be rewarded by a pay rise when this is over. Fat chance with the state of the economy then.