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Sardonicat

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Don't buy multipacks of Golden Wonder cheese and onion crisps .
Ever .

Or Rancheros. Stay away from those. They are mine. All of them.

#Je suis un blob

Gremlinertia

#weareblob

I just love all crisps. Got my cholesterol checked last week and it's over 7( as usual) ,doc is giving me 3 months or I really have to go on the meds (I've refused them for years), I got takeaway 3 times over the weekend, it's like whenever I'm supposed to do something I do the exact opposite and I just can't help myself.

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I just love all crisps. Got my cholesterol checked last week and it's over 7( as usual) ,doc is giving me 3 months or I really have to go on the meds (I've refused them for years), I got takeaway 3 times over the weekend, it's like whenever I'm supposed to do something I do the exact opposite and I just can't help myself.

You've just reminded me to take my tablet , mine was 7.1 , the three months didn't work for me either

Gremlinertia

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I reckon it's a river, maybe a three sisters river by the looks. My brain hurts now so i'm done

Good work Watson.

kowloon

When I had more hens and they were all laying I existed on eggs and things made with eggs. My cholesterol wasn't the best but the LDL was through the roof so I avoided the tablets. Ended up on tablets when I didn't eat so many eggs. The limits for cholesterol seem to be tighter if you're diabetic. Anyway, TL;DR: Eat eggs.

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

You've just reminded me to take my tablet , mine was 7.1 , the three months didn't work for me either

My diet isnt great but its definitely hereditary also,my dad and younger brother both got stints in the last couple of years. Butter is definitely a huge problem for me,I just love it,I could pick up a teeny weeny piece of bread and put about half a pound of butter on it,I just love it.
Is a life of green leafy veg,pulses and oats even worth living?

Gremlinertia

Had bloods all done a few weeks back, guessing i must still be ok since there's been no call back :pac: despite all my poor choices

Leg End Reject

Meh, cholesterol smolesterol ...

Did someone say crisps?

Gremlinertia

I'm feeling full but want crippys now

I Am Nobody

kowloon wrote: »

When I had more hens and they were all laying I existed on eggs and things made with eggs. My cholesterol wasn't the best but the LDL was through the roof so I avoided the tablets. Ended up on tablets when I didn't eat so many eggs. The limits for cholesterol seem to be tighter if you're diabetic. Anyway, TL;DR: Eat eggs.

Cabbage and even drinking cabbage water lowers LDL.But is it worth the after effects and being banished to another room in the house?

This time with style

Mam of 4 wrote:

Don't buy multipacks of Golden Wonder cheese and onion crisps . Ever .

No crisp is safe with me. Golden wonder is a good choice though.

This time with style

I've never had my cholesterol checked. I should probably go for a check up some time although I'll probably have this thought again in two years time.

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Meh, cholesterol smolesterol ...

Did someone say crisps?

I've a huge multipack of Tayto cheese and onion and multipack of chipsticks, Snax,Tesco rasher things,Doritos and probably more stuff also, big bars of Caramel and Wholenut and loads of other ****e. I'm fooked.

Gremlinertia

You had

Can't come in here saying that!!

This time with style

Deleted User wrote:

I've a huge multipack of Tayto cheese and onion and multipack of chipsticks, Snax,Tesco rasher things,Doritos and probably more stuff also, big bars of Caramel and Wholenut and loads of other ****e. I'm fooked.

The force is strong in this one.

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I've a huge multipack of Tayto cheese and onion and multipack of chipsticks, Snax,Tesco rasher things,Doritos and probably more stuff also, big bars of Caramel and Wholenut and loads of other ****e. I'm fooked.

Sure feck it, it's only one tablet a day!

I'd put a bit of everything in a bowl and have a drink with it.

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Meh, cholesterol smolesterol ...

Did someone say crisps?

And Aero. Just had some Aero. All after a steak mash and peas. Jaysus!

Leg End Reject

You're all giving me the munchies and my choices are a bread stick or a cracker. It's no wonder I'm drinking!

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My diet isnt great but its definitely hereditary also,my dad and younger brother both got stints in the last couple of years. Butter is definitely a huge problem for me,I just love it,I could pick up a teeny weeny piece of bread and put about half a pound of butter on it,I just love it.
Is a life of green leafy veg,pulses and oats even worth living?

Same here , both parents , except I love green leafy veg , and fruit , but butter dammit , on fresh crusty bread , nice and thick , the butter I mean too :pac:

This time with style

Lately at the weekend when I'm in the midst of my late night gorge festival, I finish my tayto cheese and onion sandwich and just can't resist making another one straight away. The white bread, the real butter and the tayto cheese and onion is just a match made in heaven. Why must it be unhealthy? Why? *bawls crying* :pac:

Sephiroth_dude

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You're all giving me the munchies and my choices are a bread stick or a cracker. It's no wonder I'm drinking!

How bad! I love bread sticks dipped in butter! they would great with beer!

Leg End Reject

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

How bad! I love bread sticks dipped in butter! they would great with beer!

Seph, you're a genius! Sure the cholesterol will melt from my arteries with the beery butter.

Tell Duvet. :pac:

Sardonicat

This time with style wrote: »

I've never had my cholesterol checked. I should probably go for a check up some time although I'll probably have this thought again in two years time.

Once you turn 40 you'll be hard pressed to get out of a gp surgery without a cholesterol check and an ecg. I can only guess that come my next birthday they'll be doing cognitive capacity testing on me as well.

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You're all giving me the munchies and my choices are a bread stick or a cracker. It's no wonder I'm drinking!

Drink away!

I'm live from the leaba searching Disney + for something sad and stuff. Loads on offer! Mrs G bet into some crap downstairs. If I had drink I'd be havin it.

This time with style

Sardonicat wrote:

Once you turn 40 you'll be hard pressed to get out of a gp surgery without a cholesterol check and an ecg. I can only guess that come my next birthday they'll be doing cognitive capacity testing on me as well.

I can't remember when I last had a check up with the GP but it's a very long time ago. Should probably get around to it.

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

How bad! I love bread sticks dipped in butter! they would great with beer!

Come into my parlour said the duvet to the dude...😉

Mam of 4

Sardonicat wrote: »

Once you turn 40 you'll be hard pressed to get out of a gp surgery without a cholesterol check and an ecg. I can only guess that come my next birthday they'll be doing cognitive capacity testing on me as well.

Ecg ?
I've never had one :eek:

ETA,
though I think Duvet and Seph will be needing one soon :pac:

Sardonicat

This time with style wrote: »

I can't remember when I last had a check up with the GP but it's a very long time ago. Should probably get around to it.

I only go if I'm unwell now. About once a year or so. They nab me with a needle and the ecg machine when I get in there. This is followed up about three weeks later with a phone call from the practice nurse:'pre-diabetic, blah, blah. Cholesterol borderline, blah blah'. In other words, my cholesterol and blood sugar are at the higher end of normal. Annoy me when there's actually something to worry about. I don't drink or smoke and have absolutely no social life at all since I became a carer. No one is taking my only pleasure and vice (aside from what I share with Mr Sardi, obviously ) away from me.

I'd kill for a tayto samgwidge right now. ...

(That sentence auto corrected to "kill gorgeous a tautology!" I think I should dust off my philosophy books again.)

Purple Mountain

I thought Golden Wonder crisps were a thing from my youth.
Don't see them round these parts anymore.
Walkers are awful, the taste of oil off them.

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

My diet isnt great but its definitely hereditary also,my dad and younger brother both got stints in the last couple of years. Butter is definitely a huge problem for me,I just love it,I could pick up a teeny weeny piece of bread and put about half a pound of butter on it,I just love it.
Is a life of green leafy veg,pulses and oats even worth living?

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Seph, you're a genius! Sure the cholesterol will melt from my arteries with the beery butter.

Tell Duvet. :pac:

I use to butter my ex's toast sometimes and I don't use that much butter myself, I scrape it on sparingly and anytime I would butter her toast for her she'd give me some look, as if to say, "ya spread a bit more on there now fella" 🤣🤣

Deleted User wrote: »

Come into my parlour said the duvet to the dude...��

*walks into the parlour innocently*

Oh hey there duvet.......watcha doing with that whip there and that butter......? 😜

Sardonicat

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Ecg ?
I've never had one :eek:

ETA,
though I think Duvet and Seph will be needing one soon :pac:

Really? Best practice now is for everyone over 40 to have one included in their annual check up. Maybe it's cos I'm a fatso.

Gremlinertia

"kill gorgeous a tautology!"

Hah sounds like something i'd come out with (and say) :pac:

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

"kill gorgeous a tautology!"

Hah sounds like something i'd come out with (and say) :pac:

I may even have written that down in an exam. Pity I can't make it make sense to me anymore. Definitely going to do an hour of philosophy reading a day from now on. My brain has turned to sludge.

Gremlinertia

Sardonicat wrote: »

I may even have written that down in an exam. Pity I can't make it make sense to me anymore. Definitely going to do an hour of philosophy reading a day from now on. My brain has turned to sludge.

My thinking cap is moth eaten and lost

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

My thinking cap is moth eaten and lost

You can always get a new one, Gremlinertia. ..

I Am Nobody

Sardonicat wrote: »

Once you turn 40 you'll be hard pressed to get out of a gp surgery without a cholesterol check and an ecg. I can only guess that come my next birthday they'll be doing cognitive capacity testing on me as well.

True and once your in the 50's it's liver scans and prostrate checks(for the men folk) on top of bloods EKGS,MRI's and stern giving out to for not living your age.

Gremlinertia

Sardonicat wrote: »

You can always get a new one, Gremlinertia. ..

But i can't think where :P

This time with style

Goodnight crayturs. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Sardonicat

Sardonicat wrote: »

Really? Best practice now is for everyone over 40 to have one included in their annual check up. Maybe it's cos I'm a fatso.

I'm a tad *cough* over 40, last week was my first time with my doc since 2014 apart from a trip to the walk in surgery late one night for antibiotics, 60e to be told I need to eat rabbit food ,fml.

Sardonicat

I Am Nobody wrote: »

and stern giving out to for not living your age.

They can fUK right off with that. I unfortunately did not spend my youth living me age for reasons too dark or too dull to go into here. Once I'm free from my role as carer I fully intend to live it to its fullest. 25 here I come again.

Mam of 4

Night TTWS.

I'm beginning to think it's a full MOT I'm needing with all these tests I've never had done but apparently should have !

ETA ,

Purple Mountain, Supervalue sell the Golden Wonder crisps .

Leg End Reject

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Night TTWS.

I'm beginning to think it's a full MOT I'm needing with all these tests I've never had done but apparently should have !

If you don't know you don't have to worry about it!

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If you don't know you don't have to worry about it!

No harm in an oul oil and filter change occasionally. 😉

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

No harm in an oul oil and filter change occasionally. ��

What do you do about a rotten big end?

Leg End Reject

Gremlinertia wrote: »

What do you do about a rotten big end?

Hide it somewhere ... :cool:

Gremlinertia

Gremlinertia wrote: »

What do you do about a rotten big end?

Cover it in butter?

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Cover it in butter?

Genuinely lol here

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Cover it in butter?

And lick it off?

Sardonicat

I should go to bed. Should I bring the ancient Greek fella, the 18th century Scottish fella or the 19th century Danish lad. I could always bring the 20th century French/Algerian...