I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away

NewRed2

Sitting in the sun room listening to Carly Simon "its coming around again". Cheese-tastic lyrics admittedly but very nice tune nonetheless. Always makes me feel a tad sad/nostalgic. Which is ok sometimes.....
Made a nice salad and balsamic dressing and pan-fried gourmet potato cakes for the din-dins. So I'm full up. The potato cakes were fab, thanks to allrecipies.co.uk for the recipe. Easy and miles nicer than the sheeet you'd buy in shops, for a few minutes extra work.
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I got stopped a few times at checkpoints during the week. But the best one was near Rathcoole, as I approached I was muttering swear words about being delayed for 20 mins due to the traffic jam and giving out crap about it all, then theres 5 Guards lined up and I got the most amazingly beautiful Guard, I mean she was simply stunning looking, even with a fookin mask on. Gorgeous eyes (which I'm a sucker for!) and a delicate sprinkling of freckles like little drops of heaven, ah bless her. She was cute as a button.
So by now the frustration of being stopped has totally subsided.
She looks in and I'm just staring back thinking wow.
And then she says in a very high pitched voice "Purpose for travaaaal???" in the strongest Cork accent I've ever heard in my life. And I dunno why but it was the last thing I was expecting, so I could feel myself close to laughing. So now I'm thinking, jesus don't fookin laugh or this could turn very serious. So I managed to keep it to a broad grin. I mean I don't mind the Cork accent at all but I just wasn't anticipating it from her, I got caught by surprise.
"Just going home from work Guard" I replied, still smiling. "G'wan so, faiiiir plaay to ya!".
And that was that.
I've never been arrested or in any trouble with the Guards in my life but I hope if I ever do get arrested it's her that does it!

Alejandro68

NewRed2 wrote: »

Must have been a doddle to learn it at school!

Doddle that is a new word I learned, many thanks for that.

Sardonicat

I never knew I had little drops of heaven on my face til today, New Red! I like that expression. Look at me with my little drops of heaven. Law-dee-daw!

Boom_Bap

Sardonicat wrote: »

I never knew I had little drops of heaven on my face til today, New Red! I like that expression. Look at me with my little drops of heaven. Law-dee-daw!

I put drops of my heaven on someones face before.

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

I never knew I had little drops of heaven on my face til today, New Red! I like that expression. Look at me with my little drops of heaven. Law-dee-daw!

Law-dee-daw indeed!
You look after those wee drops of heaven! Oh yeah freckles are beautiful on a woman's face. Well.... I certainly think so anyway.

Sardonicat

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I put drops of my heaven on someones face before.

We're really going for the over sharing on here these days aren't we?

NewRed2

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I put drops of my heaven on someones face before.

:eek:



well that's a definitive end to that discussion anyway :pac:

What did he say afterwards???????

Boom_Bap

Sardonicat wrote: »

We're really going for the over sharing on here these days aren't we?

That's relatively tame for me

Alejandro68

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I put drops of my heaven on someones face before.

If going by context from previous posts, yours would seem a bit inappropriate.IMO.

Gremlinertia

Sardonicat wrote: »

I never knew I had little drops of heaven on my face til today, New Red! I like that expression. Look at me with my little drops of heaven. Law-dee-daw!

I'm more a kind of torrential rain

I'd say I'm a soft Irish mist!



I'll be scoffing take away soon and I can't feckin' wait!

On the Beach

Sephiroth_dude wrote:

I'm the one that gave you that name!

Deleted User wrote:

Bolgbui can be Bbui or Bolgb or even 'bb the inferior'.

He lieth, twas I giveth thee that nickname! Twas a long time ago in the land before time...

Also I'm pretty sure bolgbui is Dr. Yellowbelly no?

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say I'm a soft Irish mist!



I'll be scoffing take away soon and I can't feckin' wait!

Watcha getting?

Alejandro68

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say I'm a soft Irish mist!



I'll be scoffing take away soon and I can't feckin' wait!

What are you having?

On the Beach

On the Beach wrote: »

He lieth, twas I giveth thee that nickname! Twas a long time ago in the land before time...

Also I'm pretty sure bolgbui is Dr. Yellowbelly no?

But.. who are you??

Well I'm having chips!!! And some franks hot sauce dipping sauce cause I actually love it with chips! *Whispers* and a vegan burger.
And a chocolatey dessert.

Autosport

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well I'm having chips!!! And some franks hot sauce dipping sauce cause I actually love it with chips! *Whispers* and a vegan burger.
And a chocolatey dessert.

Hmm sounds delicious I’m having pizza and garlic bread

On the Beach

Deleted User wrote:

But.. who are you??

I'm just an insignificant fart on the wind blowing through the sands of time taking it easy in a corner of the globe.

On the Beach

On the Beach wrote: »

I'm just an insignificant fart on the wind blowing through the sands of time taking it easy in a corner of the globe.

Ah yes. Now I remember you.

Alejandro68

Alejandro68 wrote: »

If going by context from previous posts, yours would seem a bit inappropriate.IMO.

Ah no! Booms is just having the craic

Sardonicat

You sound like my kind of gal, Gremy. Heavenly. In keeping with your role of the wherers Guardian Angel of the night.

Cleaning the kitchen with The Police on YouTube. Every time I see that aborrahtion of an ad with 'Message in a Bottle' butchered I have to undo the damage. I also like to take the opportunity to sigh over Stewart Copeland, who was heavenly in his day and guides my thoughts to things unangelic.

I am couchside with wine in hand after a mountain of pasta.

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well I'm having chips!!! And some franks hot sauce dipping sauce cause I actually love it with chips! *Whispers* and a vegan burger.
And a chocolatey dessert.

I've just had chipper chips , a jumbo batter burger and garlic dip , pickled in salt and vinegar and it was fecking delicious.

Now watching MasterChef here .

Sardonicat

On the Beach wrote: »

I'm just an insignificant fart on the wind blowing through the sands of time taking it easy in a corner of the globe.

Are you sure that's just a fart and that you're not asleep and dreaming and.....!

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

Cleaning the kitchen with The Police

Is it my girl from the other day??? I'll be over within the hour. Address please?

On the Beach

Sardonicat wrote:

Are you sure that's just a fart and that you're not asleep and dreaming and.....!

Ahem, I swear officer it was just a hiccup..

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I'm having chips!!! And some franks hot sauce dipping sauce cause I actually love it with chips! *Whispers* and a vegan burger.
And a chocolatey dessert.

Mmmm sounds luverly :-P Vegan burgers are nice actually, had one when I was in Sydney and a vegan curry as well which was savage!

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

Is it my girl from the other day??? I'll be over within the hour. Address please?

Fraid not, Red. And I'm busy with Mr High Hat tonight!

Boom_Bap

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Mmmm sounds luverly :-P Vegan burgers are nice actually, had one when I was in Sydney and a vegan curry as well which was savage!

I've been making loads of vegan meals in the past few months, some winners, some losers. Burgers are the best, or bean burritos.

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ah yes. Now I remember you.

Does he like consonants and is he often marked present as geailge?

beerguts

Cutting my toenails, making detailed plans in my head to go to a chiropodist after lock-down. To make them less manky.

Plans that I will totally disregard for the pub instead when I am set free

On the Beach

Sardonicat wrote:

Does he like consonants and is he often marked present as geailge?

I think BB was taking the piss there and I thought it was a great riposte myself

bolgbui41

[Deleted User] wrote: »

:) Forgiven Grem!

Bolgbui can be Bbui or Bolgb or even 'bb the inferior'.

Er, excuse me? Inferior?!? How dare you! If this was the 18th century and we weren’t socially distancing and the internet was real life I would totally challenge you to a duel for such a slight.

I. Am. Magnificent.

Myself and my ego are kitchen side making tea and toast during the film intermission.

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beerguts wrote: »

Cutting my toenails, making detailed plans in my head to go to a chiropodist after lock-down. To make them less manky.

Plans that I will totally disregard for the pub instead when I am set free

Mind them toes !! My 82 year old father got his toenail removed today..Covid or no covid he went to the hospital, he couldn't stand the pain anymore !!
He's delighted...

Gremlinertia

bolgbui41 wrote: »

Er, excuse me? Inferior?!? How dare you! If this was the 18th century and we weren’t socially distancing and the internet was real life I would totally challenge you to a duel for such a slight.

I. Am. Magnificent.

Myself and my ego are kitchen side making tea and toast during the film intermission.

During an Intermission intermission so?.

On the Beach

On the Beach wrote: »

I think BB was taking the piss there and I thought it was a great riposte myself

Yeah I was! So to answer your question Sardi.. I haven't a clue!

bolgbui41

bolgbui41 wrote: »

Er, excuse me? Inferior?!? How dare you! If this was the 18th century and we weren’t socially distancing and the internet was real life I would totally challenge you to a duel for such a slight.

And I would accept your challenge and then knock you on your @ss!

I'm just glad you knew I was joking around!

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Mmmm sounds luverly :-P Vegan burgers are nice actually, had one when I was in Sydney and a vegan curry as well which was savage!

The chips were gorgeous! The burger was nice.. but not great. I'm too stuffed for dessert! Go on slide your plate over for a slice of chocolate pizza.

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

The chips were gorgeous! The burger was nice.. but not great. I'm too stuffed for dessert! Go on slide your plate over for a slice of chocolate pizza.

*slides plate over* :-P

Ted_YNWA

Is there a battle for who can keep the BB moniker ?

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Is there a battle for who can keep the BB moniker ?

No battle. I keep it. Its mine. I was here first!!!

Also I'm not sure about bolgbui referring to themselves as magnificent either. That's also my moniker, for it is I who is magnificent.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Is there a battle for who can keep the BB moniker ?

Yes. There are T-shirts too Ted. I'm team BB obvs

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

*slides plate over* :-P

Slides back chocolate s'mores pizza!

Sephiroth_dude

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Is there a battle for who can keep the BB moniker ?

No battle there's only one BB, gremlin got it wrong earlier :-P

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

No battle there's only one BB, gremlin got it wrong earlier :-P

Sharing dessert has its perks!

Sardonicat

On the Beach wrote: »

I think BB was taking the piss there and I thought it was a great riposte myself

Nice dodge there.

Cali_girl

Cali_girl wrote: »

Yes. And T-shirts too Ted. I'm team BB obvs

So my team? Yes?

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

Sharing dessert has its perks!

I gave you the name that's why :-P , I also gave Duvet Day her name DD, Sardi, leggings, tedo, gremlin, boo boo etc :-P

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I gave you the name that's why :-P , I also gave Duvet Day her name DD, Sardi, leggings, tedo, gremlin, boo boo etc :-P

Who christened you Seph and/or Sephers??

Boom_Bap

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Is there a battle for who can keep the BB moniker ?

Fools