MUAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 0.17% lighter than the average person..

I've no idea what that means..

The test was very obvious though.. Unless you wanted to declare yourself a Machiavellian narcissist you could easily skew the results..

Sky King

Deleted User wrote: »

Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?

Those are not the thought that preoccupy me when I 'find myself' as I lie in bed.

odyssey06

12.83% Darker than the average person.

I scored low on 'Psycopathy', need to work on that.

I like tests

Pauliedragon

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mix cans and pills. It rarely ends well.

odyssey06

odyssey06 wrote: »

12.83% Darker than the average person.

I scored low on 'Psycopathy', need to work on that.

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/LSRP.php

Try that.

Pauliedragon

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Never mix cans and pills. It rarely ends well.

Stop. Sure I've been at them since 2 am.

14% lighter than the average person. Need to visit a tanning salon.

Earthhorse

This makes you 3.17% Lighter than the average person.

But I scored higher than average on Narcissism, which I'm surprised by!

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have you ever found yourself as you lie in bed late at night preoccupied with thoughts of evil and malice?
Do you pop the balloons of small children and kick disobedient pets?
Is there a list of names stuck to the inside of your wardrobe? Is it a fantasy for you in those dark hours as you wonder who on the list to hurt first?
Or maybe you think you are a God and free from the morals and laws of society.

Well. Step this way for I have just the thing for you.

https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php


I eagerly await your results and then I shall share mine.



MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

oh its not a list of names, its just the one fella i do be planning for tbh

I'm 9.83% lighter than the average.

As I was answering, I genuinely thought I'm probably a bit darker than I had assumed. Now I'm worried the average person is a fair bit darker than I assumed.

I remember I did a what simpson are you quiz many years ago.
I wasn't impressed with the first answer: Montgomery Burns so I re did it and got sideshow bob.

PommieBast

"This makes you 29.83% Darker than the average person"

Earthhorse

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https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/LSRP.php

Try that.

For this one I got:

You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 25.79% of people who have taken this test.

You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 71.45% of people who have taken this test.

Which apparently are:

Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 1.6. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.

Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 3. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.

Never heard of them before.

Leg End Reject

7.17% lighter than the average person, that's with psychopathy at 48%! :eek:

Watch yourselves ... :cool:

SnowyMay

Too many questions. But the stupid ad for Star Wars on the bottom of the screen with its crappy tiny cancel button made me want to punch someone in the face. That probably counts for something.

Bobblehats

6.4% = make out

J. Marston

PommieBast wrote: »

"This makes you 29.83% Darker than the average person"

And I was worried with being 10% darker than average!

Phoenix32

I scored 54% narcissism, 23% machiavellianism, 35% psychopathy giving me 37% average. I'm 3.83% darker than the average person apparently.

Pauliedragon

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Stop. Sure I've been at them since 2 am.

2am a few days ago I'd say. 😜

Pauliedragon

Pauliedragon wrote: »

2am a few days ago I'd say. 😜

You found me out

Timberrrrrrrr

43.83% Darker

josip

54% psychopathy. Happy with that.

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

For this one I got:

You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 25.79% of people who have taken this test.

You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 71.45% of people who have taken this test.

Which apparently are:

Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 1.6. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.

Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 3. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.

Never heard of them before.

I've never heard of psychopathy divided loke that before. I'd say its just for the purposes of the test.

Did the results resonate with you?

Timberrrrrrrr

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

43.83% Darker

Really??

Timberrrrrrrr

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Really??

Yup

Bobblehats

I’m a scheming; handwringing Machiavillian. On the plus side at least I’m not a narcisssistic psychopath 20% darker than your average twat.

PommieBast

J. Marston wrote: »

And I was worried with being 10% darker than average!

Took test again. Exactly same result...

Timberrrrrrrr

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Yup

It is just a bit of craic but did you answer the questions accurately?

Timberrrrrrrr

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It is just a bit of craic but did you answer the questions accurately?

I did indeed, I mean inknew i was a cùnt but I didn't think I was a massive one :pac:

JustAThought

Im 13% darker than your average. I think I feel quite happy about that. Apparently I’m 44% psychopath, 42% machiavellian and 60% narcissist - even at my level of maths something dosn’t add up! But overall a good result methinks! Now to find someone to torment and rule...

Timberrrrrrrr

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I did indeed, I mean inknew i was a cùnt but I didn't think I was a massive one :pac:

Tell me how

15.17% lighter than the average

Not surprised, certainly amongst the Boards populace I seem to find myself on that side of the arguments on a lot of the topics generating heat over the last few months.

That maybe was always the case but have found over the Covid period that the difference is more obvious, and quicker, than previously.

A sign that everyone's nerves are frayed I thought but maybe true personalities are coming to the fore given some of the discussions.

Earthhorse

Deleted User wrote: »

I've never heard of psychopathy divided loke that before. I'd say its just for the purposes of the test.

Did the results resonate with you?

Not especially. I don't see that I'm especially a rule breaker though it's true I probably don't put much effort into socially rewarded behaviour.

But listen, why don't you come over to my basement later and we can discuss...

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

Not especially. I don't see that I'm especially a rule breaker though it's true I probably don't put much effort into socially rewarded behaviour.

But listen, why don't you come over to my basement later and we can discuss...

I'm a bit of a rule breaker so was a bit surprised by my results. My empathy probably pushed me in to the "good" bracket.


Sure! I'll bring the knives.

Leg End Reject

Earthhorse wrote: »

Not especially. I don't see that I'm especially a rule breaker though it's true I probably don't put much effort into socially rewarded behaviour.

But listen, why don't you come over to my basement later and we can discuss...

My first result on that test - 62.34%
Second - 58.86%

I'm not a rule breaker at all and I have empathy. I would never intentionally kill a fly, never mind harm a person.

Still, we could take over the world if we put our collective psychopathic minds to it.

It would be interesting to see the answers people gave.

Earthhorse

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm a bit of a rule breaker so was a bit surprised by my results. My empathy probably pushed me in to the "good" bracket.


Sure! I'll bring the knives.

Leg End Reject wrote: »

My first result on that test - 62.34%
Second - 58.86%

I'm not a rule breaker at all and I have empathy. I would never intentionally kill a fly, never mind harm a person.

Still, we could take over the world if we put our collective psychopathic minds to it.

Yiz are both very funny and not at all psychopaths, I'm sure!

InnerMonologue:

The women of boards are talking to me. I deserve this attention. I'm witty and charming. Why did that test rate me as a narcissist? That can't be right! Those test makers don't know what they're talking about. I'm well adjusted. I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.

Dyr

Thankfully I score very low on narcissism, because that makes up for me being a psycho apparently.

Leg End Reject

Bambi wrote: »

Thankfully I score very low on narcissism, because that makes up for me being a psycho apparently.

Me too!

Just 10% narcissism, compared to my 48% psychopathy.

Imma gonna have to get a different test for y'all

Phoenix32

I suppose I can comfort myself on being relatively low on pyschopathy and machiavellianism to make up for my narcissism :P

Phoenix32

Phoenix32 wrote: »

I suppose I can comfort myself on being relatively low on pyschopathy and machiavellianism to make up for my narcissism :P

The gas thing is that Narcissism tends to go hand in hand with a high percentage of those other traits

Phoenix32

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The gas thing is that Narcissism tends to go hand in hand with a high percentage of those other traits

I'm too busy thinking about myself to be manipulating others or causing chaos Perse!

Earthhorse

Deleted User wrote: »

The gas thing is that Narcissism tends to go hand in hand with a high percentage of those other traits

So the only question is; are we on our journey toward being better people...or worse?

Shanotheslayer

21.83% darker than the average person.

Yikes!

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

So the only question is; are we on our journey toward being better people...or worse?

Well. Those who have many traits of narcissism machiavellianisn and psychopathy I would say are not good people.

However as this little quiz is not diagnostic at all then you high scorers are most likely just regular

So tell me what's it like to "hear" someone "say" that you are regular?

Phoenix32

I like dark and dysfunctional people, this is the perfect thread to look for fresh meat

Phoenix32

Phoenix32 wrote: »

I like dark and dysfunctional people, this is the perfect thread to look for fresh meat

Jaysus would you be bothered Phoenix. The drama! The anguish!

Phoenix32

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jaysus would you be bothered Phoenix. The drama! The anguish!

Sure what would I be doing without the drama.