I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away

And no. There isn't one for everyone in the audience!

Leg End Reject

GoneHome wrote: »

I don't know why people can't just abide by that one simple rule of staying withing 2 mitres of people, I've called a few out over it too, it's pure ignorance on their part

Or why they bother wearing a mask with their beak uncovered.

Wayne Jarvis

Ooh Poetry Corner, coolsies.


Leg End Reject
By Guy Person Wayne Jarvis


There is a woman by the name of Leg
A big fan of Mr Feg(elien)
She hates cutting grass
She finds it a pain in the ass
And makes her moody like a powder keg


Personally I'd have her no other way
She is an actual Legend I say
She is proper funny
And often bang on the money
With her humour that is so risqué

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

And no. There isn't one for everyone in the audience!

Holy moly *runs away in a big mad hayp of a dose of the mortos*

Onshuh

Deleted User wrote:

There once was a lady called Grem Some might say she was quite the gem She worked very hard all the night long Fond of a pint and even a song There was talk of her kindness She laughed it away Stop that yee messers! She'd happily say But I knew the truth. Its the first line above. Grem is a Gem filled with warmth and with love.

Is someone chopping onions in here?... :pac:

Leg End Reject

Thanks, Guy! That make me laugh.

Speaking of grass though, it's on the list for tomorrow. Prepare for moany posts!

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There once was a lady called Grem
Some might say she was quite the gem
She worked very hard all the night long
Fond of a pint and even a song
There was talk of her kindness
She laughed it away
Stop that yee messers! She'd happily say
But I knew the truth. Its the first line above.
Grem is a Gem filled with warmth and with love.

If I was Keats, and wasn't dead, I'd be jealous.

I think the final line should become part of the Boards banner.

3d4life

GoneHome wrote: »

I don't know why people can't just abide by that one simple rule of staying withing 2 mitres of people, I've called a few out over it too, it's pure ignorance on their part

2 mitres you say ?
Ummm...
So, each mitre a meter ?
Wouldn't you need archbishops or better for that ?

I say just stay out of range of my crosier


Amen.

Princess Calla

Watching old episodes of Buffy. Angel is so baby faced.

Gremlinertia

Princess Calla wrote: »

Watching old episodes of Buffy. Angel is so baby faced.

He really was! I could never get over how much he growed up when i saw him in Bones

Sardonicat

3d4life wrote: »

2 mitres you say ?
Ummm...
So, each mitre a meter ?
Wouldn't you need archbishops or better for that ?

I say just stay out of range of my crosier


Amen.

Whey Hey!

Great raw materials for a smutty ditty there. Where are our Poets in Residence?

Gremlinertia

Clattered with a mitre just to spite her, that was the malevolent old Bishop mcgee

Sardonicat

God, I could do with a good clattering now. Clitter-clatter.

Princess Calla

Gremlinertia wrote: »

He really was! I could never get over how much he growed up when i saw him in Bones

Seal team is where it's at

Gremlinertia

Princess Calla wrote: »

Seal team is where it's at

Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard..

Princess Calla

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard..

It's on sky, repeats are currently on sky 2.

You won't be disappointed... He has big, em guns

Gremlinertia

Ah don't have a telly.

Autosport

The filth in here Poetry at this hour


Chomping into onion rings, I may have heard of them mentioned earlier in the thread

thomil

Home Office deskside with a cup of coffee and stroopwaffels. Heavenly combination

Gremlinertia

I can has onion rings AND stroopwaffles purrleeze?

Autosport

Slides plate over

Gremlinertia

Autosport wrote: »

Slides plate over

Ahh but is there something on the plate? :P

thomil

Okay, that's one plate for Grem, one for Auto.

I presume one "classic" and one chocolate covered stroopwaffel for each of you is okay?

*slides full plates back*

Gremlinertia

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Holy moly *runs away in a big mad hayp of a dose of the mortos*

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

twirlagig

Bedside, after having a Twirl and the most gorgeous mug of tea...

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

You're a real sweetie ya know that .......

















Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

Oh i'm red as dorothys shoes but thank you! I'm good a paying compliments but not receiving them, like many here to be fair

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

You're a real sweetie ya know that .......

















Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈

There once was a man named Seph...........
............................................

Eh. That's all I got.

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

There once was a man named Seph...........
............................................

Eh. That's all I got.

We beguiled him with some bottles of Leffe

Pretzill

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There once was a man named Seph.

His flirting could robyou of breath

Sardonicat

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

Parabellum9

Pretzill wrote: »

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers

I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness

Sardonicat

Parabellum9 wrote: »

It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers

I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness

Ooh those feckin monks nearly got me into awful trouble once and I shall forever be grateful. An almost religious experience. Definitely spiritual, not quite physical bit bloody magic.

ETA: Apparently been spirited away, I see

Sephiroth_dude

Pretzill wrote: »

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

Never too late P!


*slides plate over*

What are we having :pac: ?

Sardonicat wrote: »

His flirting could robyou of breath

Sardonicat wrote: »

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

Pretzill

Sardonicat wrote: »

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

It is said that Seph opines
A distaste for a tea they call Lyons
So I raise my hot cuppa
To the mod who's a looker
And Barry's - fantasy, final, seven times.

The Crazy Cat Lady

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

Sardonicat

The Crazy Cat Lady wrote: »

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

I once knew a Lady she was one Crazy Cat

---

How's that for an opener?

Gremlinertia

The Crazy Cat Lady wrote: »

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

Heat has me flattened, the fatigue oh my it's awful.

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Heat has me flattened, the fatigue oh my it's awful.

And you having to work in it. Myself and Dad spent the day flaked out with the rotating fan in front of us. I wish some thunder would clear the air.

Gremlinertia

Office is pretty ok, just hope not too have too many calls

Parabellum9

Sardonicat wrote: »

Ooh those feckin monks nearly got me into awful trouble once and I shall forever be grateful. An almost religious experience. Definitely spiritual, not quite physical bit bloody magic.

ETA: Apparently been spirited away, I see

Back from the dead! :P

Once upon a time
On a forum filled with rhyme
There lived a young man
Called the Dude.
He was as they say real smooth
A cat lover of Barry's persuasion
From Cork he did hail
No finer ship did he sail
For it was made of good fun kind heart
And coffee creation.

Parabellum9

First name Jaffa,
Last name Cake,
If you say it the wrong way,
I’ll smack your granny with a rake,
One side is sponge,
The other is choc,
Yore ma dips me in tea,
And licks me like a...


Jaffa cake

Parabellum9

Parabellum9 wrote: »

First name Jaffa,
Last name Cake,
If you say it the wrong way,
I’ll smack your granny with a rake,
One side is sponge,
The other is choc,
Yore ma dips me in tea,
And licks me like a...


Jaffa cake

Cock.





:pac:

That's that now. No more boards for the rest of the night

The Crazy Cat Lady

Sardonicat wrote: »

I once knew a Lady she was one Crazy Cat

---

How's that for an opener?

Good opener there

Sardonicat

Deleted User wrote: »

Cock.





:pac:

quick, get the vapona

fr336

Insomniaaaaa