Joe Duffy, International Man of Misery, sez Farewell to Fungus

Got my Covid antibodies result - negative. Disappointed, as I had been going around feeling very smug that I was immune ami g a sea of de vulnerable. 3 months since the prolonged viral covid-like illness. There a 9% false negative, but I can’t know I’m in dat category since I was never tested when I was ill, thanks to a stand-in GP who didn’t know my medical history being on duty. But one thing that seems to be showing in some studies is that antibodies are lost all too quickly.

Doesn’t change my behaviour, I always wear a mask out and use gel copiously, but it increases my paranoia. Preferred de feeling of smugness.

fritzelly

You should call Joe, its not right you don't have Antibodies and what's the government going to do about it

leath_dub

leath_dub wrote: »

Funny you should say that - Joe believes Trinity have it in for him:

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/celebs/joe-duffy-claims-trinity-college-13109229

The kicker for me was the comment right at the end. “Joe would consider appearing on Dancing with the Staff.”

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The kicker for me was the comment right at the end. “Joe would consider appearing on Dancing with the Staff.”

Fungus said he would too. Maybe dey could dance together.

Test For Echo

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Day do be lovin’ his diction and “grammer” and command of de English language and dat so to speak....

His first 'sentence' today being a perfect example...

maestroamado

I think he is great, i hear he movin to BBC...

DoctorEdgeWild

How can any person, who has been broadcasting for so long, consistently butcher their opening to every single show?

sligojoek

fritzelly wrote: »

You should call Joe, its not right you don't have Antibodies and what's the government going to do about it

It's all Simon Harris fault.

Test For Echo

maestroamado wrote: »

I think he is great, i hear he movin to BBC...

BBC Hospital Radio? Close to the sick & dying.

withless

Talk about an unreliable witness; hes only half remembering what happened on his own show yisterday.

sligojoek

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

How can any person, who has been broadcasting for so long, consistently butcher their opening to every single show?

Very easily, it seems.

Ah don't tell me we're still on the fekkin medals.

DoctorEdgeWild

...and lasses, he says, remembering his RTE wokeness training.

sligojoek

Any callers today?

Or is it just going to be a soliloquy?

withless

'they are thick the Irish, Paddy will buy them hehehe'

Dan Jaman

maestroamado wrote: »

I think he is great, i hear he movin to BBC...

Yeah, dere's a terrible shortage of cleaners in de BBC, with the Crona virus and all dat.

Del.Monte

Why is it all these old people fall for all this ****e - surely they should be a bit more worldly wise?

Roger_007

“Her daughter in law is due to have her great grandson “.........??

She told you she pays by cheque, Joe, do you listen?

Atlantic Dawn

Dumb fooker, use your phone not the radio you fooking arsehole, seriously.

shearforce

Crystal Lamb in Navan

?

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Yeah, dere's a terrible shortage of cleaners in de BBC, with the Crona virus and all dat.

Would you trust him with a responsible job like that?

withless

Most of these were happy with the deal till Joe upset them yesterday.

sligojoek

Still in bef at 10.00

Joe: Good man.

He's in full silly mode now.

DrGreenThumb82

When are dey puttin Joe on de coins?

DoctorEdgeWild

PERSONAL. FECKING. RESPONSIBILITY.

Hector Savage

He's a sarky prick is Joe

withless

Clown.

Del.Monte

These feckin coins/medals or whatever aren't worth the metal they are made out of. It's just natural selection and people who shouldn't have money to look after soon won't. :rolleyes:

sligojoek

I keep saying it. Why take callers and then proceed to talk all over them?

shearforce

1 grand for a single coin.

I need to get into this business, what the fcuk am i at putting in hours at an office desk when I could be bloody rich.


some absolute idiots out there in fairness

sligojoek

Just don't pay them.

Let them sing for it.

DoctorEdgeWild

sligojoek wrote: »

I keep saying it. Why take callers and then proceed to talk all over them?

Are you new here Caller? DD

DrGreenThumb82

Lol this Dublin Mint crowd must be laughin their hole off at these idiots

jetfiremuck

Joe it's called a return authorization . You clown. Standard operating procedures

Atlantic Dawn

I'm convinced if you knocked at these people's door offering a service to scan their bank notes for the Covid and offer a free disposal service for contaminated notes they would open their wallets and purses with glee at the great service you were offering so to speak.

Del.Monte

Joe very narky about this, I reckon he must have brought a dose of their old rubbish.

Caller: so i put it in the envelope
Joe: Good man!

Is this a 6 year old he's talking to?


I think Joe has gone on full jihad mode, like he did with the head shops.

Dan Jaman

DrGreenThumb82 wrote: »

When are dey puttin Joe on de coins?

Jim Fitzgerald is working on a portrait of a jackass right now.

Mena Mitty

fritzelly wrote: »

You should call Joe, its not right you don't have Antibodies and what's the government going to do about it

There'll be some outfit along shortly selling antibodies on d'internet..buy 2 get 1 free sotospeak. Be grand !

ford fiesta

any fireman coins?

Atlantic Dawn

They should do "The Stars Of RTE" collection, have Joe's noggin on a coin.

sligojoek

He can't even read out simple text.

jetfiremuck

So is the issue with Duffy......that it's pure tat that they bought, or their selling methods, or still butt hurt from Malachy the other day.


Duffy is really ticked off ..snide remarks and all

De building de new oireland de building de new oireland dr building de new oireland de building de new Oireland

Dan Jaman

Shred all your bills, caller.
Happiness lies that way.

DrGreenThumb82

Joe's coin will be a wagon wheel covered in Goldy tinfoil. De junkies will love 'em

sligojoek

Dja heeeeer me?

shearforce

sligojoek

Don't be dreading them at your age, .. which is a young age.